McDonalds fag, bathtub pisser, and vasectanon here

Yeah, I'm all the same person. It's been a wild ride, /biz but I'm sitting here realizing that money doesn't buy happiness.

I've done drugs, drank a lot, been skinny, been fat, made and lost $200k in crypto in the last year, and have an amazing job where I travel all over the place and get a lot of time off (but work a lot when I actually work)

The happiest I ever was in life was when I had minimal responsibility and was in the best shape, so my health is what I'm focusing on for the next year.

I'm not selling any crypto, but I might actually start my 401k. I'm 28 with a house (2 tenants), have a 6 figure job, company car, phone, iPad, laptop, 50k in crypto, get $1k a month tax free from the VA, have a GF, one kid (from a previous marriage) and am just sitting here wondering what else I could be doing better.

Who knows...

What makes you happy /biz?

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cross dressing while high on crack cocaine.

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Ah shit I always like your threads.

I'm 24 with 40k in crypto, putting cash into a traditional brokerage right now waiting for a correction. Might recommend that seeing how the stock market is peaking.

Treat your kid well man. Good luck.

You've been skinny ?

>gf with kid from another marriage
>making it

kek

yeah what does this mean LOL being skinny is good

at this point nothing makes me happy not even videogames or anime do anymore :(

>LOL being skinny is good

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damn
if there was ever need for proof the just world fallacy is a fallacy, you're living example, OP
godspeed you faggot

>BOD
>OLD SPICE
>KHAKIS
>Yeah I smoked weed once
>coke
LINK mooning when?

Yeah lol, I ran marathons a few years back. Gained about 50 lbs since then with the divorce and travelling, etc. I did use steroids last year but haven't done a cycle this year, so I'm just fat now.

Skinny is natural and good, sorry slave that the TV has hurt your brain.

have you ever looked at how happy african, latin or african-american adults can be? it's because they are with their family a lot, they have neighbors they trust, they get outside a lot, they work, and they have good friends. they laugh, cry, comfort each other, and look up at the sky. that's what makes people happy. not money.

I did meth and coke when I was in Houston earlier this year, and fucked a VP for one of the largest chemical plants in the area when I was high. Was a good time. Meth fucks up your brain for a month or so though

Yeah, I want to work on building a family. I stopped drinking and drugging and have been clean and sober for a few months now.

>What makes you happy /biz?
I have a nice paying job that I actually enjoy, I also live in a nice neighborhood. But God the almighty knows that I am feeling super lonely as of late. Getting married is my ultimate objective right now and I am doing my best to maintain my sanity so that I am in shape to be able to meet new girls and hopefully I will be able to find someone who won't bore me to tears with her ape-tier intelligence level.

was he cute?

She still begs me to come back to houston at her expense lol

>Fit>thin>fat>black
Sorry buddy. I legitimately feel bad for those who will never experience the joys of deadlifting.

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Yeah I have deadlifted 545 lbs when I was on blast. Felt good.

Just being makes me happy.
Being free of drugs for 8 months makes me happy.
Crypto gains make me happy.
Eating healthy and losing weight makes me happy.
Being single again and eye raping women on the street makes me happy.
Quitting my job and concentrating on wealth management makes me happy.
Buying gold today for the first time made me happy.
Buying stocks when they Tank will make me happy

Happiness comes from doing the right things for yourself over and over again.

I was considering buying a few ounces of gold and prepped to buy the crash when it happens with stocks.

I think it’s a safe bet. It’s a matter of when and not if

Kek its like your writing my life story.

The thing is I always go extreme with things, people call me an actual mad man kek. Drinking to much, eating to much, partying to hard, working to hard. It's a constant battle to find rest and happiness.

My main focus is being a good dad (also divorced). Second is becoming more healthy.

Happy for you user glad to see some of us actually has it made instead of getting violently JUST'd at every turn.
>what makes you happy
Believe it or not it's the simplest things in life, it sounds corny but it's the truth. Find yourself a nice hobby, make it lucrative and you will never work a day in your life.

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opinions on link? im going to throw 2k
its my last resort to make it. poor as fuck and lost so many cash with Jow Forums memes

I actually own no link and dont plan to lol.

Yep, always take things to the extreme. If I do something I go hard. It's been a blessing and a curse.

Has bathtub pissing helped your investing?
Would you recommend for a newbie?
Should I piss in my own bath while I'm in It? Can I shower afterwards? Seems like it would make me smell of piss

how short are you?

Youre still a kid

That's what my doctor said when I went the other week. How is 28 still a kid? I feel like I've lived enough for one lifetime.

5 foot 9

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Yum

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Big guy coming through. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, PIPTIT. I'M SURROUNDED BY VAGINA

Hey vasectebrah, I have to have two of my ribs removed in five months, no joke in the slightest. I have TOS caused by Ehlers Danlos. I'm a dirty fucking cripple.

Anyways, I'm a mechanical engineering student. Have 95k SIA, 4k COSS, and a few other rando shitcoins. Struggling financially other than that though. Could you help me out with like 100,000 SIA so whenever it hits $0.5 I can have some moneys for the first time in my life? Currently living off potatoes, spaghetti, and delicious vitamix nutrient shakes (bought vitamix with first LTC boom)

Ty for your reading and consideration.

T. cripple

classic cock and balls

after the surgery, will you be able to suck your own cock?

classic fatass hands. what do you weigh, 300lbs?

250

I already can because I'm a pretty Jow Forums manlet.

Not everybody is a fat fucking neckbeard, my neckbeard.

25. Put 100k into crypto and ended up losing almost half my value in bitcoin and I’m at like 30k now

>I already can
Do you swallow

Does can equate to do?

No wonder you're 300% in the hole on mommies tendie munnies

You’ve got an IPad?!? You must have been fiends with Steve jobs.