1. Whats your native language

>Speak German like a guy on down syndrome while gargling on 4 dicks
>Perfect Dutch

Yes, Zidrunas, your languages are artificial, but it's not the case of big ones like Russian.

1. Yiddish
2. Well, kind of yes but no at the same time, so it's German
3. Understand about ~90% of it while reading/listening

Kajkavian sounds kinda silly but that's because our eastern dialects sound kinda silly.
Then again, any dialect that's not my dialect sounds kinda silly.

1.) Low German
2.) German
3.) Unbased & Soulless

1. Canada
2. Native English, yes - non-native English speakers
3. Yes our language has been tortured to death by third world retards and Europoors.

>elfdalian

Stop hogging all the elves

you can have them if you want
elfs are trickster cunts in folklore

Spanish
Yes
Yes and no, accent is everything. I can't listen to a spaniar speaking in spanish, sounds like he's sucking a dick and enjoying it, it's gay as fuck.

1. Flemish
2. Dutch (the Flemish my family speaks is as far away from Dutch as Flemish can get)
3. Dutch sounds a bit bland to me. Not bad, but just flat. I don't like how they sound like Americans on some words though.

1. flag
2. I guess all the other romance languages count as that but Aromanian would be the most fitting
3. no, just really fucking weird
like a Turk trying to speak Romanian with a Moldavian accent

>s is sh like in shit
>sz is s like in spit

Why?

What country are you from?

French
Occitan
I don't know because it's dead lmoa

Is it really?

French
I guess Occitan could work
Nah...I don't think so

Lmao gotem

No, Olivier, you're french, your native language is french too

French are a nation of Gauls speaking a Romance language calling themselves after a Germanic tribe. They don't have a true identity and thus eradicate actual cultures such as Occitan, Breton or Alsatian. Also the reason why half of Africa speaks French today and why so many niggers live in France. As long as you speak French you are French to them.

1. Finnish
2. Yes, Estonian
3. Yes, but in a entertaining way. Estonian sounds very jovial and chipper.

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1.Filipino
2.idk. Maybe Malay/Indonesian(Austronesian?)
3.Kinda. it sounds like someone tried to speak Filipino gibberish.

>English & Armenian
> Yes, Dutch. No.
> Dutch is possibly the most retarded sounding language in existence. Doesn't sound bad or ugly though, just comical.

I'm driving back home tonight.

1. Serbian
2. Yes, Croatian
3. Kinda, but I'm used to hearing it. Some words and phrases are funny.

Can people in Scandinavia understand Icelandic and faroese at all or not?

France
Yes, Italian
No, it sounds really good and pleasant to the hear

Basque
no
rip Iberian bros

1. Danish
2. Ja
3. Norwegian is super cute when females speak it. Swedish sounds a bit more silly. Faroese/Icelandic are beautiful but very hard to understand when spoken

It varies. Luckily they both learn some Danish in school, which makes the mutual understanding a bit easier

french

italian, and it sounds pretty good

Spain Spanish
I guess Portuguese
Personally don't like how it sounds, sorry portubros

Catalan.
Yes Occitan.
It's dead and dialects spoken in a french accent make me vomit but Aranese sounds good.

1. Swedish
2. Ye
3. Ye. Danish.

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English
not really
N/A

1. Portuguese
2. Yes
3. Oh God, yes, Spanish

No, François, you won't fool me

1.Greek
2. Closest family is the Italian Greek dialects of southern Italy (e.g. Calabrian Greek). Grammatically and syntactically we are closer to our pastabros and the Germans(who else conjugates nouns and pronouns?). On loanwords we have a healthy vocabulary of mainly Latin/Italian, Turkish and Slav.
My best bud is half Dutch and claims Dutch sound like throat cancer, to me they sound more like 'corrupted' (not in a bad sense) German.

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1. Norwegian
2. Yes, Swedish and Danish
3. D A N I S H

English's sister languages are Scottish (the non Gaelic kind), French, Frisian, and Dutch.

Scottish sounds like an older way of speaking, but still understandable.

Frisian is basically Old English.

Dutch is like funny Sims talk, but parts are still understandable.

French has a ton of the same words, but pronounced differently.

Some French accents are really cute.

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Liar!

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1.khmer
2.thai
3. sound retarded for the badass or confident voice and sound girly with my voice.( I should add that my voice is significantly more low pitch when I speak English)

English
Various Frisian dialects (dead and alive)
I've only heard it a few times. It doesnt sound ridiculous. In writing the similarities are more obvious.

Dutch is like the closest to ours and it just sounds like an English person speaking gibberish. English really is just in a league of it's own I've realized.

2 spanish and french
3 we actually love them

>these countries should return under Russian jurisdiction, because they are parts of tri-united Russian nation.
Bring back the monarchy and you might have a better argument.

