This country isn't ready to see a woman president.
Charles Bailey
I'm in. What we gotta do is get majority share in gun manufacturers then we use the second amendment to build a military through a private military company.......
I just have a large folder of Christ-chans that I like to periodically dump (((BIG KRAFT))) at it again! Inbetween smg podcasts I'll be reviewing hentai games on youtube, so be sure to tune in for that.
This live annotation was brought to you buy $GRIM. Vote $GRIM for president so RKG can fill every cabinet seat and comfy will be taking over NPR. GRIM for the WIN.
Lot's of great and cool stuff. Big numbers going up! Xbox live is great! I love xbox! I have 47 xbox points on my Xbox Live account. Cloud. Cloud. Cloud. Azure, also walmart. Commercial cloud, residential cloud, industrial cloud, nimbus cloud, big cloud, liddle cloud and indian cloud. Personal computing up by 20 % Productivity going woahh. Operating expense is up up up, because we sale sale sale. Lots of bonuses for bingo and bongo great sales guys! Office 666 is up 20 bazinga points this school semester. 10% 20% 30% 40% 50% 60% 70% 80% 90% 100% everything is up and great at xbox.com. Did I mention Azure? Azure is up everything on everything. Great Azure growth. Enterprise service revenues grew big bam walla walla bing yahoo.
And then my stream froze for a couple minutes here so you can just make up whatever you want.
Xbox live active users up 8%. Cash flow up 13 billion percent. Github is great we love linked in we are collecting lots of data. Data is great we love dota. Dota 2 is our main competitor and you will see the newest Halo moba arriving to xbox live next quarter. We expect super big growth and lots of revenue. As a result you may seem quarterly volitilililitty. Customer demand for our hybrid offerings are going way way up! Also xbox. We expect lots of stuff to go in places and great things are happening here at microsoft.com
lame I wanted to know what companies come to mind for you
obviously i know how to use a screener
Evan Anderson
Facebook
Isaiah Martinez
Actually scratch that just short the whole fucking NASDAQ
Isaac Rogers
Is there an Ultra short high/negative P/E stocks ETF yet?
Andrew Gray
I'm not quite buying the fear Baggie is spreading about AMZN (still probably going to set up a small short position though kek) but long-term where is AMZN going? It has to take a hit sometime in the next year or so right?
Anthony Jenkins
If anyone remembers early this year spaceX did the car launch into space around earnings season. This earnings they have 3 launches spaced out around the AUG 1 ER.
July 22, July 25, Aug 2, launches. Keep this in mind if you short it. It went down quite a bit still after the ER though.
Noah Peterson
pe ratio peaked during subprime bottom price, not bottomed. it's a total bogus number and does not work at all as people think
I'm sure it still draws in a lot of people that associate SpaceX with TSLA just because Musk is involved.
Sebastian Barnes
SpaceX's big launches are all the same week as TSLA Eernings. Same as SpaceX launched a tesla into space right before the ER for Q4 2017.
I'm just laying out some PR moments / small catalysts that effect TSLA price.
Elijah Jackson
Have you ever seen the movie Wall-E?
Brody Miller
kek small spec kek
Jose King
AAXN hate?
William Roberts
:^)
made a thousand bucks on my AMZN short today
Isaac Cooper
dost it make up for the money you lost in the past
Carson White
It's not bogus but you can't look at it in a vacuum. It tells you that a company needs to decrease its price or increase its earnings to justify its valuation. It's a good measure to see how priced in growth is.
Matthew Thomas
Don't get me wrong, I'm HIGHLY bullish long term. I can easily forsee a future where Amazon literally monopolizes all commerce on the fucking planet and we all live in Jeff Bezos' nightmare techno-teleocracy. I'm just saying that from looking at their chart and financials they appear to have grown too quickly in the last couple of years and might be in for a correction before they REALLY take off.
Microsoft is so based and redpilled, I mean I admit I had my doubts about Sanjay Ranganathanadingdong but I'll admit he really turned it around and they are destroying everything. I knew they would turn into New Apple eventually.
Mason Perez
Oh and man you reminded me how insanely savvy they have been with investments. Linkedin was a brilliant buy and Github is going to pay off. The amount of marketshare they are able to take from Amazon in web services is impressive.
Levi Evans
i don't know if i'm just lucky or smart but i'm beating the shit out of the market this year. unfortunately i'll have to do it for many years more to compound to making it
Jackson Harris
Once the crash happens I'm going hard into Microsoft, they are an amazing company
Julian Diaz
They're doing well but it seems a lot of the growth is priced in. Still. thanks microbros for saving my QQQ calls.
Samuel Jenkins
Reporting in, made back my money and then some from getting BTFO by volatility in February