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My Bloody Valentine edition

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basedball edition

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am jealous, good job

You should get on tinder

I am on tinder, I'm just ugly and only get 1 match every 3 weeks or so

im fat and have a flat ass
wat do

You’re going to get an STD.

squats

I’ll give it to my ex if I get one

im poor and want an iphone
wat do

steal one like every other (stupid) mexicano

iphones are shit

Ask Ashley for her to ask her paypig to get you one

i cant contact her sadly

wtf...

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All for it

Slept for like 13 hours

makes sense to me, considering abortion is the same as contraception and abstinence

>Why yes, I do believe in the Third Jihad. Muslims across the world are purposefully organizing to destroy Western civilization by infiltrating our political institutions and destroying our churches. This is an organized effort across the Muslim world and they need to be stopped.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN "JEWISH CONSPIRACY"??? YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT AN ENTIRE RELIGION WOULD ORGANIZE TO SUBVERT A SOCIETY? JEWS HAVE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT GOOD FOR US AND YOU CAN'T PIN THE ACTIONS OF SOME JEWS ON ALL OF THEM, YOU'RE A RETARD AND AN ANTI-SEMITE!!!!
People like this actually exist.

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not feeling it at all

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Not reading all of that

not reading any of that

i think that the people that belive in the "third jihad" are the same that believe in the jewish conspiracy

Retard.

Tinder girls are bad news. Nothing good comes from them

was literally listening to a radio show earlier today where two pastors were discussing how muslims want to conquer the world and we can only defeat them with israels help

youtube.com/watch?v=swVGX6OnM5s&feature=youtu.be&t=22m40s
reminder jerma is /our guy/
he even made a DUMP IT joke recently

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has one of your memes ever been stickied?

me: yes

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That’s actually the goal of Islam though

Is that your ass? Is that image anything other 2 butt images. Just trying to understand where the meme is

its a /sp/ meme known as the "boston butt", you wouldn't understand

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any1 wanna buy me this

thought that was real money at first

laptops are for fuckwads

laptops are comfy

I have exclusively used laptops for almost a decade

I went to one of their concerts but had to leave halfway through. Still regret it to this day. Funnily enough I met another guy in my class who was at the concert and also had to leave early.

2 fatties at the gym in front me having a liesurely walk on the treadmill. Ya aint gonna lose it if you take it easy fatties. Work dem thighs

>I'm poor and I want to buy a $1000+ phone
Apple products are stupid.

Maybe they're eating healthy too

my homeless friend just bought a $1000+ phone, i make fun of him for it every day

glad i get handmedowns from my rich brother

>Gaming laptop
The only thing you should be doing with laptops is working on it and writing essays. Otherwise you're better off building a PC.

>writing essays
literal child

did you know that a 12 yo can kill himself via euthanasia in the Netherlands?

Explain.

you're in adult day care

he thinks only grade 10 english students write essays

wonder what the age of consent there is

The essays are for myself. I like to write essays.

I regret not getting a hooker when I went to Amsterdam

what are you writing a manifesto

Who else /writer/ here?

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i write things in my head then stow them away and bring them back when i want to add or recite them.

i would like to be but i never practice

Do they need to have a terminal illness?

No, it's for research and reviewing my studies. I also type screenplays.

i do that too when i imagine quests for a bannerlord mod or things for a lewd comic but i never learn how to draw or how to 3d model or program

bitch niggas

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I always carry a small notepad and a pen inside my jacket. I suck at memorizing things I've thought about in the morning.

bannerlord is cancelled

Haven't seen you in a while.

Corporate America.

bet the "writers" here on cum are the stupid commies, so I expect it's a lot of nonsense "slam poetry" talking about how wypipo r mean

Das ryte

I want to move into one of those tiny houses. It's pretty much a glorified trailer but still

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i wanna buy a medieval helmet to fulfill my autism but i dont wanna go with the crusader meme helmet as cool as they are

I just bought a beginner animation course with maya

Oh nice. What are you going to animate?

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what about your autism draws you to want a medieval helmet

i wish to hide my face because of personal reasons

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the only thing a PC is for nothing

otherwise youre better off buying a laptop

I’d love to animate fantasy but honestly OW porn would be fun too because OW has literally the hottest game babes
>make a 16 yo korean slut
>put her in a skin tight suit and cal her 18
Based tigole

yeah but where? you gonna wear a fucking medieval helmet to work, when you go out for coffee, at the library?

didnt meant to (You) him
goddammit

>didnt meant to (You) him
>goddammit

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i dunno when im at home sad. i get the urges to hide my face whenever someone says i look like my mom or get called pretty. i feel like they are lying to me.

David was a better vocalist than Bilinda.
The EP Sunny Sundae Smile is evidence.

post pic you cute little trap

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU FAKE ASS HOES
TALKIN ALL LOUD IN THEM FAKE ASS CLOTHES
FAKE ASS SHOES MATCH THAT FAKE ASS GOLD
I'M THE RILLEST BITCH YOU EVER SEEN YOU SNAKE ASS HOES

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People who buy expensive "gaming laptops" are the stupidest fuckers ever.

it is ALWAYS far better to build a gaming PC and a cheap chromebook or something for portability.

seeing pretty shoes that i want to wear

need money

hope u epix fortnite gamers aren't falling for the lies of the alt-right

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i know this is supposed to be a funny meme but i unironically got into far-right ideology via mount & blade: warband so i cant laugh entirely at the claim that video games are a link to extremism

soes the alt right wven exists anymore

I never really understood what it was in the first place

>buy me this, buy me that
>i don't want a job, too scared

It's people who post pepe the frog

t. hillary clinton

it was a group of absolute losers led by a guy, Richard Spencer, who has been proven to be controlled opposition

>i unironically got into far-right ideology via mount & blade: warband so i cant laugh entirely at the claim that video games are a link to extremism
What about M&B brought you to that route? I never played it.

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it went on sale back in 2017 for the first time ever and since then has been swarmed by underage reddit fiends but before that for whatever reason lots of really far-right guys played it and no one else. was young and gullible so the more multiplayer i played and clans i joined the more and more i was exposed to the ideology.

youtube.com/watch?v=e0k-jAcI9kw

So it wasn't so much the game itself, just the people playing it.

my body is masculinizing every day i have the disease inside me

need my mones

Gmod turned me into an alt-right trap.

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im sorry