Post your favorite country

Post your favorite country.

Mine's Denmark, I wish I was Danish every day of my life.

They have the best culture, the most beautiful women, the coolest history, and the biggest dicks. Please accept me, Denmark. Please be my friend.

Why are Danish people so *CUTE*?

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I don't know which country is my favorite, but you're my favorite poster today.

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user you may be brain damaged

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Ugly swamp countries needs love too

t. Felix Kjellberg

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What is Danish culture?

Vive la France!

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If Felix and Marzia had a son perhaps

Sweden

Drugs, prostitution, and treachery.

Netherlands

butthurt non-Danes

imperialism, degeneracy and pigfucking

t. sc*Nian "nondane"

Wish I was born Estonian....,......

I am Goth not Scanian

Poland.

I have an extremely warped view of Polish people due to coincidentally only ever meeting very pleasant Poles who were phenomenal in every aspect. Highly intelligent and artistic, but also virile men. Very attractive too, I should mention. Beautiful, exotic language. Good music. Also winged hussars look cool, and I enjoy reading about Polish history.

I miss my Polish ex-e-bf and no one could replace him...

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Hi :3

i love all nordic countries please be my friend

Our dearest enemies and secretly the ones we look up to (and I'm sure the feeling is mutual in some ways)

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Du er en hyggelig fyr

I really like France. Especially Alsace!

I like France too, and I like *you* too.

t. Norgay

Based and orangepilled

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i don't have a favorite country, but if robots forced me to move to some country, it would be Switzerland

Thanks, friend. You seem nice too.

My favourite country is Ukraine. I will move to Kyiv when I finish college.

Finland. I was there two times, kindest people :D

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Imagine being born in the Czech Republic and growing up there.

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Wish I was born Slovenian

Do you really?

Nature and climate seem a lot better in Slovenia and quality of life are probably better there.

>quality of life are probably better there.
*is probably better there

But you get self driving buses

Based. Denmark is the closest thing to utopia there is and is my go-to country when I look for models for my politics. But change women to boys.

You got called "Ryssa" 1 time instead of 10?

hey bong no offense here but why does literally every other european country have better scenery than your isles?

But they didn't call me "ryssa".

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Mine is Tirol. The rest of Austria comes in close second

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That was just some experiment. The only self-driving car I know here is this meme car that roams around my campus.
Denmark is a bit too utopian I think. You get the feeling that they are hiding something.

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In all my travels my favorite place to go had been Russia, always relatively quiet and respectful, like there’s a mutual understanding of how you’re supposed to act. If any Russians noticed that I was a foreigner, they were never rude enough to call me out for it, maybe something about solidarity. But Russia is my favorite. Biggest qualm with it is the lack of gun rights, but that’s mainly a problem because of the business that I run

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i just invented a new drink and its fucking amazing

1 reg sized drinking glass
1 part Jack Daniels Fire
3 parts Koldskål
Give it some kick, the koldskål masks the alcohol fantastically but keeps all the flavours, like baileys but 10x better

Oh, and you can add a splash of light or heavy cream too

Du er ikke helt god, du.

I would love to have a drink with you, friend.

Kan du ikke tåle en sjus ahmed?

What about the Netherlands?

I mean, I think the Netherlands looks pretty quaint. Nice windmill aesthetic, lot of water.

To be fair though, Britain does have that grimy medieval aesthetic that a lot of video games draw from.

Vil helst ikke dǿ av alkoholforgiftning i min beste alder, ellers takk.
Jeg er forǿvrig etnisk norsk og bor i Bergen, fǿr du begynner å sitere Mein Kampf til meg.

England is known worldwide for its quaint villages

Netherlands, so far I love it here.

People are nice, optimistic, smiling. also bike lanes everywhere.
also DUDELMAO

Ehh, I don't know if they compare to the French or German/Austrian/Swiss villages.

>alkoholforgiftning
k e k

Ok?

Er forgiftning å regnes som humor i Danmark? Jbs?

What the fuck are you talking about? Britain is fucking beautiful and much better looking than most flat European countries

Where are you from?

(Dutch villages are also better looking)

Hello

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lyder som om du er bitter
blev du ikke inviteret til skolefesterne?

south korea, good food and cool language

What in the fuck?

Britain is a plain ass country. It's mostly flat as well, maybe some hills.

Compared to mountainous countries like Norway, Austria, Switzerland, swampy ones like Denmark/Holland, and overall castle-drenched ones like Germany and France it just doesn't compare. None of the castles are nearly as fanciful, but barring that, the actual nature of Britain is just super dull and plain and drab. Germany and France are much more mountainous and colorful looking.

You have shit taste mate.

You're a Jew, your opinion doesn't even matter.

Yes it does
Be quiet

t. Proud 1/8th Dutchman

Denmark and Netherlands have shit-tier nature desu, they're nice countries but in terms of nature they are probably the worst in Europe. Britain doesn't have a huge amount of nature but they have amazing highlands and the lake district.

No it doesn't, you slimy kike.

I'm not Dutch. Don't resort to low quality retorts

I dunno. I don't think Denmark and the Netherlands can be worse than Britain.

I mean, the Netherlands certainly isn't worse.

>I mean, the Netherlands certainly isn't worse.
Isn´t the Netherlands just farms, towns and cities?

>Calls someone who disagrees with him a kike
>Don't resort to low quality retorts

It's just a fact, there is not even any place to hunt in Denmark and the Netherlands. Denmark is comy af though.

I see you are a Sven Scandiboo like myself. Danish music, movies, tv series, you name it. Even the shit I have to see/listen to, like Nynne. Big football fan and I watch all Danish NT matches in a 1992 replica shirt and everything. I've actually looked into immigrating to Denmark but it's really hard and also pretty expensive.

Are the the same American who got cucked into staying in the UK for 7 years?

But he is a kike, I'm not actually Dutch

>Isn´t the Netherlands just farms, towns and cities?

That is what every single country is composed of.

Doesn't matter you're still trying to disparage his opinion though name calling

>That is what every single country is composed of.
Most European countries have some wild places left like forests, bogs, and marshes. Most of Denmark is just covered with endless farms.

Wales

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Shame on all of you. Allow me to be the first to say: none other than my own.

As with our water, nature in Holland tends to be "designed". There is a large natural landscape in the center of Holland but other than that, natural areas tend to be small and regulated, both the plant life and the animals are relocated or monitored. Holland is tiny and with our ridiculous obsession to grow our own food, it is indeed true that outside of the cities it's mostly farm land.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veluwe