/smg/ - Stock Market General

butterfly edition
Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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nth for RATSU

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FIRST FOR BASED GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

Also Divs are your fren

First for ALT gap up

I'm actually glad we had 8 years of Obama. I'm convinced that if it weren't for those 8 years of Obama we would have never got Trump.

COMRAD TRUMP EDITION

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pls no Jow Forumssting in this thread, we are here to discuss business and how to gamble our savings away on the stock market.

First for Kraft Heinz

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this, all Trump and/or communism shills please post in the previous thread until it does
thanks

The new thread will wash away the political talk.

I should have bought CEI when it .40 today. Fuck I bet it's going to moon tomorrow.

Still holding DPW. It's consolidating pretty well. Tomorrow I find out if it has any legs or not.

>If it wasn't for 8 years of a commie we wouldn't have gotten this commie
The absolute state

It's afterhours, we turn this into a geopolitical shitposting thread that eventually gravitates to how we can long or short shit on the market.

FANSERVICE

fanservice WHEN?

Damn, what the hell goes on in your head to make this shit?

Based mouse posters
Or is it a rat?

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I'll be running for president in 2020.

Democracy was a mistake

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>named Ratsuchan
>is it a rat?

I see you figured out that rules are not enforced on Jow Forums well done comfy

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I'll be taking the presidency by force with an army of /smg/ market makers in 2020 (this is a joke please do not assassinate me)

Actually kneepad will be running for office and she will win.

checked

I will have her fill every cabinet seat.

Ratsuchan has no fanservice

one is a rat

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This country isn't ready to see a woman president.

I'm in. What we gotta do is get majority share in gun manufacturers then we use the second amendment to build a military through a private military company.......

That's ok because she is a trap, problem solved.

any one have new Mommy CEO stories?

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>kneepad
>woman
Pick 1

you closed those snap puts right

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Am getting all sorts of Kraft advertisement & spam now because you
-_-,

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n-not yet. I tried to sell it today but it missed. It'll probably sell at open tomorrow.

How in the hell do you have an anime picture for literally any scenario conceivable?

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Squeeze Cheese

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I just have a large folder of Christ-chans that I like to periodically dump
(((BIG KRAFT))) at it again!
Inbetween smg podcasts I'll be reviewing hentai games on youtube, so be sure to tune in for that.

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You know where you are right?

Try deep space waifu please.

amazon should drop to the 1600 area and trade from there following ER. Same exact setup as netflix...

That looks amazing, how soon will that get me banned from youtube?
10/10, and it's only $1.99!

MSFT is green, AMZN is going to get hit by the Trump curse, digits confirm.

You won't get banned for that one.

I hate Google so much, just feel like shorting all of FANG anyway and definitely AMD and GOOGL.

Just try searching 'idiot' on google images, I mean fuck the fuck off.

:^)

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That activated my almonds.

>Trump
>Genius

truth

who else here a divs investor?

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who?

who's /listening/?

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keep us updated

Some kik that Buffet sponsored

Yes 8yrs of having a black man in power literally forced all the inbred racist Hicks to vote for Cheeto supreme

Estimate: 1.08
Result: 1.13

a lot of up numbers

>tfw every MLP but the one you bought is killing it

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> Black man
Thats a funny way of saying nigger

>Cheeto supreme
Go back and stay there.

This live annotation was brought to you buy $GRIM. Vote $GRIM for president so RKG can fill every cabinet seat and comfy will be taking over NPR. GRIM for the WIN.

Lot's of great and cool stuff. Big numbers going up! Xbox live is great! I love xbox! I have 47 xbox points on my Xbox Live account. Cloud. Cloud. Cloud. Azure, also walmart. Commercial cloud, residential cloud, industrial cloud, nimbus cloud, big cloud, liddle cloud and indian cloud. Personal computing up by 20 % Productivity going woahh. Operating expense is up up up, because we sale sale sale. Lots of bonuses for bingo and bongo great sales guys! Office 666 is up 20 bazinga points this school semester. 10% 20% 30% 40% 50% 60% 70% 80% 90% 100% everything is up and great at xbox.com. Did I mention Azure? Azure is up everything on everything. Great Azure growth. Enterprise service revenues grew big bam walla walla bing yahoo.

And then my stream froze for a couple minutes here so you can just make up whatever you want.


