Why do people call them swamp Germans? From what I've seen...

Why do people call them swamp Germans? From what I've seen, they're perfectly capable of humour and they seem to have emotions.

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We have been part of the HRE for a while and we live on a swamp. However, we're completely different people.

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Dutch is literally middle high german on two liters of heineken

>However, we're completely different people.
No you're not, you just seceded before the standardization of the dialects.

In English we originally called Dutch and Germans, Dutch. IIRC the concept of them being different only came about after their wars for independence.

The Dutch are not a real people. They are a group of Germans who decided to devote their lives to mocking the English by speaking a broken version of English.

Are you trying to tell me the second I cross the border from the Netherlands to Germany the people and culture magically change? I mean there are flFrisians on both sides of your NE border, the only difference is no one speaks East Frisian anymore.

>However, we're completely different people.
do people really believe this

based and redpilled

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German is a retarded version of Dutch.

Uh... Yes??? We've kept our language & culture while they changed their language on the other side of the border to please their overlords.

Dutch is related to Platt-Deutsch

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lmao

You know it's true. Dutch is older than German. The Holy Roman Emperor himself made us independent from the HRE (Reichstag) in order to create a united Netherlands.

i don't think anyone in this belt have emotions

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Dutch is de older than German

>charles V
what a funny way to spell Carlos V

Dutch just sounds like a simlish version of geordie
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Almost like naming conventions are different in English amirite

Lel

How is Poland not autistic?

Its bullshit, but I believe it.

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