Does anyone else think it's weird how HMNY is actually going to go up next Monday despite the reverse split vote? Is that from people gambling on a no vote or an attempt to pump it high enough so that a reverse split isn't necessary? Or is it just a goyim trap?
:3Probably some shit stock like zynga like they always give me
Evan Torres
that would require continuous dabbing
I have a ritual every time I my balance goes up by $1k. I sort of squat down with my legs wide apart and hands out and up at right angles so they look like a football goalpost. Then I rapidly shift my weight from one side to the other and yell "MONEY MONEY YOU ARE TRUE MONEY MONEY UP ARE YOU." Then I sit back down.
Is this chad or virgin, /smg/?
Lucas Nguyen
It's almost always Sprint or Ford stock so yes you're right.
Yeah they (((randomly))) give you a stock, they lure you in by telling you that you may get a share of Apple but it never happens. It's always Sprint.
Daniel Hughes
literally me on the right
Dylan Howard
>family had an intervention >realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people >realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years >haven't had sex in 8 years >Haven't hung out with people in 7 >never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school
I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.
How do I make money?
Samuel Roberts
No you don't get to pick lol. "A free share of BRK.A please!"
someone did trials and the average value of the free stock is $5
Nathan Jenkins
I'm not sure if I want to keep putting money into the stock market considering the signs of a looming correction
should I just sell my shares and hold cash? How can I profit off of a correction other than buying the dip?
Anthony Murphy
They never say you might get a share of Apple. They say you might get a share of a stock LIKE Apple. Sprint is like Apple in some ways. Goyim need to learn how to read kike word play.
I'm a brainlet and I have a little more than $100k, and a time horizon of about 20 years. I have hardly any experience in investing.
Would it be a terrible idea for me to stick all of the 100k into an S&P 500 index fund, with a low fee? How risky is this, given my 20 years?
My bank insists that this is risky and that I should go for a portfolio managed by them, but they have a fee of 1,5% and I also have to pay taxes. Their porftfolio admittedly is less risky, it has only 30% in ETFs, but I hardly think that it will beat index and I also have to pay a fee. Is S&P 500 over 20 years a very riskful endavour would you say?
Also Big 5 guy, if you're here, I was telling you about MGMX and it mooned from a squeeze today. Should have done it instead of doubting
Brandon Clark
short the market.
TECS shorts tech stocks, there are a few others that short the NASDAQ, DOW, etc...
Brody Jenkins
Oy vey goyim, that's too risky. Give us your money and pay us to watch over it for you.
Samuel Reed
What would you buy in the current market? BAC, T, AAPL? i'm kinda at a loss what to buy right now.
Dylan Jenkins
wow, he's just trying to talk about stocks stop derailing the thread with your complaining :^)
Blake Johnson
T is probably the best bet because of the lawsuit, but that also makes it risky. They are going to win the lawsuit and T will moon.
James Foster
"fuck off David" is an old joke from /rhg/ A guy named David used to spam his robinhood referral link, so now whenever someone posts their link you say Fuck off David
Oliver Reed
>1.5% do a 360 and walk out. what bank is this look up vanguard funds if you want something cheap and not just s&p.
Blake Turner
I go hard in the shit stock nigga Go hard in the crack parties nigga Selling GoPro stock for 6.6 dollars nigga I got that sprint and zynga crack rock money nigga
Always Apple, T seems good but pending lawsuit may keep prices down until the DOJ gets laughed out of court. GE could rocket if earnings aren’t a shitshow
Ryan Perez
The lawsuit isn't going to be settled until 2019 though, that's a long time to hodl
Easton Murphy
Fuck off David
Jordan Hall
Do you live in affordable housing?
Parker Taylor
Yeah that is the feel I get, but then again I'm not really into financial markets and shit. I just want to stick them in a fund, make monthly contributions and be done with it. Figure 20 years would be enough.
If you are looking for a quick flip you shouldn't even be fucking with any of the stocks you have listed.
Ian Smith
Put half in TVIX Corp and forget about it for 20 years. That alone will be enough to live decently until you die.
Mason Flores
Unfortunately I am from the EU which has decided to ban every single american ETF. I've found one however that has a 0,15% fee and matches S&P 500 performance, so my plan was to go with that.
James Anderson
Very little risk. Invest in index funds as forget about the money. Use a broker that does drip so you can compound your divs. Your bank is a bunch of kikes
Carson Thompson
Go with IWDA, decently liquid, cheap and accumulates, traded on EAM and LSE.
Gabriel Rivera
Ya off this sprint stock nigga
Elijah Richardson
Once TVIX returns to its original valuation he'll be a fucking billionaire, its a while to wait but will ultimately be the investment of a lifetime.
