You wake up in Naples

Probably livestream the street for the worlds' entertainment
youtu.be/JWD0LJEaQng

*gets mogged*
nothing personal

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Oh well, see if there are any greek embassy offices in the city and tell them my predicament.

Feels like home

Kill myself immediately

diocan what i've done...

I visit this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappella_Sansevero
and have a selfie with these guys
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomical_machines

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Buon Giorno

Commendatori

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BASED

I'm guessing Naples isn't a particularly nice city?

n*ples is our Marseille, our Malmo, our Detroit

my parents got brainwashed by their friends to go to naples this year as tourists, what the fuck do I tell them to make them stop. They dont even have jojo stands to survive there

Did they solve the garbage problem?

It's a shame. 200 years ago it was your Wakanda.

>n*ples is our Marseille, our Malmo, our Detroit
Oh so I'll feel right at home then

They will probably enjoy it

Naples is very big, so in a sense it depends on the area

not really, it has always been a shithole since it was born

I went there last year. Very cool city, I would come back.

I'd join a gang and become a Gang-Star.

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I live in Bari, AMA

Are you arab? Because if you are youll find more at home in Milan or Turin, they love kebab there

based

cringe

>At the woman skeleton's feet it was placed a fetus which, according to di Sangro, died together with her mother during birth. It was preserved with exceptional care, complete with placenta and umbilical cord, and it was stolen in the 1990s
>It was stolen
Yep. That's Naples alright.

I kill myself so my family won't find my dead body

NEAPORISU

youtu.be/X3SLpaKVGb8

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Neapolitan here, AMA

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More like NEETpolitan

PORCO DIO

Doesn't people afraid the mountain will explode again?

It's a shithole

Nope

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I wish

>immediately go to the train station to trick somebody with a heavy case into taking my taxi cab
>drive away the second they put their case in
Easy life

lmao it's like a scene out of a Fellini movie.

kek

You would get stabbed by the locals doing the same thing

Redpill me on Naples. It seems like an okay city, a bit poorer on average compared to other popular Italian cities but how bad can the birthplace of pizza be?

*try to find a crosswalk to safely cross the street*
*realize that they literally don't exist in Naples*
*say fuck it, cross the street anyways*
*get hit by a woman on a Vespa talking on a cellphone*
*die*
*go to heaven aka Milan*

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It's a shithole inhabited by subhumans

I think it's in the bottom 10 cities for quality of life in Italy

not really, those cities are shit because of muslims and other immigrants, Naples can be dangerous because of neapolitans.

where the fuck is Naples?

I will turn their knife into a frog and make it hop away

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naples,_Florida

ahh thanks for clearing that up
yeah I'd probably just go hunt some gators

oh…

>drive away the second they put their case in
Good luck with that with all the traffic

If I wanted I could do just that for less than 100 euros

I can go to naples for 20 euros. Btw dont listen to these angry polentoids hating on it, its a very beautiful city.

Yes, they did. Ofc there's still trash,cbut not as much as before.

I know mi amico, my parents went there and said how great it is. I'll definitely go there someday

I live in Apulia, one of your former colonies, please come visit us too someday!

>one of your former colonies
Lmao I'd call the colonies ancient rather than former but yeah I definitely want to see all of South Italy, our lands are similar but there's just something special about Italy

Naples is beautiful, only faggot n*rtherners are scared of it, it's actually quite safe.

I find someone that speaks English and find the consulate and go home

Is this a Jojo reference?

That's ok. It's southern Italy aka real Italy.

How are girls there?

hot
youtube.com/watch?v=55p8qHJmNGw

she cute
god I want an italian gf

I laughed but then I'm also sad thinking foreigners expect us to be like him.

who gives a shit about piggo gaijin, embrace the meme

Is that buenos aires

OH NO NO NO NO

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>Italians aren't passionate
>Italians don't talk with their hands

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What is the moroccan population like in Naples?

absolute state of M*lano

>milANO
hahahaha

very nice

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I enjoy the peak medpunk a e s t h e t i c s

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*Tarantella Napoletana intensifies*

>denunciati

heh

>n-no I s-swear it's not l-like that

the 'brogio

Very low compared To northern italian cities.

Shitaly is a latin american country somehow attached to Europe

sudacas actually believe this

> sudacas actually believe this

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t.expat Ciro living in the netherlands for the gibs

t. pedro alehandro cortez rossi knows as "u' mariul"

wow le epic le meme

Le u le mad

Take the first train to Sorrento and live happily for ever.

Why is part 5 so good bros?

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delusional Ciro o' mariuolo

the irony of this post

lmao

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FIGHTING GOLD

they are whiter and more civilized than the locals