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just some literal nobody some yanks are obsessed with

Emmett the type of dude to think of intimidating things to say to people online while he’s in bed and can’t sleep because his tranny dad is blaring bon jovi

swear the americans that come here are worse than average, which is a pretty low bar as is

>America America America America America America

i would very much prefer to not talk about your country if you and your kin would just fuck off from this general

Think i'm in a downward spiral lads
Things were meant to be getting better

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Then why are you talking about it

Nobody else was talking about it

my life is more of a loop de loop than a spiral
will be reaching the climax one second then crashing down the next

whats the matter then lad?

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this is american /brit/ hours now, british posters must leave

so we're not going to brexit then
dece

this is doomer hours mate piss off

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47728471
based

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the poonited gaytes of americunts

might listen to 12 rules for life
(yeah i said listen, im an audiobook guy now)

I want to make sweet sweet love to Emma Watson and smell her farts.

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HATE living in america to be quite honest lads

I want to kiss Emma’s lips.

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would happily swap, which state you in?

Learning how to drift in Assetto Corsa lads

washington
what part of uk you in?

>Washington
>wanting to leave
Wow please fucking do then lol

Washington state? damn thats nice. I come from a city known as London and its shite

if i could i would move to rural Missouri
i hate fucking living here

i cone from a city named renton and its more shite

thought abusing tragedies to restrict freedoms was a bad thing

i heard duelling is still legal in washington state

you two should do pistols at high noon

AUSTRALIA POST CAN SUCK A FAT DICK

>get a text at 7am on a Sunday: your delivery is due on Monday!
>nothing shows up
>your delivery is due on Wednesday!
>nothing shows up
>today
>nothing shows up
>check the tracking
>the sender literally lives in the same city as me
>it's been sitting in the same auspost facility since last Friday

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Tell no lie when I say I'd love to have my cock sucked this very instant

Why? Please don’t tell me it has something to do with politics you fucking loser, Washington is paradise

post pics

First day of new job tomorrow

Pretty fucking nervous tbqh

Washington is a grim shithole

>Renton is a city in King County, Washington, and an inner-ring suburb of Seattle
wtf how does a city have another city as a suburb, with over 100,000 people. That seems weird but I'm not sure if it is.

Why dont you just become a woodsman?

What's the job? Knowing kiwis you'll be relentlessly mocked and abused for no reason.

shes based

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had my first day at a new job today myself
if i can do it then you can
>why don't you just become X?
because that's not how things actually work

doxxable information

no she isn't
be quiet

She6s an idiot that keeps shoving her foot in her mouth to the point her own party was panicking.

not based

only problem with this is that her feet aren't in my mouth

Thailad you know if 4channel ever goes down permanently it's up to you to make a new /brit/ imageboard, I hope you are prepared for that

just make a board on 8ch if there isn't already a /brit/ there which I'm sure there is.

What does this have to do with British culture?

I (a british person) am saying what I think

She’s based in that she’s helping to ensure Trump gets re-elected in 2020.

Donald blimpf won't win in 2020 in my opinion

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delete this

your opinion is wrong m8

SER PETER ROBERT JACKSON

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first he's fat, then he's not, then he's fat again

Just like your mom.

here I was thinking I was amongst friends

we live in a society

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Friends bust each other’s balls all the time with your mom jokes tbqh.

Is there any thing worse than a fucking Br*t

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hm, yes. okay

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Need to sniff Emma Watson’s anus.

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*ahem*
[spoiler] generals are gay [/spoiler]

opinions cant be wrong or right

having a bit of a struggle here, /brit/

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>opinions cant be wrong or right

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peter jackson's early films were fucked up

What app/website is this

Need to drop about 20lb in a month

Is this /brit/ or /cum/ i cant tell

cronometer

losing 20lbs the first month is easy, but it'll be almost all water weight
Current flag count for :
United States: 38 (48.10%)
United Kingdom: 26 (32.91%)
Australia: 6 (7.59%)
Ireland: 2 (2.53%)
Netherlands: 2 (2.53%)
Thailand: 2 (2.53%)
Norway: 1 (1.27%)
New Zealand: 1 (1.27%)
Canada: 1 (1.27%)

Starting to lose a bit of hair and I think it’s stress lads. Need a new job fast because I can’t keep doing this

THAILAD

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I’ve lost 40 in a month but it was severe and dangerous fasting, not just water weight

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i bet thailad is a big fan of resident evil 4 and played it loads when it came out

rekt

every single new BBC drama is like a competition to see how many different ethnicities you can cram into the allotted time

have they been putting niggers and chinks into downton abbey?

not sure what I've listened to nor do I understand why this was posted

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wish i could just not notice it like your average normie

this is the most dead I've ever seen /brit/

just made a shitpost on /diy/

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Pulled an all nighter sending out job applications lads

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