"You knew about LINK in 2018 and didnt even put $100 into it??? Thats worth millions now!"

"You knew about LINK in 2018 and didnt even put $100 into it??? Thats worth millions now!"

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>implying any of us exist

protip: You are incapable of proving your own existence.

inb4 I think therefor I am

>"I think therefor I am"
>"I think therefor I"
>"I think therefor"
>"I think"
>"I"
>using unproven existence to prove existence.

Sorry to break it to you kiddo. Us philosophy majors are the ones with the big brains.

>*stinks your links*

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you have to go back

>what
>ever
>do
>you
>mean?
>0w0

r/faggots

I know it's silly but a lot of us really need this. Not to say we deserve it but I really hope this works out. Better to have tried and failed I guess.

>newfag to cryptocurrency here
could someone please inform me on how to invest in Chainlink? What's the safest way to go about it because I know that there are websites that I should avoid

send me the eth equivalent and i'll send link

Nigger confirmed

Binance. Funds are safe.

Go look on Reddit for this kind of advice. It's only on binance.

>could someone please inform me on how to invest in Chainlink? What's the safest way to go about it because I know that there are websites that I should avoid

Maini steps are
1. Buy ether from coinbase.

2. Transfer ether to Binance and buy link there.

3. Sit tight

4. DO NOT FUCKING SELL

5. Profit.

ltmgtfy.com for details on steps 1 and 2.

In reality though, if you are like everybody else, you won’t be able to accomplish step 3. And the real step 3 will be “spend all day every day maniacally cycling between checking /biz and checking coinmarketcap, and then getting so desperate for a fix, i.e. news, that you go to the tepid backwater that is r/linktrader before returning to biz for another round.”

But, doesn’t matter though, because even if you fuck up step 3, as long as YOU DO NOT FUCKING SELL, you will get to thepromised land of step 5.

Turns out I’m retarded.

It’s not ltmgtfy.com

It’s lmgtfy.com

Descartes is a pleb compared to Kierkegaard and Niche

>step 3
lm@o reddit
once you get to step 3, you start over at step 1 again, until step5

We will make it bro.

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>Niche

>Niche

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I want to invest a million dollars into Chainlink.

And I want to unfuck your mother, but that aint gonna happen either

how many more months are you guys going to keep talking about this complete non-performer?

you can only fool yourselves for so long

$1000 EOY!

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Until the heat death fren.

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sergey is satoshi though

People don't need to know this. Shh user

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>not knowing we are all literally made of cheese
kek stay poor

the hype behind LINK reminds me of the hype behind ETH when it was like $5