How can I become a gigolo?

How can I become a gigolo?

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workout to get a ottermode body.
dress nice. massimo dutty is enough
go to hotel rooftop sunset party
start conversations with rick women (or men, depends on your market)
make them clearly understand from the begining that you are a giggolo.

> excuse me mum, are you rick?

Develop a taste for Faygo and facepaint
hang around trailer parks and other white trash ghettos

Be hot and make women understand you're one.

>G'day to you m'lady, fancy playing a match of UNO with this humble gigolo, ay?
Okay what next?

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You've inspired me. I will begin running again to reach ottermode. I will also throw away my clothes with holes in it and start wearing my nicer clothes. I do not want to be a giggolo though, I just want to bang mature women.

just b urself

why would you want to bang older women when younger ones have all the juice. if you are a real man you don't go for any woman over 29

Truth right here user.

Kek

how do you go from leonardo di caprio to this?

>start conversations with rick women

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és portugues caralho?

He probably fell for the "experienced" womeme, spread by desperate dried up roasties (and idiots).

>red knees

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>over 29
try over 22

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works every time

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Only nonloser in this thread.

under rated

I unironcally like older women because they have looser vags that don't hurt my thick peepee. I wish I could get lucky and find a younger girl with a naturally huge pussy, not just a loose one from being a roastie.

What’s a gigolo?

IeI

Clearly the only one who understands the question here.