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don't understand what people mean by "acquired taste"

unironically if you want to talk about depression then unless you have something really interesting or profound or funny to say about it just fuck off to

knee grows tongue my anus

This is some Austin Powers shit

>depression

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been drinking a few shots of whiskey before toil
lot more social now

you do something you dont like until you can bear it

anti vaxxers stopping people from getting their depression vaccines in the 90s now we’ve a whole generation of mopes

Downstairs slag for me

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arse is a bit sweaty

arse is a bit swervy

Started reading the Sharpe books from the beginning again last week.

need this porn ban pronto cannot stop wanking

trying to sleep and the dog won’t stop BARKING

giz a sniff

Off to Berghain soon!!!
wish me luck getting in!

do you think i have more chance of getting in on my own or with a female friend of mine?

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youtu.be/Z4OhbzSFpnk
haha I like this video

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wow

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go tell your knitting circle

listening to nickleback lads

with the girl and act as gay as possible

THAT CAROL VORDERMAN? LMAO

t catyank

I crochet TBQH. It's more relaxing.

DePOOssion is no joke bigots

a cock and balls

>manlets

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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

like working?

stay away from me I dont want to catch aids

>depression

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>those comments

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breastfeed me ma you ain't got no tits?

DEPRESSION IS REAL. THE ONLY THING I HAVE MOTIVATION TO DO IS GET OUT OF BED AND BUY A DRINK FROM STARBUCKS.
IM LUCKY GUYS GIVE ME MONEY JUST FOR POSTING INSTAGRAM PICTURES ALTHOUGH IT IS A VERY DEPRESSING AND STRESSFUL JOB
I ALSO HAVE ALCOHOLISM AND A BINGE EATING DISORDER I HAVE 3 GLASSES OF WINE AND TWO BARS OF CHOCOLATE every NIGHT

>that hand waving from the right side
what did she mean?

The doc gave me melatonin for the ol' insomnia

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how could you tell

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When my girlfriend told me she thought she might be pregnant, I was really scared, so I talked to my mom about it. My mom just nonchalantly said she should get an abortion, and now I'm wondering if my mom ever had one.

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can't decide between a moto z3 play and a samsung galaxy s8

>documentary about knife crime in the UK
>starts out talking about white racists
ah yes

can you say the n word now?

obviously with a girl

its all our fault

HOLLY PEDLAR

why does the qt at work pay me loads of attention one day and invite me out to lunch and then basically ignore me the next day

Such horrid tastes in music I wonder if it’s satire but then I remember your dull, ugly mug and realize it’s you

stupid whitey needs melatonin cus he skin be so pale lmao

tried to make some music today lads, it's not coming together, just aint working :(

Ahhhhh *stretches arms*
Good morning, or should I say evening lads - how are you all today?

berghain is for poofs

The goal

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i'm not ugly i'm handsome af and also based as well

DEPRESSION and ANXIETY. WE GIRLS HAVE DEPRESSION and ANXIETY

should be in jail

how do I get a girlfriend?

durr knife crime in uk bad guess we need to talk about stephen lawrence for an hour

get to fuck fucking maggot

That's melanin brainlets

ber-gay-n

for what exactly

In the finest summit tradition, this is all now running very, very late - EU leaders taking a long time to decide how long the short extension should be, and what that means in the short term, for future potential long extension - yes, you read that right

>anxiety

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>open tinder
>500 matches
muh depression

The perfect female facial aesthetics

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UK is joining NAFTA

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thats a big schnozz

the crime of being a female and not having sex with me

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to many fucking games lads

still havent finished god eater 3 or dmc5

and now sekiro has just been cracked

ffs was going to get drunk tonight as well

Incel

I've got the brains, he's got the looks
He watches TV, I read my books

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wowzerz

any got any funny honk honk memes

>500 matches
yeh but MOST of them are CREEPS and guys who don't know how to handle my ANXIETY and DEPRESSION. there are literally ZERO actually attractive (THATS PHYSICALLY AND PERSONALLITALLY) on TINDER

simp

fuckin bagner lads

youtu.be/TcPdR9DMRoM

where did you get this picture?

it's amazing how a seemingly normal sentence can suddenly become racist just by replacing a word in it with "nigger"

Cancel brexit

*slaps the shit out of you*

she wants a crackhead
she wants a man who cannot stop smoking crack

to be fair i demand physically and spiritually attractive women

the protogf started ignoring me last weekend
texted her today to ask if we can still be friends and she said of course
what does this mean lads? are things back on?

not if you put ""s around nigger