Greatest cuisine, military history, culture, romance language, classic cinema, current football team, city (Paris)...

>greatest cuisine, military history, culture, romance language, classic cinema, current football team, city (Paris), wines.
Literally the best country on Earth.

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Oui, mais trop de français

paris...

>Paris
Lmao WHAT

Except it's Syria tier there with all the yellow vest riots

Paris is great if you're rich

>GOD TIER
Montpellier
>GREAT TIER
Paris, Lyon, Strasbourg, Caen, Rouen, Rennes, Angers, Nantes, Toulouse, Nice, Metz, Brest, Reims, every French city but Marseilles
>OK TIER
N/A
>MEH TIER
N/A
>SHIT TIER
Marseille

spotted the r*uennais

>Mugir ces féroces soldats?
>Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
>Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes!
>Aux armes, citoyens!
>Qu'un sang impur
>Abreuve nos sillons!

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France isn’t that good.

blacked

>Sweden

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oui

Baguettes and snails, we wuz, English won as a soft power, worst romance language out of the big 4, team full of Africans, Paris is Athens tier shithole, beer is better.

You eat snails too and so do all Meds

>cuisine
Over rated and bland
>military history
Possibly
>romance language
Homosexual and obnoxious sounding nasal accent
>cinema
No. That would be the US.
>football
At the cost of being a 15% nigger infested shithole
>paris
See above. Also NAfri scum who make up a majority of your prison population
>wines
Also wrong, that would ALSO be the US, and we don't even subsidize our wines with taxes

>cuisine
>Over rated and bland
>romance language
>Homosexual and obnoxious sounding nasal accent
>wines
>Also wrong, that would ALSO be the US, and we don't even subsidize our wines with taxes
complete and utter pleb tier opinions which was to be expected from a child who was raised in a country where they practically force feed you buckets of butter, sugar and corporate McDonald's tier garbage that wouldn't even be legal in other western countries

Based

>cuisine
Excuse me but Italian cuisine is better

Military science and military technologies you developed are good.
But your army was bad.

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>cuisine
Good but overrated
>military history
Had its good moments but also had pretty bad moments
>language
Fucking gay
>culture
Pretty neat
>cinema
No
>Football
Currently pretty good
>Paris
No
>Wines
Maybe. I dont drink wine like a faggot

Mutt got dabbed on

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Cringe...

samefag

t. Inbred

>wines
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)?wprov=sfla1

>Homosexual and obnoxious sounding nasal accent
read this in the homosexual and nasally american accent

>wines
Do i really need to remind you?
>food
>muh mcdonalds
Wow a single piece of bread is such a good and develiped breakfast cuisine... and pâtes with nothing but olive oil and/or butter for lunch? Wow such haute culture. Also you literally can NOT handle any heat spices like red pepper and you put dijon in your mayo.... fucktards

look at those plebs lmao

>muuuh france is bad military
>muuuh gays
>muuuh wine
>muuuh niggers

you npcs shouldn't try to fit in society being edgy, it doesn't suit your autism.

>cuisine
Italy
>military history
France
>culture
Italy
>romance language
Italy
>cinema
Italy
>football
Idk
>city
Rome
>wines
Italy or Spain
C'est mon dernier mot Jean Pierre

Lol Italian wines aren't worth shit. Spanish wines even less

>a talking frog
Yikes!

Idk whos more hot Griezman taking the dick from Pogba or Mbappe taking the dick from Lloris.

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>Montpellier
>GOD TIER
t.

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>>romance language
>Italy
French is objectively better. Whenever I think of Italian I picture an angry midget shouting and waving his hands around threateningly. Italian is quite comical.

I agree French is better when it comes to the language. However :

>an angry midget shouting and waving his hands around threateningly.

You just described the average Romanian.

>arguing with a swarthy gypsy about romance languages
Don't be so harsh because you're not part of the club, Alexandru. You picture italians as angry because we refuse to give you the gibs, unlike the french

He is right. I love both Spain and Italy but French wine is way better.

French pipo read Chant de Roland in class?

fuck off, mutt

>greatest cuisine
Agreed
>military history
Doubt.gif
>culture
Mm
>romance language
No
>classic cinema
No
>current football team
No
>city (Paris)
Kek, African tier now
>wines
They are good

t. Got cucked by a French

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it's hilarious that griezman was rejected here and had to get trained in spain
whites are literally rejected from formation centers lol

>It's that one mentally ill american obsessed with spices and french cuisine who still hasn't got a clue what he's talking about

France is the greatest country in the world

Proof : all the buttmad inferior people who need to talk ill about us in order to feel better about themselves

Italian is a god tier language tho

>being this much of a faggot

>Becoming a puppet of nazi germany doesn't mean we're inferior!
>Gay people aren't degenerates! We need to stop our culture of oppression!
>There's nothing wrong with letting your girlfriend get fucked by our migrant brothers! We have an emotional relationship!

Literally the average frenchman.

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that's fucking gay to think like that

i'm 1/8 french, is there some sort of hidden bonus feature that i can claim on?

No.

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you are 100% stupid

and yet you speak french lmao

that seem pretty rude, thanks anyway

>Over rated and bland

Yeah compared to greasy American cheeseburgers? French food is good and actual real food unlike yours.

>romance language
Homosexual and obnoxious sounding nasal accent

At least they speak their own language invented by them,instead of having a Cuck stamp from the uk

>No. That would be the US.

American cinema is 80% pure trash,french cinema can get pretentious but it's still better than your shitty Hollywood trash

>Football
>At the cost of being a 15% nigger infested shithole
>paris
See above. Also NAfri scum who make up a majority of your prison population


Says the country that is completely overun by negroes and has literally worse demographics than France. Also really your using the prison argument when this is 100x worse in your cunt?

>wines
Also wrong, that would ALSO be the US, and we don't even subsidize our wines with taxes

Fucking lmao,U.S wine is absolutely internationally recognised red piss while French wine is of fine quality.

Embarrassing

Bold of you to assume i'm a normie french sympathiser

>5%
And yet you are almost muslim

Kek
>Muh Napa valley wine

instead you're a npc blaming your irrelevance to the one who actually contributed the more for your country ever.

>You're blaming your irrelevance on the one who actually contributed to your country
Nigger, the umayyad caliphate contributed more to europe than your country ever contributed to mine

You are so delusional, you almost sound like korean crybabies.

I bet you actually dream of your country to be as great as France

kek, enjoy living in the dark.

No bonuses, sorry

the Alhambra Palace is GOAT, then l remembered it was made by the Nasrid Dynasty

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>Italian is a god tier language tho
based and checked

eurocucks seething itt

Cope and seething