/smg/ - Stock Market General

Slow weekend edition: How'd everyone do this week? What are your plans for next week?

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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First for occult fall of Amazon

Second for "The Big One" next Friday.

*Tuesday

Fourth for I love you all

Fifth for you too fren, I get lonely on the weekends when I can't talk to you guys

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Must be tiresome, not to mention the herpes treatment bills.

Fifth for jew

Should I just go all in on FNGD?

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First for short DKS

Luv u 2

What would a post SHTF stock market look like? I imagine it would include hiring private investigators to follow your debtors together with using laminated contracts saying "I own five of your sheep, and two of your apple trees"

You don't need a stock market when all the economies are local.

So, the real redpill is that there won't be a SHTF, sorry. Just gradual but unstoppable American decline, similar to Russia in the 90s, followed by the hub of world commerce moving to wherever it moves to

Canned food and bullets are a fantastic investment once the systems that produce them are no longer present. Dry grain and water purification systems are also a strong buy.

Also this, the worst apocalypse is for none to occur. We're just headed into a half century of slow lowering of standards and gradual decay of established norms and institutions until we die.

I think Americans hate each other enough for the US to Balkanize, or at least become a commie hellhole like Argentina.

>digits
not yet i guess

First for JC Penny squeeze is over

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Bang!

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I think cigarettes and freeze dried veggies are good too. People need their vitamins and their fix, but what I meant was, you could finance a farmer by say, giving him however much of the local currency is needed to let him fix his barn, fuel his tractor, etc. By buying say his apple tree or 12 sheep or whatever and selling it back when he can afford it, or selling those sheep to another trader.

What would a portfolio centered around potatoes look like?
All Idaho companies
Peru ETF
Poland ETF
Ireland ETF
Russia ETF
Fertilizer companies
Potato futures

Remember to Giddy Up on Vol
More of big tech earnings are coming up again.

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Is it just me or would life be much better and have more meaning if things were back in the 1600s or so level of technology? I feel like the value of hard work would be better appreciated. I don't have much experience farming, etc., but I think I'd love it a lot more than this iGeneration.

I think that if nuclear bombs had never been invented, this would have happened already

You're forgetting things like antibiotics and refrigerators and shit

Don't get me wrong, the tech boom has probably been terrible for humanity, but you wouldn't catch me going back to 1700 in a time machine, they had fucking smallpox back then

The tech industry needs to burn in a trash fire.

As someone working at Merck, I advise you to pay attention to any Keytruda related news. It is performing really well, so it might help you invest. I know jack shit about markets, but I can tell you that this drug is working wonders against specific types of cancer.
It is one of the reasons why the FDA is approving it for other cancer types in such short times.

BUY GOLD AND SILVER

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There’s definitely a strong argument to be made that technology combined with a lot of aspects of modernity significantly degrades the human experience and is psychologically damaging to people. That being said, 99% of men today are straight up bitchboys compared to any that would exist in a traditional society. I guarantee you’d actually hate the rigors of agrarian life if you actually had to go back. But then again, that’s just because we’ve been ill-conditioned to exist outside our current system.

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I really am a 30 year old boomer...

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Does anyone here own land that they want to have managed? I already have a little experience in forestry and a two year degree. Working on a bachelor's degree. I would literally only charge you like 0.5% of any money you make on a timber sale and guarantee you a healthy forest in the end. I need some practice. A professional consulting forester would charge you 3% as a reference.

ACET makes various potato accessories, dipped recently too.

Anyone here try algo trading?

I feel like the inevitable poverty tier zoomed population will become more dependant on Taters. It's probably good to go long on them with a 5 year outlook.

Zoomer*

Looks like 'tatos are almost at an ATH. I'd wait for a famine to buy in.

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Why? Do you have any logical reason. Don't give me some doomsday bs.

Or wait, the price would rise during a famine. We need a better harvest.

If I was a shinyrocks investor I'd probably go for platinum right now, it's been oversold vs gold for years. PPLT

But fuck the shiny rocks. If you think the market is going down buy TVIX like a man

I'm looking forward to the day that I gaze on my estate watching the cryptofags toiling in my beet fields. I think I will limit their diet to a watery porridge. Their nutrition will of course be supplemented by the bugs they pick off of my plants.

