Have sex

god can you just imagine that audience

Have sex with all of them, it'll make it feel less weird and it'll calm you down.

don't men massively outnumber women in your country? do you even have a choice?

Install tinder and do a few hookups so sex won't seem like such a big deal

just be yourself

they are literally all stacies with multiple chad brothers I don't want to get fucked up I just want to get through this in one piece

ok, I'll try that. maybe I can trick them into thinking I'm a normal human bean

>tf
>tp
no offense, finland

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not true

>install tinder
>95% of the women in my area are morbidly obese and/or hideous
I mean, I’m a 7 at best myself, but I shouldn’t have to lower my expectations so goddamn much.

okay well that's good to know. I thought it was at China levels bad in your country

Have sex.

how do we solve the rural and suburban retard problem?

Tom's the shit
youtube.com/watch?v=BfR5rrPv5FU

Draft them then send them to China. Two troublesome populations exterminated in one sitting.

I thought the illuminati was already trying to eliminate the ruralz with opioids and deindustrialization/globalization

I'm a perma virgin
I'm not even ugly just socially awkward and extremely boring
I wasn't made for this world

premarital sex is pointless.
stop obsessing over sex.

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This. The only way I could have sex is if I become a trap and let old man fuck me

mush'allah salamo takbur my brother

Or be a trap and get a cute twink or jock boy for a bf

based, fuck incels

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cringe

If Hillary won, she would have given me a state mandated girlfriend by now to have sex with
fuck drumpf

*slams head into earth*
time for the Hujj to big cube my brother

Not only that, but state mandated BLACK gfs. How everybody managed to overlook that crucial aspect of her platform is beyond me.

not even a Muslim.

what is in the cube, ahmad. I must know

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they say it used to be the home of Ishmael
theres nothing inside you can find some images of the inside on the internet

I don't believe that. I know that one day a powerful spirit warrior of your faith will rise from the cube, and at the same time a giant mega Judaic creature will arise in Israel, and they'll march towards each other and commence in epic combat

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this used to scare the shit out of me as a kid

I can't, I'm unfuckable

Have revolution.
youtube.com/watch?v=GsTM87wjP88

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