Invited to job interview

>have job interview
>go on sociopathic preparation ritual
>pinpoint exactly who will interview you
>research every minutiae of their lives
>infer social preferences based on social media and work history
>prepare the perfect persona for this person
>memorize a list of 50 boilerplate responses to typical questions this type of person will ask
>bring up topics that just happen to coincide with things this person cares about
>get called back the next day with an offer
>straight up told me he had 3000 applicants and was looking to hire 20 more

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lol just b urself

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unironically this. you need to use targetted facebook ads if you even want to get an interview these days

This is what happens when a company is dominated by HR bureaucracy. The left hand never knows what the right hand is doing and vice versa, just tons of incompetence basically because they hire a bunch of women and sissy boys who went to school specifically so they could get a worthless make-work job.

I'm almost graduated out of college and already applying to places. If I get contacted by a company for an interview offer and it's a woman on the phone, I hang up.

>Being a creep that can't schmooze women

I don't bother. I have some mentors who helped me in internships and throughout college, and they're already graduated and working. All three of them basically tell me to stay away from big companies that let the HR department be heavily involved in the hiring process, because apparently working for them is a nightmare.

They didn't read your resume. They skimmed through it. About 80% of the questions I get asked in job interviews could be answered with "read my resume".

you do realize that women have a critical influence in almost all work related decision making? Especially office jobs. Men want to be accepted by women so most of the time they do whatever to please her. This is life.

If a woman doesn't like you, 9 times out of 10 a man won't like you either. Stop being a pussy and learn how to charm

Is getting a MBA worth it these days, my niggas? Or do I give up on education and find another way up? Currently stuck in a sales job in a shitty market and not really wanting to stick around long term.

Only if it’s at Harvard or if you already have the job and your company’s paying for it.