It's not see
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_languages
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Frisian_languages
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sea_Germanic
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Germanic_languages
You have to go all the way up to West Germanic for Dutch and Hoch Deutsch

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estonian
no, i love estonia

portuguess
yes
yes, spanish is portuguese spoken by drunken people with a lisp

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Indonesian
We are the sister language
Malay accent sounds so funny lah

1. Flag
2. Yes
3. Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=fqrZHVxmczM

>KASSIPOJAD :--------DDDDdddd
>LURP LURP
>PEHME KIISU :------------DDDDdd
Highest of qualities.

1. Polish
2. Czech, Slovak
3. They sound hilarious, like babytalk

1. Mexican
2. Yes, C*stellaño
3. Onda Vital

You can shove the RAE all the way through your arseholes, dumb asspaniards.

i think latvian sounds better than lithuanian desu

1. Estonian
2. Finnish, Veps, Vadja, Livonian, Karjala, Isur
3. No

1. Slovenian
2. Serbocroatian
3. yes, it's simplified in every grammatical category possible and peppered with vivid vulgarisms following Turkish and Hungarian examples, as well as random Turkish, Persian, Hungarian and Arab terms. Some like its vulgar expressiveness and use SC phrases that caught on in Yugoslavia but not me.

germanic tier mutt language
better than lith my ass

1. Latvian
2. Yes,Lithuanian
3. Sounds like an old person using unnecessarily elaborate language to convey some simple point. Retarded- No
>germanic
I have no idea what are you on about !?

1. Plains Cree
2. Ojibwe/anishinaabe
3.
>pic related

Can understand like 70% of what they’re saying. It’s just they’re accent sounds so american/english. Also, it kinda sounds like they’re sick with a stuffed nose or something.

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B&R

C&B

please marry me

>Plains Cree
Interesting.
Tell me this ...do your songs have words. It sounds like the singer is just doing Native equivalent to ''shubi-du bop''

Hungarian is more similar to sumerian and iranian than turkish

>sumerian

t. Lajos Kurvavaros

1. Rural South Brazilian.
2. Yeah, Portuguese and other Brazilian dialects.
3. They do. Retarded and disgusting.

None of these languages have anything to do with each other, wtf

latvian doesn't sound as slavic as lithuanian imo

Well yes, but actually no.
If you’re singing a song, you’re voice is the the melody that creates the tone. Not sure how to say it without sounding like a hippie, but I guess it comes from ones emotion of what they want to convey while singing. So yeah it basically is red-man boopity-bop scat-singing to tl;dr it.

There are sections of songs that do have words though to answer your question, like a chorus.

Well current latvian is a meme

Lithuanian does sound a little bit slavic .
It has nothing to do with grammar, just you use more ''slavic '' sounds than Latvian.

If I listen to Lithuanians and they speak slowly ...sometimes I have no clue what they are saying and other times I understand 70%.

Check this out :

Bread is '''maize'' in Latvian and ''duona'' in Lithuanian ...Nothing similar BUT some old Latvians sometimes say ''doniņa'' in a reference to a small peace of bread. With a little bit of mental gymnastics a Latvian can understand Lithuanian ...sometimes.
I think other way around is more difficult !?

yeah, we can kinda understand you after some mental gymnastics

like, why the fuck do you call dragons "pūķis"

1. Flag
2. Swedish and Norwegian
3. Swedish sounds retarded, Norwegian just sounds really high pitched, like they're singing.

is it a hard language to learn? I don't personally think it sounds retarded, an acquaintance of mine is Latvian, and I like the way it sounds.

Probably because there are more "sh" sounds in Hungarian than "s" so it's easier to write

Don't know.
I am not a linguist but Latvian words usually have definite origin and meaning.
You call it ''Drakonas'' ...guess a Latvian could use ''Drakons'' , but people would say that you use Latvian language '' with no class'' .
Literary snobs usually use as few ''loan words'' as possible .
I had Windows xp in Latvian with ALL words modified to be uniquely Latvian ...it was like a foreign language

well, the Lithuanian word for Dragon is "Slibinas", but I dont know anyone who uses it

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1. Polish
2. Czech and Slovakian
3. Rather funny than retarded. Especially Czech.

1.Czech
2. Slovak (polish?)
3. I have polish relatives but never understand more than 20% of what they say.

1. Portuguese
2. Portuguese
3. Portuguese

>1. Whats your native language
French
>2. Does your native language have a sister language
Spanish
Italian
Portuguese
Somewhat English
Say Romanian and I come to your home to break you the neck
>3. Does it sound retarded to you?
No
It's the French spoken in Quebec and Belgium and the North of France which sounds a bit funny, but not retarded.

This is true.

>Finnish
>Estonian
>Sounds cute

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how cute?

very cute

thats nice