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Pete Buttplug is Maltese he's not white

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why do african-americans say axe instead of ask?

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tell me it's not fun to say lemme axe you a Question

Yo /cum/ a girl at work gave me this but idk what it is

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Maybe for the same reason there are specific colloquial words used mostly in black communities.

OPEN IT UP

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_fortune_teller

green

nut in it and give it back, silly.

That's not the only thing. They use a weird version of English. Even when they're grammatically wrong.

No, Ebonics is not fun. It's retarded.

how do you groom your hair /cum/?

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*smacks lips*
WHO YOU FINNA TRY

There’s just numbers and then this. I vaguely remember that these were made back when we were kids but I forget how to play with them

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tfw even downies can get married but i can't even find a gf
youtube.com/watch?v=9wn6pl-vW0s

STEP UP TO THE PLATE MY NIGGA. BETTER WATCH YO BACK SON, THIS MY BLOCK. YOU GON' CATCH THAT FADE TONIGHT WHITE BOI.

with a comb or brush

pic related is the closest approximation i could find on google of how i get it cut
extremely low maintenance, requires no styling, and looks pretty sharp on me imo

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Found out I can sing in French.

post vocaroo

Omelette du fromage

drinking a 710ml bottle of coca-cola

Just finished the weekend shopping lads.

I just put a 2L one in the fridge with an Apple juice.

Ex just called me on her friends number

hey ausbro hows the house living going. hope the fatty doesn't steal your food.

Once visited Guatemala. It makes the hood look middle class.

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Guess I made one or something...

vocaroo.com/i/s1MPzHXQ15p1
There's a fan running in the background and I haven't warmed up, so it's not the best quality

Beer and outdoor bug spray acquired the mosquito menace has been eliminated for at least a bit and now I can drink in peace

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Yooo that was cringe ngl my man

Are you trying to insinuate the juxtaposition between the trashiness of wearing sports sandals to the luxurious social status of owning a BMW, or are you just posting feet?

April fools is Monday /cum/
What’re you guys doing

I haven't had much water to drink today either, so my voice isn't that great today. I sound sort of like Winnie the Pooh in that recording.

When I was young and in shape I wanted to look like Duff Mckagan so I kept it long, of course I have extremely thick straight hair I could never get it to look like his. Now I keep a basic bitch crew cut with a bit of pomade in it and swept mostly to the left

>Bad microphone quality
>Fan running in the background
Warming up is the least of your concerns man. Try lowering the volume and singing louder so the background sounds don't get picked up by the microphone. Also get closer to the mic, otherwise the mic will pick up the reverb and make it more wet sounding.

Just sharing some fine Asian toes

Thanks for the advice. I don't know much about sound recording.

No problem. Is the microphone part of your laptop? it sounds similar to mine.

Yeah it's part of the laptop.

guys i think my cat is gonna die

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How old is he/she?

Better off than you in that regard

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Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=XIqFuG5KlU4
I BET SHE DOES IT LIKE SHE DANCES

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t. sexpat foot fetishist

i didnt understand if this was about a trans man or a trans woman

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its a transwoman and the joke is her mother calls her handsome and she goes along with it

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6

I wish that I was a Jedi knight

>her

Your local mcdonalds does have a crime reporting station right /cum/?

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gf is seething rn

burgerpunk aesthetic

Didn’t kiss her clit?

think my senio engineering project is gonna fail. Just looked up how its supposed to work and it wont actually work that way due to accumulation of error. EPIC. i don't have a backup plan, gay af.

Must be a pretty shitty county in the middle of nowhere to have something like that.

Told her I ate too much to bang and she said she’ll have a headache next time I want to lol

I wish it did.

Yas just rape her then
You’re in a relationship so it’s not really rape because it’s just sex play

Think I’m gonna try to fuck through the feeling of being too full just so she’s not mad

>Your local mcdonalds
I don't have a local mc donalds.
I can count on my hands how many times I've eaten from maccas.

Pls bring more McDs here amergia, we have no burger and we starve.

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took some ghb and going to date rape myself

No but my county has a "dead-beat dad watch" where they shame dads who don't pay their child support payments by posting their images online

might get heartburn :/ Happened to me once, ate a lot got cramps and heartburn while fuckin just told her I wasn't feeling, but in actuality i lost mah boner lel

youtu.be/D04wb7P_v-4

A good

guys my brother will be home on holy week

thatll mess up my plans

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film it and put it on liveleak

She’s gonna be home in like 10 minutes
How do I prepare other than forcing myself to vomit
Going to try deep breaths

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I think I’m gonna eat some antacids to get ready for that

me on the left with bad autism

Sniff her shoes

lol people having problems cheer me up

pa k

Does NZ have it's own burger chain? We have Whataburger here and there's almost as many of them as there are Mcdonalds near me like 3 of both within about 10-15 minutes from me

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Gonna go play some Minecraft and just chill in the desert.

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The backlog

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>The Trudeau government is about to increase taxes on gasoline
FUCK WEEDMAN

Books are for gays so I wanted to ask, are you gay?

can i get uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Ale bout to drink an ale

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why you got a backlog of books? you know you cant read.

4 wut

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he really wants the liberals to lose in the election doesnt he

Are you a zoomer or something?