What country is the best to live in Africa?

I think they were in the mountains to the south away from the major cities iirc. Rural folks are fucking backwards and crazy everywhere.

I'm going to Madagascar soon, I'll tell you

The tourists that were shot here weren't visiting bumfuck nowhere, they were in a a touristic area
You're never too sure
If you're visiting africa might as well go on a safari or something, not visit countries where you can get drunk for cheap.

>go to tunisia
>get shot
Perfect for an American like me! Wish me luck Abdul!

Inshallah, I know a guy

It's very poor even by African standards but it looks gorgeous and has a lot of cool plant and animal life that can't be found anywhere else. Hope you enjoy and I also hope to catch your thread when you get back.

Sounds cool. What are you gonna do there?

Yeah I think it's 30€/month on average, white retirees like going over there because everything can be bought
Gonna plant some vanilla

I would guess south africa or algeria. I'd rather live in algeria though, because they speak french and i won't have to learn a weird version of dutch or some african language

Ever since I played MGSV, I dont like diamonds anymore... dude they use child labor to get them

I don't know dick about Algeria really, compared to the other cunts in the region.

Even if you didn't care about child labor (which you could and I'm glad you do), anyone who actually pays market price for diamonds is a total rube. Artificial scarcity, man. Fuck diamonds all around.

Is it worth to invest in african countries?

They also use child labor to harvest coffee and cacao

>better than i thought

explain

True but there's fair trade versions of those

either Wakanda or Sweden

I had thought that people in uganda was very aggressive in a bad way but they were really shy and kinder than i had expected.

Mozambique

ask me why

why?

Rwanda is a good and underrated cunt

Why?

Namibia seems nice desu.

Namibia and Botswana both are less poor than most, and are supposed to be quite safe with friendly locals.

I feel like people there live in a different world. I never see people from say, Namibia or Botswana, here on Jow Forums.
How am I going to talk to them if they don't know the latest memes? They might accidently murder me when i jokingly call them cucks or incels

Yeah I also think it's weird that we don't have posters from there. Neither country has a very large population (around 2.5mil each) but you'd think there would be a few middle class kids shitposting. I think sub-saharan Africans are actually some of the best posters we ever get, there just aren't many of them.

the diamond ones are chill

youtu.be/FJfBbSgtHM8

They don't have computers at home, let alone internet. In a lot of places they don't have phones either. It's common to see someone standing outside with a table with some mobile phones on it, renting the phones for a quick call or text

Shut the fuck up

Omg namibia is basically owned by germans, my study course was full of several German ranch kids from namibia they post with german flag

Botswana is probably the only livable country in Africa.

Lets shorten this, anything you could do here or you looking for, you can find in South east asia, same price 5x quality

woah egypt is based

My dad lives in Madagascar, along with a fair amount of white Europeans. Life is cheap and on a European pension you can bribe your way to anything

>you can bribe your way to anything
This deserves further explanation.
Hi Ugandanon. Are you actually Ugandan? Tell us about life in your cunt.

I wonder what's going on in those regions where the population density is 0.0-1.0

I can't even imagine a place like that in Germany. This country is full of human trash.

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Namibia has part of the Kalahari dessert in it, not much going on there.

>This deserves further explanation.
The average wage over there is very low. There's an exam to become a customs agent and it's very expensive. Customs agents pay themselves any way they can.
For example you can fly in with a box with anything in it and slip a few bills to the customs guy to not open the box

The country is mostly desert iirc so probably not much.

No i am from Europe but i started workin here for a company to finance studying but than i made more money for a short time and stopped studying. Than i lost my job to the iTCMs and workin underpayd for some indians here and there. Trying to save up money to leave for southeast asia. No hope for this continet, also i cant stand the food... Bt Ugandans are nice persons

Oh here you come.
Kalungu was really nice place tho.

Fascinating. Am I doing it wrong by trying to earn an honest living in America?

What's the food like there? I find African food in general to be underrated but I've never eaten anything from that region. Also where in Europe are you from and why would you not go back there?

Theres a nicer version of that basically on everx other continent

Can second that ugandan people are really decent. Also onion chapatis are yummy.

