/brit/

anal
rimming
foot stuff
dogging
also my sex drive is much higher than hers (I want to shag at least twice a day)

OH NONONONO

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Based

Megan shagger

youtu.be/4ntk7V6km3k

need co-conspirators at work

*heems a yank*

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>pretty norm-core
>you on her? fine. her on you...yeah that's kinky.
>fairly normal, never got the appeal personally
>like with other people? weird. On your own, fine.

looks absolutely lovely

Women are only lonely if they choose to be, or they are over 40.

what the hell is dogging? you put her on a leash and walk her out?

They don’t

Youre a nasty little perv and your relationship isnt going to last. Just saying.

>Nazi cakes

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You mean they only fit your definition of loneliness at those times

Unironically considered sending SeasideMark a birthday gift

what has become of me?

They do

Always knew those ovens looked suspicious

>Anal
>Rimming

You some kind of closet poof?

Won't believe it lads. I'm at work again. Hahahaha

how come there are hardly any female philosophers?

Is Tim on the dole? Can’t imagine he holds down a job

Just send him a cheeky card and a tenner. You see his face drop when it's a non-cash gift.

Shut the fuck up roastie whores I wish you were dead

It's fucking Friday boys YYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Right then, which one of you lads wants a good hard bumming?

Imagine what her mates think? She probably hasnt told them because she's too embarrassed lol

need a lonley goth gf

strawpoll.me/17699907

important survey
i want to see how normie /brit/ is

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>women
>thinking beyond their emotions

Women don’t think they act on instinct

Women are incapable of emotion

he'll just stick it on the fobties though

You off out tonight lad?
Finish toil, gym, get ready and then I’m getting drunk as fuck

>biggus dickus

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and then he'll win big and you'll get a split

I'm not a woman and most importantly not as insecure or lonely as you.

Am normal if a bit peculiar but currently single. How's that for your little poll, wanker?

Course, that's all he wants though.

Think the longest I’ve been single is about 4 months since secondary school lmao, getting a gf isn’t that difficult.

who's fanny is this

I know why Americans can not escape fatness. Almost all American foods are high calorie.

whose mans is dis

>I’m not a woman
Women are all liars, fuck off and die dumb whore

/brit/ is a normie general on Fridays and Saturdays, this is widely known

sucking a snookerball

Keeping a secret from you /brit/

reveal yourself homealone

No coffee in and I would like a cup, wheres the best place to go get one? Preferably a drive thru place

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*puts you on the bottomless chair*
*grabs the knotted rope*
well?

Yeah America is fucked in that regard, my mate came back from a year in Canada looking skinny as fuck though. Said food was really expensive.

Not a woman, who hurt you fren. Was it the calories, rejection or both consequently?

how do you explain this?
is Tea just oriental decadence?

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*crosses fingers*
Your secret is safe with me.

Arr rook same hahahaha

Dunkin Donuts

he's obviously severely mentally ill, so will get disability allowance/dole/housing benefit, and I think he has some inheritance or other

i would shag girl in op pic

CANNOT focus when the nidgers nest in the tree outside the office. Last time I had to rattle the window panes to scare them off and toilberg disciplined me for damaging the building

Weekend toil on the immediate horizon

Off to get my dick sucked later virgins

Those tomatoes in donkey Kong 64 were scary

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>2019
>still maps with no data
don't get this tbf

coffee is capitalism's fuel. toilberg may as well me prescribing it.

tea is the health commie alternative

>£2,327 has been deposited to your account

BASED PAYDAY

Might become a highwayman

After tax that's quite low

Tea are all based non-reddit countries

>

Lend me a tenner

How many of you lads are off out tonight then?
Managed to get a shag last week going to try for two weeekends in a row tonight.

just gave my room a big old clean. vacuumed, dusted, cleaned out the inside of the pc, filed/chucked out loads of old paperwork and miscellaneous objects, organised some things.

a spring clean you could say *chuckles smugly*

me in the brown

Just absolutely heemed a wasp that came into my room. First bastard of the year had to send a message

pizza and pool at my local pub with the gf and my mate plus his gf (who is also my mate)

I only earn about £1400 a month after tax, first full time job though so I guess it’s to be expected.

Got a mouse in the flat and I’m dancing round like a sissy with a broom

It is though, especially if you're older than 25 and have at least some academic degree

this girl is basically in love with me and i haven't even been trying yet lol
wait until i tell her i was on an ambulance team and have literally saved lives lol
completely smitten

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(She’s not your mate)

Brit is a povvo general la

absolutely based. thank you for your contribution

i only earn £700

Coffee is for benders.

asmr latex gloves scalp

Think money would buy me happiness desu

Neither of my parents would of earned that in a month without extensive overtime

Posh cunts out

it's after tax though.... they tax you before it's deposited into your account.

>Povvo only

Rip.

>would of
it shows

Americans are likely to lose weight even if they eat a typical daily homemade vegetarian diet with no meat at all, just like us South Koreans. But perhaps their massive livestock and meat companies will significantly boost lobbying for American politicians and media.

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You've never worked a bloody day in your life have you mate?