What is the jewest thing you've done biz?

what is the jewest thing you've done biz?

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One time I bought a top ramen that came without the seasoning packet, so I can their customer service and they gave me 10 free packs of ramen in the mail.
I felt happy and cheap at the same time.

>so I can their customer service
*called

I change my Prime Now tip from $10 to $0 after they deliver. My nose has never felt longer and my skull has never felt balder.

bought bancor

>customer service and they gave me 10 free packs of ramen in the mail
what a nice company. I would unironically keep buying their product

ICE ONLY FAKED HIS BREAKUP TWICE YAHOOOOOOOO

DNA test results said i'm 0.5% jewish.

Sold for ~$0.46 profit
Withdrew the money, had to pay ~$3 in fees

>got rear ended in my classic car that I bought for $2k
>insurance totals it out and offers me $4k
>I counter their offer by sending them a big long bullshit letter claiming that my car was an immaculate show condition rare car before the accident (it wasn’t) and that I can get an appraisal from multiple shops and dealerships backing me up
>I trll them that the car is worth at least $14k, but I’m willing to settle for $10k

>4 days later I get a check in the mail for $10k
>for a car that I paid $2k for
>then I sold the car for another $4k

i was born jewish

>biking at night without lights
>car who hasn't seen me slams breaks
>car behind it rear ends said car
>I stop
>get of my bike
>suddenly reason I'm responsible for this
>jump on my bike again and cycle home with the power of several suns

I sold all my XLM when i found out it belong to our enemies(I’m a jew)

Top kek. Something like this
>buy rekt ninja 250 from a friend for 100 bucks because it needs a new motor
>buy a new engine for 500 and put it in myself
>on literally maiden voyage, get rear ended by an old fart, only thing is wheel a bit bent
>his insurance pays me 1500 for my bike.
>sold the bike to another friend for 1k
>made 1900 bucks off that whole deal

based insurance companies are scum of the earth

Scammed old people

Broke up with a girl after Christmas so I could still get the gift she gave me.

this guy hebrews

wtf?
You tip delivery guys in America?

$10 tip? tf?

No we don't...

Idk what that other user is talking about
Mail delivery drivers make a liveable wage

poked a hole in one sheet of toilet paper with my finger, fingered my arsehole with the sheet of toilet paper around the base, then used the sheet of toilet paper to wipe my finger. Saves about 2 sheets of toilet paper per shit and saves water on washing hands

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I told all my coworker i was jewish so the gay nazy would receive hate from them after every body confronted him he publicly appologise to me it was funny as hell
>gay and nazi
>pro immigration
I only did that because he was an obnoxious faggot degenerate scum

>go to cinema with group of friends
>waiting in the lounge waiting for the movie
>see €5 in the floor and pick it up thinking it was mine
>later on that day, girl in the group realised she lost €5
>complains for the rest of the day how she had lost it
>realised it was probably the same €5 that I picked up
>pretend that I did nothing and keep the €5 for myself

Also while I bought some popcorns, guy gave me the wrong change, basically another €5 note below the €5 note which was the total change. I made €10 without doing anything

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