You're teleported back to the middle of the Great Depression. You land on Wall Street, NY...

You're teleported back to the middle of the Great Depression. You land on Wall Street, NY, with $1000 in cash and a nice suit.

What do you do?

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Find hitler and tell him how to win

I go to Russia, find OPs grandparents and make sure they wont reproduce.

Buy a plane ticket to Germany and tell Hitler about everything I know from the future.

fpbp, take us out of this broken timeline

Save Hitler

Buy 950 bucks worth of hookers and blow and a 50 dollar first class ticket to Germany and tell Hitler how to win.

I invent stuff that people don't know about yet. Like the nuclear bomb, transistors etc.

ok, what exactly would you say? what did Germany need to do to win?

you realize a quarter was daily fucking salary right ?

Another vote for Hitler. Would have been a lit timeline son

hitler wasn't in power yet, was he? how do you find hitler and how do you convince him that you are from the future? let's say you weren't able to bring anything from the future with you

>not buying the coke and whores once in germany

suck one million dicks at a quarter a pop and buy myself some real estate on the upper east side

Tell him don't fight, its a Jew trap that will enslave Europe forever

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Easy they needed to not attack Russia and focus on England cutting of American intervention.

>detected the cucks
>>its you fucks

two chicks at once

....and give this valuable information to Hitler, you left that part out silly

why would I want some austria fuck to be the world leader? I get rid of him before he becomes famous and take that part myself and generate utopia

>thinking you're better than Hitler
found the narcissist

hookers and blow

Would fuck Eva Braun and send pictures to Hitler.

I'd buy skycoin

>What do you do?

Put $500 in bonds. They did pretty good as an investment during the depression.

Live off the other $500.

GEET ME OUTTAA HEEERRREEEEEEEEEEE"!"

>imbkigyn the US dollary doo existed during the great depression

You fucking mong they only had bartering then

become a stock operator

invent technical analysis and candlestick charting

short railroad companies
buy real estate
buy into companies like coca cola on the ground fucking floor

Buy the Dow Jones

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