Where do you fall, Jow Forums?

Where do you fall, Jow Forums?

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Currently 20 desu. I've never been kissed. Never fallen in love. Once had sex with an ugly prostitute.

8, I sucked my little 7 yr old cousin pee pee, but I was 8 too

>Once had sex with an ugly prostitute.
Why is this so funny to me...

>mfw 21
I can still get a 16yo gf if I set my mind on it

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30, but I'm volcel. I'm too crazy for relationships

16 but happened at age 18

13-15 i don't remember but it was shit

Im 18 but according to my state laws I can date a14y/o in theory....

21, last time a girl kissed me was at 14, at least i got kisses ;_;

I've had plenty of sex but have never experienced love. I don't plan to either.

Put on a nice dress a I will be your gf

Why did you pay an ugly prostitute to fuck you, user.

21 and it was miserable. Would rather be a virgin.

20

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Put it this way if you cant make friends at your current age the chance in finding someone that shares interest in you is really unlikely. You either have a terrible personality or just a shit view of the world. Like you think the world owes you something or you are really self centered.

My only problem is I always forget to add people on some sort of social media to stay in touch.

verbal diarrhea spewing from your mouth to your fingertips

I started dating my gf at 12 we broke up at 17
I really though I was going to be with her for ever

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Would be some record breaking sweetheart love.

I worked with a dude that's been with the same girl since he was 13. I guess he got her pregnant shortly after they started dating (she was older than him by a few years). Dude's in his 30s now.

17, was good, woulddo it again in my next life.

>I'm too crazy for relationships

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Well we spent a lot of time together
At first a shy hand held only relationship that evolved over time to having sex n shit
I feel sad knowing she moved on with another guy that has been with her now for almost 6 years now and I have been in and out of a few very toxic relationships

It is over.

21. I've experienced teenage love and I have no interest in hitting the gym.

Oh I didn't understand the OP lel, 15 then

Tried my hardest to get my friend a girlfriend over the years, but he is such an autist nothing works.

20 KHHV

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16
but im still a virgin

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fucked a druggie chick at 16, turned to volcel after that. sex is way overrated.
i wouldn't purposefully avoid it, but wouldn't do a single thing to pursuit it either.
relationships are for plebs
(but i completely lack empathy and other normie shit, so prolly that's the reason)

I was 19 when I first had sex. 22 now, last year was pretty crazy
Never had a gf

Underage b&

I'm already THE wizard of Jow Forums.
Beyond hideous, too.


... I'm dying forever alone.

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23, I wish I had had just an ounce of self-confidence as a kid, I was good looking, girls liked me but I was too wrapped up in my own self-doubt to see it. Makes me really sad at times.

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i meant that i had a gf at 16
im 23 now, still vergen

sex is very overrated. I don't get why people have sex with random people they don't have feelings for

just be yourself :)

25, I will hit that 30y old mark due to being schizoid. I just dont have it in me at all.

between 17-20

Had gf when when I was 18 for few months, still virgin tho at 24. I guess that first one got me jaded and I wasn't trying anymore

20, haven't had a gf since I was 16. She ended up cheating on me with my friend, and as pathetic as it is, I've never fully recovered emotionally. Im not bitter about it anymore I just I feel hollow and detached from everything and everyone, very nihilistic outlook. The only thing that brings me joy is drugs and adrenaline which has led to a very self-destructive lifestyle of psychedelics, xanax, street racing, wakesports, and skydiving. The worst part is I should be doing better, I'm smart, 7/10, and ungodly rich thanks to my parents being corrupt asf in my home cunt. And despite having the stars align for me some part of me never recovered and just withered away and now I'm wasting all of my good luck. I'm a failed Chad who came so close but ultimately was too weak to make it. One day soon I'll find whatever strength is left in me and drive off dock or something or ignore my instincts and let myself crash while racing so it will all be over.

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Don't do it. I was destroyed by break up too but waiting or being "muh feelings" doesn't help it will make you panic once you hit 25
Make it your mission to make other, good girl happy. Cheating hoes don't deserve respect

I had a gf when I was around 13 or 14, we almost fucked bitch was crazy tho, we broke up in a couple of months and there was a relief to both parties, I've felt crushes a lot earlier in life

I've thought of how to fix myself but I just cant see myself caring for other people any more, most of my hs friends are dead now and my family is such a dysfunctional nest of sociopaths genuine connection to people is just a memory. I've been thinking of running away to some SEA cunt to do tefl and see if the culture shock helps me reset but I think that could make me even more detached from the world. And my addiction xanax will make any potential solutions 100x harder because the withdrawals are so fucking bad that I would very realistically die from the seizures if I dont detox in a hospital. Sorry for dumping all this on you anons, I just dont get to talk about myself often

20 and hitting the gym 3 times a day since I'm 19. I'm gradually lifting more and more. I think OP's pic is very relatable and true

>3 times a day
meant a week

Was 22 when it finally happened

Same; I pity people who attempt having a relationship with me, because I'm actually the problem, and proper mental.

TIME TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

10 a girl told me she loved me. One time she held my hand one day. Unfortunately, I was to busy playing vidya and totally ignored her. I remember in class she suddenly turned to me making a love sign with her hands.

once I told to a girl I loved her but I was drunk and it wasn't true. I never told anyone it wasn't true and I never talked to this girl since then. I think I regret it because in reality I just wanted to fuck her friend and I didn't