>go to sub-saharan africa
S̭͉̗̖t̢͚̣̘͇̖̙a̹̰r͔̦͍̖͙͜v̟̳̱̥̗̫̠ȩ͖̦̥̮̙̹ and also aids

Do African women crave the BWC? Or are you a permavirgin incel even there?

Aren't these the same tho?

Don't go back because i like the huzzling kind of.
>never tried african cusine but its underated
No its overrated, North african okkk, but subsaharn besides ethopia is just unseasoned carbohydrates, no cooking tecnic, meat is hard since freerange and no fat, veg and fruits bland since bad cultivars. No seasoning besides sometimes salt

You know waht, i will not count down whats wrong like lack of diary etc, i just tell you wahts there

Yams and ruff choped meat

Did you get BLACKED, Davido?

to be fair, almost all the whites I know over there are early retirees who made an honest living in their country of origin (France, Belgium, Italy mostly) and then decided to move over there for the possibilities

It's indian

Anything edible here is indian

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Yeah that does sound pretty shitty. I used to go to a Nigerian restaurant occasionally that I liked a lot, but that's not inconsistent with your post because they would have been using US-grown ingredients.

Nah. i'm still a yella ass chinky jap bruh.

Mmm I wonder if one could turn those deserts into livable areas. It can't be that difficult for the species that has invented the atomic bomb and sent men to the moon.

That'd be cool, and you'd create enough living space / Lebensraum for 100 millions of people.

I wish i could get some ramen, sometimes i am crying in the night

>438B/s
>4G

Pretty sure it would horrible for the ecosystem to turn deserts into livable areas.

You know it's still faster than in your country Hans

Yeah and there are also still bushmen who live the old life in that desert. It would sadden me to see one of the few relatively undisturbed indigenous peoples lose their ancestral home.

I don't see how. Of course if you cut down rainforests or thaw up ice in the arctic, that's terrible for the ecosystem. But the desert? There isn't really much life there to begin with, maybe some scorpions or some shit, but they're better off dead anyway.

Have you ever eaten some ramen in japan?

Tell me about the white Europeans living there

N-no just in some restaurant in europe but i like it there

Most of the ones I know are over 50 and they do stuff that the locals can't. One owns hotels, one owns a casino (for tourists), two own a boat repair shop. Some are just rich retirees who don't work and just chill all day

Were they speak Portuguese is better in every metric. I would pick Green cape

Spicy miso ramen with pork is my favorite in America. Is this popular with real nips?

LMAO at least isn't AIDS

I thought they were native and came during the colonial times
How's Antananarivo?

>How's Antananarivo?
I have no idea 2bh, all I've seen from it is the lawn outside of the airport while waiting for the next plane. Some local girl tried to chat me up, did my best to turn her down without saying "lady, I hate niggers"

I see. I feel you cuz ramen is so damn addictive.
You should come and taste the real professional one here

Yeah. Tho I prefer thick tonkotsu(pork bone based) ramen cuz i'm from Kyushu

MY FUCKING SIDES

Bro,are you okay?

it's not impossible itself but it would just result in a net consumption of resources

Cringe and bluepilled

I don't hate them when they're in their countries but I would never touch one of their women

>ramen is so damn addictive
Idk about the ramen sold in Japan, but all ramen I've seen here has MSG, which is literally adictive and also terrible for your health.

Ah I've always wanted to fuck a legit African goddess

>The virgin coffee farmers
>The CHAD oil tycoon

Ramen Jiro is so infamous for its hugeness, thickness and having tons of MSG.

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That's just weird to me, I can't even sexualize them, it's like they're a different species

IT's all bad. Someone nuke us. Put us out of our fucking misery.

Nice Carthaginian dubs.

Your cunt has beautiful heritages tho. Is any terrorism still happening there?

MSG being bad for you is a boomer myth

This. Some people are allergic, though. But right, for the rest of us, it's okay.

It's an excitotoxin, and it has been linked to a miriad of health problems, including a lower IQ.
I bet you think fluoride and BPA are harmless too. Good goyim.

Matarse, maricón.

>Your cunt has beautiful heritages tho
sure
>terrorism
Not really. Maybe in the mountains at the border. It's mostly the economy in shambles, and uncontrollable hyper inflation.

>he unironically lives in Africa

dude lmao thats the poverty continent, why would you live there