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woof woof

Ban all Swedes!

*tucks stiffy into my belt*
st-stop posting that stuff would you

Soft Brexit, hard Brexit, Massive pile of shit
Sloppy Brexit, Messy Brexit, Quit, Quit, Quit

apparently they've cancelled deal or no deal because it triggers remainers

sick freak

the fit

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hong hong (thai dog sound)

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what sound do cats make?

maoew (pretty similar) The sound is also the word for cat.

i found one of my cats claws earlier

tummy hurrrrtsssss ladsssss

very flimsy but the full shape, right? they kinda do that.

Korea is better than Japan. Two nukes were not enough.

yeah it was sort of split down the middle at the back end didnt do a google or anything was gonna wait for mummy to get home and ask her

>You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 1 - Violating US Law.

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lmao

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they kinda shed claws, wouldn't worry

Yeah....fuck this thread.

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what's so funny you fucking spaz

how can i get an irish gf?

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morning lads

no one likes me, no one likes my presence, threads i post in die, users leave them because of my presence, everyone i try to become friends with just tells me to fuck off

oh okay thats good she didnt seem particularly pissed off or anything so i wasnt super worried

girls reject me, even dogs get human pussy, i don't get human pussy

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jesus fucking christ, it's haitiano

ill be your friend but please stop posting the dog cocks
i see enough uncut cocks in porn already as it is

But Moo means pork instead of cow. Go figure.

give her my best regards.
ikr

just nipped to the shop to get some sugar and a woman putting her kids in the car felt it necessary to address me
didn't quite hear her since I had my headphones in but I made out the words "seven hundred quid" then she pointed behind me

gonna pondering on this all day now

but what kind of friend? the kind of friend that will suck my dick?

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Nice tits. It’d be a shame if someone were to milk them...

Bless you

what was behind you? The shop?

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no not that kind
you know what i take it back now i dont want to be your friend

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is it schizo posting under a swedish proxy? feel like this is something he would do

fuck off you literal faggot

I think he's talking to you

no one does, i don't understand why i'm so unlikeable, i come to Jow Forums because i have no friends irl

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HOWLING lmao I was in that thread

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Can I make a joke lad? It's really good. Promise you won't get mad?

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he said he went to sleep before but it was quite early for him
wouldnt be suprised 2bh

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no

Lol alri

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>"A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him"

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Me: Show me what your gf looks like *redacted*.
*Redacted*: don't really have any picture of her, except this one from a few months ago but she looks a bit different now.
Me: no problem, just want to get an idea of what mrs. *redacted* looks like.
*Redacted*: (pic related)

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It’s the Haitian

He’s back

mate's Polish gf unironically believes that both sex before marriage and contraception are sins

why would he flip out over Japan?

I mean if you believe in sins then those are both categorically sins

about fucking time janny you useless twat

No Deal Brexit next week lads

Wanking is losing, and I can't lose.

hope the extension gets veto'd (will win a bet)

don't those koreans understand that right now they are sympathetic victims butbif they get paid they will be prostitutes?

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butbif

Never happen. Deal or remain.

im like an anime character

Brexit is supposed to be about sovereignty and taking back control, yet May has just attacked democracy itself
Her speech was unbelievable. May is literally vilifying members of Parliament. She is attacking the democratically elected individuals that represent our country. Her deal was voted down twice and comprehensively, and yet rather than acknowledge the problems it has and trying to find compromise, she decides to address the nation to imply that MPs are effectively enemies of the people.

It's absolutely disgusting behaviour and it sickens me that she represents our country. She has played pathetic politics in deliberately kicking the can down the road long enough to blackmail people into voting for something she knows isn't good enough. She's holding our entire country to ransom. Literally our futures.

I hope to god someone calls a vote of no confidence in her now, there's no way she should be allowed to continue driving our country into the ground. I hope her party hangs her out to dry for this, May has got to go.

Is durham a good university?

didnt read lol

Yeah one of the best of "the rest"

dont know how i havent got a gf yet i act just like my favourite anime characters and they have gfs

absolute retard. parliment has let the british people down time and time again wrt brexit there is no disputing that.

She has him go to church with her every Sunday at 6:30am. It's mental, unnatural, and cucked.

yes but it's also full of oxbridge rejects

Did you know you can get an identity card and vote in the thai elections, as a foreigner, lad?

there's no chance
EU will agree to an extension if Mays deal gets approval
it'll sink harder than the first two times
we leave on the 29th without a deal

she might try some slimeball tactics after that, if she doesn't immediately resign, but it won't matter

imagine the smell

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h-hoo dis, sempai?

You're talking shit

i play video games

want to die lads

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Thinking of taking a gap year and applying to cambridge since im probably gonna get 3 A*s
But i think id have more fun at durham so i might just go there

No deal will not happen.

*pats you on the back*

same
i've done little but play darkest dungeon for a month

FOLC

I swear my friend who is brit got it. It's a red id card as opposed to the blue one thais have. He said hr got it from some little known office in ploenchit.