/brit/

the beard was a really good move for alex
he looks great

if they were that good they wouldn't be provisional

You on about Celtic, mate? Don't really follow football.

correct pronunciation i.e. not done by a southern or northern mong would be
>burminam

>wan shuggah, don't sturr it

what the absolute fuck is this niggy shite

>$1175 a month for a shoebox

Why is the couch pointed at the sink? Wheres the tv?

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never seen silence of the lambs, worth a punt?

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Mfuuuuck...really need me a haircut

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Wouldn't worry about no acid attacks in Cork to be honest. It probably happens in Dublin now and again. Mainly an English thing though.

youtu.be/CrcFR1bYdEk

>couch
FOY

churchtoil on the morrow

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instagram.com/p/BvMz8S3AVwG/

Oh dear!

might spaff out the window

Yes, Anthony Hopkins is brill

ah yes a strange balding man pretending to be a girl

lmaoooooo

should be 100% because the act of chopping off your cock or rearranging your lady bits is suicide. its suicide for you as well as y our genetic line

yeah think he was just mental and/or drunk
he passed the mate i was with before screaming at people to fuck off

Probably out of his mind on drugs. Fucking junkies man.

Utterly grim
Its like that picture posted the other day where they do a skin graft on his arm for the makeshift minge or penis or whatever and then they skin graft his leg for his arm

Butchered freaks

good for the soul though innit

Oh... hey, Morty... you're up late
I'm a little bit tipsy hahah whoopsie, come and have a drink with your Mommy

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wearing my Guinness shirt lads

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>tfw still go to youth service even though I'm in college and everyone else is in highschool

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bet there's tons of zoomers who wank to rick and morty porn

Bigoted cunt

forget that the shower and the bog are in the same room as the kitchen

honestly some sort of eldritch horror at work here. these things are demons. they represent everything that is hedonistic, perverse, repulsive, vile, corruptive, decadent, selfish, wicked.
and they're utterly convinced that they're the good guys, and everything that is pure or traditional or normal in society is evil

is terry really gone?

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4th takeaway of the week ordered

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There is a punchable jaw if I've ever seen one.

Yeah lad they all hang out in /co/

for me it's 6teen

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showdurr

Can't wait to go back to the quintessential model of a traditional family where your dad is a pigeon, mom is a 14 y/o virgin and your adoptive father is a proud cuc k

you've lost it mate

MU is such garbage. Barcelona will completely destroy and humiliate them.

Hahahaha

might 3D print a gf

some runts outside asda tried getting me t go to their church. saying they were doing a concert tomorrow night.

i said why should i go?
they said because we're all born with original sin!
i said but i barely remember anything from when i was born, surely whatever i did back in the womb i can't be held to account for?
they said it wasn anterior sin stemming from adam that has run through mankind.
i said but i am not even the same person now than i was a moment ago (denying the inherent existence of self), how can something run thorugh mankind like that?
they said that human beings are an eternal thing that are inborn with sin.
I asked what is a human being then?
they said you know the answer.
i said no reiterate.

should i go on or are you lot bored of this?

toilberg has just purchased another summer home. says this one's just for his dogs

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Think I might go for a choweurr

fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK

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renting out my studio flat in king's heath lads
right next to the hare & hounds - any takers?

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you lost me at asda

not a word

>Bigoted cunt

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fell asleep three times reading the first word

>hare & hounds

you british fuckers are so quaint at times

I don't know what it is. Maybe the way she has he head tilted. Lined up for a perfect shot. Imahine hitting her right near the back of her jaw before it curls up the her ear. You'd snap it I reckon.

yeah me for free

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drinks with friends toil beckoning

really can't be arsed with going but there we are. probably jsut have 2 drinks then walk home.

youtube.com/watch?v=3R3-YwDZrzg

charitable assertion given the other outlandishly extreme shit I imagine they're watching given the honestly frightening way online porn has gone atp

fuck em I'll read it aye

some runts outside asda tried getting me t go to their church. saying they were doing a concert tomorrow night.

i said why should i go?
they said because we're all born with original sin!
i said but i barely remember anything from when i was born, surely whatever i did back in the womb i can't be held to account for?
they said it wasn anterior sin stemming from adam that has run through mankind.
i said but i am not even the same person now than i was a moment ago (denying the inherent existence of self), how can something run thorugh mankind like that?
they said that human beings are an eternal thing that are inborn with sin.
I asked what is a human being then?
they said you know the answer.
i said no reiterate.

should i go on or are you lot bored of this?

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CHOWDUH

SAY IT FRENCHY

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what

think the neighbor died

>oh no i have friends
ungrateful shit

why are you going then if you're such a party pooper?

blog on

Do not worship evil like in OP.

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friends are rubbish. all people are boring cunts

i want one of those vapid boytoys that superstar artists used to have in the 1960s

a hot young thing who just lounges around my swish mayfair apartment all day and lets me do my own thing, but then when i come home he is there to chat to and give me cuddles/buttslaps

dont like coming back home to an empty apartment lads, dont like it one bit

anxiety and other related mental illnesses playing up

GOD i wish that were me

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can't stand cunts who say 'nike' like 'bike' and then try to reason that because they are spelt the same they are pronounced the same
it's almost like these retards have zero knowledge of greek mythology

For me, it's Med girls

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would trade One gf for all the friends in the world

Imagine spending 3 months spamming cats everyday

>anxiety and other related mental illnesses

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I want to be on the beach right now too, as a dog or as a stupid whore or myself.

>it's almost like these retards have zero knowledge of greek mythology

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love orion, love hephaestus, simple as

more like 2 years

same but an irish clover named saoirse

not everyone can go see the statue in the louvre everyday lad

>mental illnesses

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it's been like four years

>Depression
>Bipolar

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Bought a razor set from Harry's because fuck Gillette. Very good quality desu and nicely presented

>you just gotta be confident bro

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fart loading lads.

How do you pronounce Adidas lads? For me? Adeedis

now THIS is the dream

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