Brayden Rogers
You've spent an hour trying to shill to get a 5 dollar stock. Literally less than minimum wage
>ban every single american ETF this is a gross violation of human rights. and I thought gdpr and the copyright thing was bad how restricted are you on this?
100% s&p is fine and it actually does very well against more diversified funds. but its a large exposure to stock american markets and a crash at year 19 could mess you up. I throw this guide around but it assumes the investor has access to vanguard funds, presumably you can find something equivalent in Euroland, maybe rebalance towards safer assets once a year as you get closer to 20 years bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio#Establishing_a_three-fund_portfolio 1.5% is gross, dont pay that.
Kevin Ward
Thanks for the ideas. Think i'll hold of for the moment tho. I think i'll wait for T to drop a bit lower to buy in and maybe AAPL will also dip heavily when other FAANG shit the bed.
Grayson Reyes
I’m actually doing homework and studying for midterms second block while I shill this shit
It’s more for shits and gigs and the precious “yous” I get
I’m bored :/
GIS major
Jose Gutierrez
Why are bearfags still allowed to give investment advice?
I'm terribly restricted. They hit them with some bullshit of "risk for hidden fees" and stuff, they made it sound like they were improving the security for all investors. What they really did, however, was ban all competition to shill their own shit funds. Unless all documentation, financial prospects, legal documents etc are translated to the official languages of your country, they are banned.
I'm from Sweden and there is no way Vanguard is going to do all of that shit for Swedish (and Sami lmao) for just a handful of investors. Now I can basically only buy very shit domestic ETFs, and they are all traded in my local currency SEK which I have no faith in. I just want to invest in the american market and in american companies. I used to put a little in a video game ETF that I found which went really well but now I can't, I can't even buy all of the individual companies because the brokers don't offer them.
What shit broker do you use that doesn't give you Euronext?
Nathan Fisher
And really, do yourself a favour and look up IWDA or VWRL, or VUSD if you absolutely want SP500.
Joshua Watson
You don't baghold shorts, you get called then you take the express elevator to the ground floor in the tallest local building
Landon Robinson
sounds pretty comfy tbqh
Thomas Nguyen
Nothing's stopping him from from holding SQQQ, waiting for The Big One until the cows come home.
Jason Flores
I will be reminding everybody that nobody buys anything from Amazon anymore, and their stock is over valued and in need of correction.
Benjamin Sullivan
>Half of my workday at my internship is flying phantom 4 drones around while I shitpost on Jow Forums >If I’m lucky I’ll get hired at 27 an hour to fly drones and shitpost and half ass scripts in python
Thank you, I'll try to see if there is a way that get that.
Adam Ward
Looks like another ALT dump incoming...
Gabriel James
You realize that can never happen, right?
Ian Ramirez
Everyone seems to be expecting them to over perform on earnings, but their prime day was straight terrible and I can't look at their chart without thinking about it being a bubble. Taking a short position on them next week is extremely tempting, but I'm more interested in maybe figuring out how to use their possible drop into a volatility play. What would be a good options spread if I believe AMZN might drop and cause a jump in volatility but I don't want to get screwed if it doesn't?
Daniel Phillips
Remember to do your ab exercises while you trade, user! The ladies won't like you even if your rich without nice abs!
It’s really in demand considering people need maps for fucking everything
Maps of rare animal locations? Check formsweet ass jobs and natgeo
Property lines? Trucking companies
Literally everything in any business used gay maps at some point
I could probably make a hell of a lot more money as a freelancer but ArcGis autocad Erdas software is retardedly expensive
My actual expertise is in remote sensing and watching human consequences on the planet via satellite but I can get paid the same amount to fly drones make basic maps bullshit stitch some 3D models and shitpost with you retards
It’s breddy gud
There’s like 10 jobs to every new graduate
No one gets this degree because no one knows we exist
I give it 10/10 for comfy
Jaxson Jackson
Everyone buys from Amazon, but their stock is horribly overvalued.
Nolan Ortiz
The Big One is coming soon. Debt and spending is too high, and the market is going for like a 50% correction. Buy gold.
Nathan Myers
It's just a jape fren ;)
Isaac Evans
Amazon earnings is going to be the JUSTing of the century. Everyone is going to try and short it and they are going to kill on earnings.
Ayden Murphy
I dont know which ETFs are good, sorry lad. Do some digging in the ETF search to find a US stock market ETF, a non-US market ETF, and a bond ETF. Then do a blend of all three based on how risky you feel like doing.
1.5% of 100k over 20 years is $30,000
Mason Jones
That'll teach you to buy something with a 164% payout ratio
Joseph Ward
told you guys IQ was next after the Netflix shitstorm.
