I gambled my fucking money away again

I gambled my fucking money away again.
I made 200$ out of 10$, then lost it all.
Literally bashed my fucking head against the wall out of anger and frustration. I mightve gotten a fucking concussion.

I need to get 100$ until friday next week.

Please give me some advice.

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Rob a gas station

Buy Turtlecoin

Im thinking of robbing a hooker instead. There are hookers in trailers at night at the other end of my city. If I plan it correctly I might even get away with it.

I have no money dipshit

This

Remember to SHELL, DO NOT SELL

Gambling is the exact opposite of business and finance.

This, Turtlecoin will make you rich

Bro

just

tell

me

waystomakequickmoney.pdf

>I need to get 100$ until friday next week.
for what op?

how did you gamble?
just walk around and find pennies, then gamble again. sooner or later you will win again

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This is correct, have a (You). Turtlecoin all the way

suck 10 dicks for $10 at the bus station

I agree. Turtlecoin would be a most excellent choice

You fucking jew anything involving stocks or crypto is fucking gambling, prove me wrong

The first step is to understand who you are currently (a degenerate), find out ways people like you make money (usually, clinical trials, selling plasma, sucking dick, or scamming), and profit.

Yep

Try gambling again, it's not like casinos are inherently rigged to turn a profit right?

spbp

Loanshark
Not even kidding

I'd need to run around for days to get 10$ just for a hand of blackjack.

This

You know we have I.D. here, right?

he was having so much fun

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oops thought I was in r/lgbt

i buy credit card numbers from the dark web with bitcoin and then make credit cards and buy a bunch of shit at the mall like PS4s and ipads (usually get other people to and tell them they can get 1 for themselves) then sell the merch cheap on ebay.

Get a job you freeloader

I have a job, but I won't get my salary until the 1st.
And I need money by next friday.

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I'll send ypu the money bro just send me one of your addresses, I only have JNT tho.

Hey I was thinking about that. I saw that you can buy preloaded cards with around 3k on them for ~$100 btc (money laundering). I make a few hundred every swing trade so I was thinking about picking up 2-3 of them but it's a little sketchy.

if $100 is a lot to you then you need to get your priorities straight. Or just an hero

How'd you lose 100% of next week's money? Take your next 20x, user.

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100 is not much.
Getting 100 in such a short time without any plan and any money to invest is hard though.

Count all of the loose change in your home

>Literally bashed my fucking head against the wall out of anger and frustration. I mightve gotten a fucking concussion.

fucking kek

>Buy kneepads with $10
>Suck 10 dicks for $10 each.
>Easy $100

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