STOCK MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH 2018 END OF YEAR. IT'S HIGHLY LEVERAGED. CHINESE ARE DEFAULTING THEIR BONDS. AND STOCKS ARE JUST THEMSELVES OVERVALUED. BUY GOLD OR CRYPTO IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED THE NEXT DECADE

Stocks aren't valued based on Chinese bond purchases you cryptofag

Go look at what GLD does every time the market crashes you tard

holding tvix long term is like suicide though

I imagine them bickering to themselves about golden bull runs

Well yeah, buy it when it's low and sell when it jumps

what level of tvix could one consider, "low"?
how low can you go?

Post crash I'll go full /power potato portfolio/ + Adobe + Microsoft
Literally unstoppable!

Hasbro will gap up a lot
screenshot this

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If I just buy puts on everything big5guy suggests to buy, will I become a billionaire ?

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based

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Next week predictions:

Tilray will have a significant retrace. Potential short opportunity. I pulled out the majority of my position today. Wish it had been a larger position to begin with but so it goes.

Canopy and Aurora likely to have oversold bounces. They may be small bounces but worthwhile if you swing or day trade. Sector will probably follow along as it usually does.

I am increasingly wary of small cap growers in the sector. If they haven't secured supply deals or have associations with the larger LPs, I think they're all in big trouble. If you wanna dick around with small caps I suggest cannabis biopharma or nutraceutical OTC kinda outfits or, at the very least, choose US based small cap growers. Except for ISOL. ISOL a shit.

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No

Yes

Replace Microsoft+apple with enslaved crypto fags, and that would literally be my portfolio

Woke

lmao I warned you phaggots yesterday the Brazil hyperbull was starting now BRZU is up 10% today stay poor

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Same with EBR, but the bull hasn't stopped. It's independent of the current bear market

besides snuff films, what does brazil produce that is valuable?

Favela quality Coke, Amazon fed beef, and Bandas. I would Unironically move there if it wasn't an Orwellian state

post your daily change.

-$725.56

got any calls/shares?

+392.75
get in on that silver dip

-21.40$

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

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-190.00

Watched my LCI calls expire worthless

How's Dogecoin treating you?

Not when I lose 4$ in the same blip of time

>bought MGM around 28.50

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the hotel company, or Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer?

the ticker, so the casino/hotel management corp

How did LCI do today guys?

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LCI has no support. That thing could go down to $10. I have no idea where the bottom is now.

Why is the spread on LCI puts so big?

Hmmmm Interesting. Well that’s just a shame

-133.58 (-0.55%)
Biggest decliners: LB, MU, and DRUS

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I sold all my index funds at 24.5k will I ever buy in cheaper?

Hodl my friend. Never sell

I sold fucking everything. I'm firing a gun in my mouth. Bye everyone.

have a nice night pal!

A nice dab might make you feel better.

Nißßa we finna be dabbin like KANGZ tommorow when dat green come rollin in!

-Sent from boost mobile

*dabs*

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Can you be my live in personal assistant? I need someone to punch me whenever I start fapping or get stuck shitposting on 4chin

You got that right.

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*dabs on you*

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FUCK, i wish this was earlier.

Hasbro is increasing the cost of Magic the gathering booster boxers, not to customers but to the distribution channels. This is almost a 100% confirmation of a terrible earnings report.

My puts are too small for having this news. FUCK. Anyway, chance of hasbro disaster monday ER just went up 2x.

Nope

Good morning /smg/
How did your red day go?

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A loss of 21.40$
All in all, not too bad

Are you actually unironically holding a 3x leveraged ETF?

i dont have green or red days, only gold and silver

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+0,04 thank you BAC

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im up 50%

up 1.5% thanks to tesla short. down 66% in options because robinhood fucked me by considering 3 trades I made in a cash account as day trades so I was left holding a bag of QQQ calls overnight.

>blames his broker for his mismanagement
user...

bodcast when

I guess I should just know that robinhood uses its own special rules for what it considers a margin account and a day trade.