Mfw I can beat up anyone on Jow Forums if I wanted to

I've bashed every boyfriend I've ever had pal

lets step outside twink

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post body with timestamp faggot

My name is moshe and i can krav maga you noobs

> thinks he's the only Jow Forums person here
A significant number here are the Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums trifecta.

Go on come here, I got a rope and I am not afraid tp hang myself up.

Ye, you will need to beat "up" when you fight me—considering the fact I'll tower above you, 6'4" and 220 lbs. I bet you're a sub 6' manlet. Cum at me, nigga

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s-s-sauce?

Kek this.

135 lb. 28 year old boomer here quitting meth atm

I'd still unironically beat the shit out of most of you in this thread. Real nigga shit

I would slam your scrawny meth infested body on the fucking concrete you faggot

ye, you'd beat the shit out of my cock with your asshole feggit

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i want to beat up LINK holders

same. I lost about 50 bucks holding that shit

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tell me more

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Fite me

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took a little while to find it. maybe a different translator or a joker changed the words.
e-hentai.org/g/900200/9c6fe4aa45/

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hehe i dont think so bud
t. muay thai kru

Good thing I'm also a Jow Forumsommando

can you pls beat me up
it has been awhile since have had good sock in tummy

love that feeling of no being able breath

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That was incredibly disappointing

I dare you to step into the ring with me you fucking pussy faggot.

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>tfw I'll not only kill you but steal your soul with my hand cannon

Heh...nothing personal

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GOT EM

try me

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found the airsofter

Lmao. I would pick you up and throw you away

I FUCKIN DESTROY U FAGGOT COME AT ME

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Not if I have prep time.

you cant fight. dont think you can fight. anybody with some kind of training can kick your ass. you just think you can do it because nobody has given you the chance to get ko'd. use your muscles to get pussy, much better use for them anyway.

OP is a fag

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No, you fucking can't. Lol

Try me OP, you won’t last 1 min

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or you could just get shot by a fat loser who masturbates to furries.

You are smaller than my little sister.

Too bad i got a gun

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pls come beat me up daddy!

>off-topic thread
>bait
>1 post OP
>frog poster
This looks shady. Sage everyone pls

I bench more though.

>All these pussies having to post guns that they google imaged literally a minute before posting.

My fist. Your face.

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I own a Zweihänder and practice HEMA, feel free to come at me anytime bro.

Lmao the fuck are you going to do with your fist faggot? You expect people to stand there while you explan taekwondo rules to them?
You never seen 2k space odyssey you fuck?

I'll stay anonymous, but still say for a 100% fact that you cannot. Because I am here. 9 years of Jiujitsu and mma. 2 years Bouncing experience. 24 and in the best shape of my life. I will eat you alive and still not gain a single xp point from you, you insignificant vaginal leak.

Lmao, u cant, im 6ft9 and did mma on the highest level, not even a larp, but why would you brag about something like this, makes you look pathetic op.

I could rip your balls off your skinny pants barehanded

Highest level my ass, highest level for you is training in AKA with Cain. Not some mcdojo taekwondo 23rd degree black belt.

put in all that work to build muscle just to get shot.

>dafuq u doin op?

Not a menorah. It's called a dreidel.

Hey buddy, my ability to think circles around you (I'm fucking MENSA) combined with a full physical assault would leave you reeling. Better luck next time champ.

>tfw have 99% head shot accuracy

kys faggot

>*teleports behind you*
>お前はもう死んでいる

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What do you do? Lift faggot weights in a faggot filled gym? While I literally pull bulls by the tail and headlock them on a daily basis...dream on faggot, lifting heavy shit doesn't make you tough faggot...by the way did I mentiib you are a faggot

Can just imagine anons soft little hands and him crying when I slap him on his soft well moisturised face with a real man's hand

>master chaos control over the course of 6th grade
>teacher going over some drivel
>slam my hands on the desk
>stand up and kick the chair
>whip out muh emerald
>CHAOS
>CONTROL
>everyone stands up and cheers
>go user!
>disappear
>come back with a bouquet and give it to
>HER
>*shudders*
>she's speechless
>i tip my spiderman hat
>make a smug anime face
>"heard you like roses"
>"nothin personnel kid"
>the class cheers us on
>get married and fly away to space

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i would kick your ass green froggy

fellow 6' 135 lber here
be real buddy, we don't really "beat up" people. we don't have the sheer strength or stamina for that. but we have the resourcefulness, fearlessness, dexterity, agility, reach, acceleratation, and most all all utter savagery on tap to fuck people's shit up regardless. plus the killer eyes to broadcast all that to anyone. you try to fight me, I try to kill you. are you ready for that?

>lost 50 bucks
if you aren't spending $50 on trading fees . . . you haven't lost shit

howrver if you are trolling by role-playing a link holder, please forgive me and accept my lulz