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how do i get a soft round arse like a girl? my arse is flat and square like most blokes

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excellent post

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reckon squats would do you good

step 1: be born a woman

return to me when you have completed this step

what the fuck are you on about

tfw have the arse of a teenage black girl, literally get my mum and my gf squeezing it all the time

love how this picture makes virgins seethe

why's your mom squeezing your ass bro

OXFORD BENDER
do squats you freak

male arses are literally fucking disgusting

Thought on Manchester?

not me you dickhead
i have lovely arse already thank you very much

pics x

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24 now and still constantly being mistaken for a teenager

is it safe to assume i've stopped aging and am immortal yet

My arse

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Girls love em

disgusting
no they do not

god ur so peng

haha you're fat

fancy a rimming?

girls will subconsciously admire a firm pair of buttocks on a bloke as an indicator of his overall fitness
however, a man's bare arsehole has absolutely nothing to do with sex and never should do

Mad how the post quality got better when Alan stopped and bums started.

>no they do not
Yes they do you virgin lmao

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turn around like that :#

arse like a slapped arse

Quite fat desu m8. A good schmack will do it right

No gay tho. Just compliments

Bunch of fucking gay bastards

Hello you white dog bastards

take my load up your shitter you bender

this is an old pic
its better nowadays

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womans arse is the most sublime thing in the world
man's arse is hairy and revolting

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Alri lads
time to finish this campaign

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bent all of you

>subconsciously
its not subconscious lol
girls love arses and talk about them all the time

You a trap m8? If so I reckon you come plop on my lap

>seagrams and gatorade
An intellectual

How do I move to a third world country and still make money?

Girlfriend said I have the first hairy ass she’s ever seen

Like wtf do most men not have hairy asses? Just bare?

handy that

enough of the gay shit please, freaks

family friendbergs making me be social

Sucking a voddy

arse

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bet ur gf's seen a lot of arses

phwoar
thanks

All guys have hairy cracks, not all guys have hairy arse cheeks though.

literally never played a game like that before
only ever played FPS,TPS,platformers, and hack n slash

I see youre a man of culture as well

I'm literally Don Draper, except just a run away coward with commitment issues.

youtube.com/watch?v=QsAqrU8reUQ

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do women like looking at men's arses

mum sometimes gives my bum a playful slap as she walks past me and i'm thinking i should have her charged for sexual assault

I'd shag you and I'm barely even gay.

is your mom a nurse?

Ukrainian housemate is getting evicted for making too much noise lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=YXIHXQjbtl8

doing a watch

youtube.com/watch?v=mZbmywzGAVs

Loathe gamers

older lady at work squeezed my manboobs today and said "yeah you're a c cup"

reckon i could probably beat the shit out of you actually you wimpy yank twat

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Little sneak aren’t you?

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don't think there's technically any psychological difference between the male and female sphincter but it sure feels like it.

male ones are ugly

Yeah I’m #29 lol hate my life

My cheeks are quite hairy, is that weird?

youtu.be/pnAvPpBpROI

Off to see the weed man after toil

Ukrainian housemaid is getting battered for missing a spot

shes a criminal lawyer
good, slavs should all burn in hell

would love to see you in tights and a skirt xx

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>Ukrainian
No such thing

Mandatory
youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM

Not weird but it’s not that common so I can see why your gf would say that.

It's very weird for me, I am an Oxford bender but not the Oxford bender, he's much more bent than me

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all gays should be hanged

Absolute pengness, million times better than a pot noodle

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nig-cum-poop

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I consider myself a bit of an aristocrat

My granny smacks mine sometimes

might get a van and live in it

it's cheaper than housing

how are you lads preparing for your porn pass interviews?
im utterly clueless

what's the deal with you?

haha imagine dressing up the oxford bender in cute clothes and then pushing him down on your bed and jumping on him haha :3

Not even me who complained (she was loud as fuck though) it was my two other female housemates who emailed the landlord about it.
It’s like she didn’t understand you could close a door without slamming it, she worked nights so would get in at 3:00am and just start slamming doors.

an interesting development
is this further evidence that /brit/ posters represent the top 0.5% of humanity?

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always take out the cabbage

Wtf

I wish I had hairless ass cheeks now...

there's a revision pack on BBC bitesize that can help with the written exam section

don't live in the UK so it hasn't crossed my mind

not really
2 posters a genius elite does not make