/brit/

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...shit! FUCK!

Why don't yanks get slag posting

it's fucked. it's fucked and it were me what fucked it.

jog on out of /brit/ then daft cunt

got a gf but enjoy larping as a virgin freak on /brit/

'ate liver

Insanely horny
Making a cup of tea now but heart is already racing at the thought of having a wank

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FUCK! ah... ah SHIT. SHIT! lads... lads! help!

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slowthai was mental last night
he crowdsurfed on a rubber dingie and almost caused a hillsborough

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They're all virgin freaks. /brit/ is a normie general but all the others are for freaks, virgins, neckbeards etc

need her to uppercut my bollocks

Anyone else blame their parents for their personality flaws and shortcomings?

They were by no means abusive, but quite emotionally disinterested. I remember being like 8 and telling my Dad about something I thought was funny and my Dad just sarcastically said "Wow". Sometimes I'd ask them both a question and they'd just ignore me, so I'd ask again, and then they'd get aggy because they couldn't be arsed
Definitely affected my confidence and self-esteem growing up
I barely can be bothered to communicate with them half the time now I'm an adult

Why are they in a shed?

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blog on

i don't want to make it worse than it already is fuck

Mummy May catch you on Jow Forums without a porn licence again?

hir*ddit.jpg

I apologise to my fellow Europeans on behalf of my country for the way our dishonest, spineless politicians have acted during this farcical tragedy called "Brexit"

Yes. Cut them out of my life now. Haven't seen them in about 4.5 years

they're fuckning slags i dont know

wow yeh lad u are the first person ever to not think their parents are perfect

Aye I blame my mum for letting me stay indoors all day playing games

Are you 14, user?

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i hope iceposeidon dies

toil's giving me an above standard raise

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embarassing myself on Bumble again lads

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twitter.com/kxrfz/status/1110606797948272640

Used to get the belt and wooden spoon quite often, but as I got older the abuse got more emotional from my mother, and my father is just distant.
She's much nicer these days though, but dad's still distant.

Hate it when Snapchat makes me turn into ryan gosling from blade runner

am watching that poof on tv as we speak hahaha

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Do us a magic trick love
Let's see that water change colour

Not one girl posted in this thread thus far is over a 6, you all have shit taste.

orda

ORDAAA

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friend on disc in my guild said I turn into a "neo Nazi" when I drink
might have to switch guilds haha

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can’t ever “corrrr” or any dumb shite like that
this just fucking hurts

is catchuptv permanently fucked
any alternatives?

Lmfao

That's not the point of a slag thread you thick yank bastard

I don't bear a grudge whatsoever, but some of me is undoubtedly due to their influence and my dad can be very autistic at times

She was well fit in Bodyguard

>Fake tits
Grim

*blocks you're path*

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boomposting on facebook is top

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I am quite thick, spank me daddy?

>he hasn't got a bimbo fetish

virgin freak

Jeremy "Malleus Scotorum" Corbyn
twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1111190204138864640

Perfecting my tinder game

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Dude.... Someone died

Why do I always have a mood with at least one of my friends at any one time?

Like I’ll stop being pissed off with one friend to be pissed off with another

Me? Not a grudge bearing type. Forgive and forget la.
Also me? Never buying anything from Burger Fuel again after a server there was rude to me.

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Women are scuh scum desu

not quite sure you get the point of slagposting

not half bad, good on you la

you're borderline and histrionic

Can't understand Les Claypool's lyrics at all.
Is Primus just too smart for me?

The cope is going to be fucking glorious on here tomorrow when the withdrawal agreement passes

I was aiming for top unis for computer science but I fucked up badly and ended up at Aston.

As a result whenever I see people post about Durham, Warwick, etc my heart literally skips a beat.

Random fact: I support Breton nationalism

it won't
we're leaving with no deal baby

HANDS UP IF YOU REMEMBER THIS ABSOLUTE CHOON
youtube.com/watch?v=mrvSDaD4b2I

>fiat 500 twitter

Lad...

>Unlock Read Receipt
What's this now?

What's to understand? It's usually about fishing or something

literally no one supports that
it's like cornish nationalism

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Why would you need to fuel a burger

fuck off you cunts

dabbing to ABBA right now
dabbed so hard my headphones flew off my head

Looks bland, there's nothing unique or interesting to her.

Somebody hat this virgin

Holy peng

i wonder if at waterloo university in canada they play waterloo by ABBA often

i'm an idiot, explain to me what that means for brexit
read the bbc article on the front page but couldn't understand it

he's much more than that tbf. he's genuinely got some serious problems

Lads do you reckon i can join a zero hour job as a second job

Get an employment reference

And then do no work?

very based

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don't have many mates but the 2 I speak to the most have pissed me off
1 blanked my last message which was a question
the other did the same, but also has a habit of predictably flaking on stuff we arrange together at least 50% of the time, and always has some bullshit excuse
thinking i might just completely ignore her the next time she messages

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Wow tell me how you can analyse my psychological state through posts on an anime imageboard