Xbox live active users up 8%. Cash flow up 13 billion percent. Github is great we love linked in we are collecting lots of data. Data is great we love dota. Dota 2 is our main competitor and you will see the newest Halo moba arriving to xbox live next quarter. We expect super big growth and lots of revenue. As a result you may seem quarterly volitilililitty. Customer demand for our hybrid offerings are going way way up! Also xbox. We expect lots of stuff to go in places and great things are happening here at microsoft.com

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Ill take it

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We're up almost 4.5% in aftermarket now.

Let me guess, you bought Rainbow Dash?

>Tonight, I want you to do that special think with your asshole
>Sure, let me tell you I'm THE best at taking dick, THE BEST

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agree

we need to short all the retarded P/E companies

AMZN
NFLX
ATVI
EA
PANW (negative p/e but overvalued as fuck)
AAXN (questionable... but overvalued)

who else would you add to the list of overvalued high flying greedy pig stocks

TSLA
SNAP

oh yeah good call
for sure

>who else would you add to the list of overvalued high flying greedy pig stocks

"what is a stock screener?"

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lame
I wanted to know what companies come to mind for you

obviously i know how to use a screener

Facebook

Actually scratch that just short the whole fucking NASDAQ

Is there an Ultra short high/negative P/E stocks ETF yet?

I'm not quite buying the fear Baggie is spreading about AMZN (still probably going to set up a small short position though kek) but long-term where is AMZN going? It has to take a hit sometime in the next year or so right?

If anyone remembers early this year spaceX did the car launch into space around earnings season. This earnings they have 3 launches spaced out around the AUG 1 ER.

July 22, July 25, Aug 2, launches. Keep this in mind if you short it. It went down quite a bit still after the ER though.

pe ratio peaked during subprime bottom price, not bottomed. it's a total bogus number and does not work at all as people think

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SpaceX is private you idiot

I'm sure it still draws in a lot of people that associate SpaceX with TSLA just because Musk is involved.

SpaceX's big launches are all the same week as TSLA Eernings. Same as SpaceX launched a tesla into space right before the ER for Q4 2017.

I'm just laying out some PR moments / small catalysts that effect TSLA price.

Have you ever seen the movie Wall-E?

kek small spec kek

AAXN hate?

:^)

made a thousand bucks on my AMZN short today

dost it make up for the money you lost in the past

It's not bogus but you can't look at it in a vacuum. It tells you that a company needs to decrease its price or increase its earnings to justify its valuation. It's a good measure to see how priced in growth is.

Don't get me wrong, I'm HIGHLY bullish long term. I can easily forsee a future where Amazon literally monopolizes all commerce on the fucking planet and we all live in Jeff Bezos' nightmare techno-teleocracy. I'm just saying that from looking at their chart and financials they appear to have grown too quickly in the last couple of years and might be in for a correction before they REALLY take off.

yes

who else /all time highs/ here

/all time high/ here today too
Thanks DM.

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Go long commodities.

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Just do it.

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anime girls love their kraft @ pepsi

do the vore one! Echidna Wars DX!

>they unironically want me put cheese squares on NACHOS

BTC just need go back up $500 more dollars then me can post portfolio again ;_; T_T ;_; T_T

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How do dividend payments work with Robinhood ? Do they send the money to my bank account or it gets added as funds in my robinhood account ?

added to rh

thank you sir.

why even gamble on crypto

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>holding 10 MSFT 108c Jan

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Anyone else buy Papa John's sub 51

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Microsoft is so based and redpilled, I mean I admit I had my doubts about Sanjay Ranganathanadingdong but I'll admit he really turned it around and they are destroying everything. I knew they would turn into New Apple eventually.

Oh and man you reminded me how insanely savvy they have been with investments. Linkedin was a brilliant buy and Github is going to pay off. The amount of marketshare they are able to take from Amazon in web services is impressive.

i don't know if i'm just lucky or smart but i'm beating the shit out of the market this year. unfortunately i'll have to do it for many years more to compound to making it

Once the crash happens I'm going hard into Microsoft, they are an amazing company

They're doing well but it seems a lot of the growth is priced in. Still. thanks microbros for saving my QQQ calls.

Reporting in, made back my money and then some from getting BTFO by volatility in February