Is there anyone here who is ACTUALLY 30+ on Jow Forums...

Is there anyone here who is ACTUALLY 30+ on Jow Forums? I refuse to believe that anyone that old would be wasting what little precious time they have left on this Earth on this dumpster fire of an image board.

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I am 14, invested all my 50$ in Link and post all day memes

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Check 30 year old boomer here

>little precious time
I consider some 30-60ish years a bit more than that.

Found the 30 year old in denial about his own mortality

>38

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>16
>50$
how are things in botswana?

If he's in Botswana, it would be a miracle to even reach age 30 so this thread doesn't apply to him

oh, i'm gonna die alright. just not any time soon.

Heh, give it up, gramps. Isn't your family worried about you?

>he thinks young people today will live very long

Get a load of this boomer

>41
I browse Jow Forums over muh caffeine. While my 4 huwite kids wake up. I make them watch 80-90s TV shows when Im around. Watching fucking Geordi on Reading Rainbow right now.

31 yo boomer here OP. What do you wanna know?

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Do you take finasteride for your hair loss, enlarging prostate, or both?

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Still have a full head of hair and no prostate issues. My life is actually bretty gud desu

>I’m young so it’s ok to waste my life.

>once I get to an age when I’m too old to do that, ill start being mature and not do it anymore.

>I’ll actually do that

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>kid detected

He would be the king of his village with that much cash

Kek lots of Boomers aren't even living to 70. Theres been an epidemic the past 10 years of lots of white people dying in their 50's and 60's. Google deaths of despair.

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>38
I don't browse here because, as soon as I turned 30, I realized I'm gonna die soon so I should stop browsing Jow Forums and spend what little time I have left doing some other random shit that won't matter once I'm dead.

> 45
> Made almost $100K off RaiBlocks that was shilled early here
> Made $2K just during the last few days listening to idiots shilling FOMO3D

I've made more from people shilling shit here in the last 8 months than from 8 years on Bogleheads financial forum.

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>37yo ghost
I am already dead, joke is on you OP.

28yr old boomer here. Getting there.

30 year old boomer here crypto is our last chance saloon

I'm on /sci/ since 2008, also browse /lit/ and some Jow Forums. Had a /tv/ phase aroudn 2010 and since last year I'm here.
I woke up to a sloppy blowjob by a 19 year old today (thx tinder), so I think I'm doing fine.

t. 33yo b

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31, its thanks to this forum I've learned so much....oh wait, no. But I do enjoy the meme's....not much else to do in life, fella. Keep making more money until that day finally comes.

>what are oldfags

37 yr old gen Xer (boomer) checking in

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33yo boomer checking in. happy with my 9to5 job and a strong portfolio. if it moons ill retire to some Caribbean island

40 years old. /biz was a useful place for tips during the bullrun. No idea why I am still here but being around you striplings makes me feel young. Also, I get a kick from having to hide my computer screen from my wife, so she doesn't see all the weird shit that gets posted here.

lol 29yo boomer here. The same thing happens with my girlfriend when we are on the couch