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Yikes
youtube.com/watch?v=F6txspISI1M

>She told me she can’t look at me the same way now that she knows I’m “a slut”
Holy based

i wish i was into programming
it'd be so much easier than trying to learn how to draw

based

I'm "into programming" and haven't made anything of value in a long time :/

where was the container headed I wonder

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I asked her what she used to think I was like and she said she thought I was a nice guy but now I’m a slut

i don't know what to tell ya
find a rock to anchor on?
i imagine all the stories in the Warcraft universe and want to create settings around that
how about you?

back home buds
NOT in a car accident this time

you made your bed slut
lie in it

based

Today when I was at work apparently an Asian girl kept checking me out while I wasn’t looking

Honestly having her think you’re in demand is probably a good thing if you want her (the coworker) to be into you

FOR WHAT

>didn't even notice the (You) because it was so fucking early
this is so sad
alexa play desperado

We’re friends and she’s in a relationship
Except she also told me she’s a virgin so I wouldn’t even want to date her since she’snot even fucking her boyfriend

>she also told me she’s a virgin
Why would she tell you that?

I have no idea what AMWF means and I keep seeing it spammed here.

>he only wants to date girls who are fucking their boyfriend
do i even need to say it

is the not fucking an anxiety thing you think? or is she really resisting it.
A few girls I knew who were virgins made it up that they were holding out, but when they got drunk they'd tell me they were just too nervous

Asian Male White Female

asian male white female

also why would he believe that LOL

Dislike all my gf's friends

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She asked me why I have one night stands instead of dating and I said I don’t like dating
Then she asked me what’s so great about one night stands and I asked her what she thought and she told me she wouldn’t know because she’s never had sex

nope

oops didnt realized there was a new thread jaja

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current year iteration of BLACKED cuckposting

That makes a lot of sense now, thanks. My brain was Trying to force it as something else

Sweetie I’m saying I wouldn’t want to date her since she obviously doesn’t put out

not based

i'm watching you

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you said you don't like dating though, so what does it matter

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Rate me /cum/

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idk

why are you like this

do you think kasich will run in 2020?

you look better than you did a year ago

ummm thats psychically impossible

youtube.com/watch?v=70bNk1ozJnA

you have to go back haha

I don’t thats the point I like the sex which would be completely gone

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You should been like, “want to find out?” *suggestive eyebrow raise*

wypipo things

ngl she kinda looks like she's from Whoville (from The Grinch)

RNC already endorsed trump. Unlikely to see any (R)s run against him. Dems are already campaigning

Just use your hand lmao

Sex is ten times easier to find than love

Prove me wrong

never heard of so i can't confirm or relate
she is speaking adorably, and wants a cuddly bf

flying to south carolina tomorrow won't be around for at least a week

night night /cum/bums

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try me bih

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what do white people think of their ancestors?

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better be something nice and wholesome
u know what i mean

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why are you going there?

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Elizabeth I was a virgin freak, she's no one's ancestor
They say she had a super-thicc hymen, so she couldn't have sex

I bought this bundle of love for $75. How much easier could it get.

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what is this

nephews birthday and to visit my brother and sister in law

thx. also managed to get to sobeys 10mins before closing, za is in the oven now and have eggies fro tomorrow morning

fuk off ale

its most likely not

idk who draws it, i just saved this image

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vocaroo.com/i/s1KkkY8suxwO

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Please don't fly in a 737MAX

don't forget your grandma :^)

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noice

she wasnt invited

That's mean

RUDE

pretty sure those are all banned from flying right now but maybe i will die who knows

most of my family doesn't talk to her because she writes them hate mail and harasses them

Wow im fat now

okay, but like do white people feel anything looking at this type of old paintings? or ever think of the middle ages or renaissance?

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there is an axis of evil rolling into this neighborhood with the sound of gunshots

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lol
rip (rest in piss)

no

youtube.com/watch?v=dQLLoXgvDzI

wanted to do some drugs tomorrow but i guess i should go volunteer at the hospital...

youtu.be/BDg6-v9V8lo

trying to sing Video Games by Lana

how to sing good cum?

if you can't do this, then you don't have what it takes to be in the finnish army youtube.com/watch?v=7VsXB3Onw4I&feature=youtu.be

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solution: 2ml of 1,4bdo to go with my 'za

literally me in the back

just forget bout ir

do it pussy

is brie larson supposed to be attractive?

>manboobs
>hover a-oking
Lel