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France edition

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we live in a society

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Oj blet

Bybys stovi

OwO

coursing through the streets of Kowno in my Lada lads

Uz 5 minučių baltas reno

morning lads

bump blet

spotlight uh moonlight uh

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italy version when?

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oh putain

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Does Estonian have such a big difference between the spoken and written language like Finnish does?

yes

no

what do you mean? afaik finnish is pretty consistent in its pronunciation

there's a grammatically correct way of writing it and then there's a casual way of writing and speaking it that's very different

We baltic now

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you was always baltic

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Based brother
The russian fears the latvian bvll

can you answer that question but for french? is written and spoken form different?

based
I'll probably buy a book about the history of the Baltic States, someday

not as much as people make it out the be tbf

to be*

bought a new chair chaps

A kampfy chair? For yourself?

yeah, a big boy chair

>ask gf to send a picture of her passport 'cause I'm booking a flight
>sends me pic rel
Haha look at the regular Bill Hicks over here.
Fucking cunt. Should leave her and go on the trip alone.

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Hope it's not one of those gaymer chairs

did a poo

good poo?

gay

great poo

eina nx

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I'm gassy 24/7 no matter what i eat. Shitting at least 7 times a day.

how big

I'M IN YOUR PARKING LOT

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based

Inshallah brother

really big

big poopy :)

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owo

Lai baltieji žmonės eina velniop.

šitas

bazuota

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marijampolė

penis

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>gyvenimas bet kur išskyrus Vilnių arba Kauną (gal iš bėdos Klaipėdą)

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ooga booga balti = blogis

I think the proudest moment I have ever experienced was when I bought my wife's son a Nintendo Switch and we then BING BING WAHOOED together. He had the biggest grin on his face and I really feel like we became closer since that day.

Edit: wow this blew up! Thank you for the reddit gold though, kind stranger!

This. So much this.

Edit: Thanks for the silver! Reddit is the best!

ok lads gonna ride on the bus

Literally you gonna sit on top of bus? Can't you at least afford a ticket?

bus wifi lads
rural retards probably still use dialup lol

Quality thread

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at last, alcoholdog approves of our general. this is a high point of /balt/ history

c'est pas intéressant

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Never trust a cunt with a regular name for a surname.

Why are you fellas speaking in english instead of baltic

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why don't you like him?

>french education

>sitting alone in my office browsing the chins
>rip a massive fart
>coworker walks in 10 seconds later
nu nachui...

>why are you speaking a language you all know instead of three mutually non-intelligible languages
Hmm...

>Why are you fellas speaking in english instead of baltic
Scared of speaking Russian.

Please redpill me on Voldemaras. He's haunting me.

Literally why would I like him?

He spoke multiple languages and liked his country
AFAIK.

Isn't that the guy from Harry Potter

I don't know anything about it
All I know is that Augustinas was the peak of Lithuanian masculinity.

>apoints himself as the minister of foreign affairs and defense
>thinks that proclaming neutrality is a valid defense strategy
lmao
just another fascist nonce, but can't blame him, he was a man of his age

you prefer communism or democracy?

He had an IQ of 1488 and had organization Iron Wolf under him, basically black shirts but not as radical at first, only towards end of it radicalized a bit further. Eventually he had some feuds with our authoritarian president Smetona with whom he was close friends before and fell out of position of influence become irrelevant.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Wolf_(organization)

>While in Perm, Voldemaras taught Roman history, Greek, Latin and English at what would become Perm State University. After his stint on the government, he returned to academia in 1920, teaching courses and eventually joining the University of Lithuania (now Vytautas Magnus University) in Kaunas. At the university, he served as a professor and the dean of sociological studies. His academic works were highly acclaimed and in 1923-1924 he participated in international scientific congresses on History and Sociology. A polyglot, Voldemaras was familiar with sixteen different languages and wrote academic works in Lithuanian and French.

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He was also godfather of Valdas Adamkus who was president of Lithuania, his real name was Voldemaras Adamkevičius named after him, which he shortened/Americanized when he went to US.

too much nose on his face to be harry potter guy

>mfw baltic

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Reporting in
How's it going

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we doin good

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Damn, nice stack of wood.

Looks alri in my book
Here's my childhood home for comparison

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i wish it was mine

Honestly Lithuania can be pretty beautiful but we have quite a lot of completely disgusting places, usually the very urban areas of cities and rural villages.

Jesus did good. We're doing well.

Today, I was asked for ID TWICE when buying energy drinks. Prior to this I wasn't asked for ID for a long fucking time. This one weird trick made me look 6 years younger...

I recently had a decent haul. Somebody threw out perfectly good pieces of wardrobe.

Shaved?

Moisturized skin.

>rubbing some white creamy liquid all over your face
gay

>thinks that proclaming neutrality is a valid defense strategy
That's Smetona. He wanted to allignt with Americans, though.
Voldemaras was a kraut bootlicker.

Neither.

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Shaved AND moisturized. Although I haven't moisturized when buying the first one.

Someone guessed my age recently and they said I looked 2 years older than my age. Maybe I should moisturize too... Hmmm...

I can borrow some white cream, it's home made.

kur dingo 370chanas galit paaiškint?

It's insane. Last year someone guessed that I was 4 years older than my real age. I wasn't doing anything and didn't really give a shit.
Now I put in some effort and people think I'm way younger.

>borrow
*lend
Are you the same guy from

blet, radau jau

>Are you the same guy from


no

You can do that, if you like sucking cock.
If you are a straight alpha male - grow a beard, then you will have an excuse why you look older.

lend not borrow
>borrow means take and use (something belonging to someone else) with the intention of returning it.
>lend means grant to (someone) the use of (something) on the understanding that it will be returned.

shut the fuck up you virgin