/brit/

someone should shop in a lightsaber

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Keep forgetting there’s an American in the royal family
Not fair, they’re not even commonwealth

>nigger
>late thirties
>c list TV actress

He could've had any wan in the world. He was arguably the most eligible bachelor in existence, and his Jewish 'friend' set him up with this troglodyte and sullied the Royal lineage forever.

>someone should shop in a lightsaber

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I summon homealone

wow holy shit fuck off back to r*ddit

>someone should shop in a lightsaber

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yeah that's me haha

why are bongs so ugly?
serious question.

kek this is me

How long before he Diana's meghan?

Woah

How’d her and Will even get together

imagine being markle's ex husband

imagine thinking "yeah she'll never do better than me, hell yeah" and marrying someone else thinking "hell yeah she's way prettier"

and then your ex marries into the british royal family

Any other /lostandalone/ man in?

Her parents basically set up an arranged marriage and groomed her to be his perfect match

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Retroactive American genes.

they should make a movie about me called the 19 year old virgin

Mental
How’d they go about doing such a thing

we're not anglo though

really not the best banter there

Woke up
Did a cum in the gf
Are a smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel
Drinking a coffee on the train

My day so far, will keep you posted x

All these type of people know one another, old money and family connections

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shut the fuck up you moron

>teehee I have sex btw :v

I watched a doc years back when they were engaged, apparently she was a huge fan and her parents (new money) sent her to the same uni they knew he was going to.

blog on

Please do. I mean, I won't be here but I want /brit/ to enjoy your posts regardless

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the best webm of all time

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thats funny my morning started out similarly besides the smoked salmon bagel

would shoot myself with my shotgun so it's instant and painless but i don't want my mom finding my body like that

think maybe an exit bag might do it but i hear the lace those helium tanks with oxygen to prevent that

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Are they old money or new money

fUCK
oFF
yANK

Why do vfs think any mention of sex is a brag lmao? Most people around you are shagging regularly, get over it.

we're unironically not you fucking faggot hillbilly limey cocksucker

>three kids
>no tits

yes

Can the plastic paddy yank please vacate brit, shant be deal with that type of autism this early in the morning.

please please please have sex

shaggers should be put up against a wall

typical american childhood

Sorry you're not my type.

>implying everyone that hates the UK is irish

Ireland is just as pathetic as you are

Cry cry but I don’t need my mo-ther
Just hold my hand while I come
To a decision on it

kind of new, her mom was a flight attendant and they opened up a store selling party supplies and decorations. Apparently she has some genetic ties to the royal family, but who doesn't t b h

Upper middle class.

Yes yes as a matter of fact, I happen to shag! Ah!

the whitlam aesthetic

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how dare you fucking mention sex in my presence..

Man that’s a great image

Imagine being Whitlam there

would fuck all of them

gonna have a wank thinking about all you shaggers shagging

how dare you sex mention fucking in my presence..

that counts as intellectual cuckolding
you are an intellectual cuckold

toil begineth

socialism with australian characteristics

Happy Friday mate, will be over before you know it

t. About to get on the beers

Lucky bastard.

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how is optus still blocking Jow Forums literally 3 weeks after the mosquelad incident
these are dark times we're living in

>I once had a Korean neighbour as a wee lad and he actually plays Starcraft
>Flatmates being a cunt and blasting music this early in the morning because she heard I had a girl over and was shagging her
>and his Jewish 'friend' set him up with this troglodyte and sullied the Royal lineage forever.
>Woke up
>Did a cum in the gf
>Are a smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel
>Drinking a coffee on the train
>sex is a brag lmao? Most people around you are shagging regularly, get over it.
>gonna have a wank thinking about all you shaggers shagging
>Happy Friday mate, will be over before you know it
>t. About to get on the beers

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Just got accepted to the Austrian School of Economics lads

Mao probably done so
Mao was a notorious lecher

imagine doing economics
its literally the hallmark of an incel

English vernacular is so fucking disgusting and peasant-y.

cheers mate, enjoy your evening

lmao

>lads

cringing at this anglophile

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engineering is the incel gold standard

think the joke may have gone over your head bruce. or rather, under your head hahaha

why you so mad though? why the fuck are you going into a british thread if you hate them so much? i mean i hate them too but still you look silly.

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go on

Dont want to be neet anymore but theres no jobs lol

Got a searing headache, a blocked nose, and a gut full of rot, on my way to toil

Bout ready to end it all tbqhwy

just put yourself out there

There's plenty
Get yourself on indeed every day.
I'm at uni but found part time toil within a week of job searching on indeed

*ahem*
*unfurls Computer Science degree*

i got a job for you right here!
*pulls out penis*

I'm on fire tonight

yeah sorry I just look the last one

Doing me thesis for me doctorate at the School of Life

there's no good threads on Jow Forums at this time of the night. and bong peasants take bait really easily

Literally shaking rn, my wife's son just got offered a place in the Frankfurt School!

as europoids begin their daily descent to the toilmines the antipodean relaxes in the comfort of his own home, enjoying the piquant taste of a glass of port while the wife prepares an appealing meal in the kitchenette
it's a tale as old as time

haha

*drops out of school in year 10*
heh nothin personal

*DING-DA-DING*

BRING OUR YER TOILSMEN

*DING-DA-DING*

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Imagine being this much of a cuckold freak
Feeling sick for fucks sake

working from home today
cracked open a beer to help me focus

O.O....mind f***ing blown, GRATS DUDE!!!! cant believe that tyrese made it so far!! this streamer ive been donating to has seemed to taken a liking to me as well! she even giggled when she read my last donation! think ill have a real shot with her soon...(prays to neil degrasse tyson) >.