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Free Palestine

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u aren't british

Fuck lads haven't got my wank license.

Ew, get out of my country sandnigger and duke it out with the kikes in your middle-eastern sandbox

he's using a vpn, he's a Canadian schizophrenic Neo-Nazi

Any advice on becoming more comfortable with my sexuality?

showed my porn licence at the club and the bouncers just laughed at me

yeah i'm based

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Wank man just issued me an on the spot fine for wanking without license

bent freak

Anyone actually found any porn sites blocked yet? Mine are all working normally

sick of being fat. help me /brit/

height is 6'2" btw

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Wear a butt plug.

because the rorkiepops establishment cant make exploitative profit if it is acknowledged

wank man issued me a fine for sending nudes to danish gf I bought from the store
feeling down

they look like the bad guys in teenage mutant ninja turtles

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You were supposed to lift lmfao you look like a pancake now bruva

you bought a danish gf?

I'm 5'7

Got nicked for wankpass avoidance
Looking at a 2 stretch

yeah, she’s a real stunner
say hi

gtfo

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hey i just had an idea
i really like the idea of debating and i love arguing with people at parties, but i hate politics and find people who care about politics insufferable.
so why dont they make a debating society where very clever people have very stupid arguments?

arguing over dumb shit like
>This house believes eggs are the best food"
>"This house belives Missionary is the best sex position"
>"This house believes that fucking a clone of yourself is gay"
>"This house believes that debating societies should declare the worst argument to be the winner"
>"the house believes moustaches will come back in style in the next 20 years"
etc etc

whaddya reckon?
think i could get any other students to sign up to this idea?

hva mener du?
nei har dansk kjaereste ankommet

What exactly is the process for obtaining a "porn pass" anyway?
You actually have to call up some guy and tell him you want to wank lmao

yosephi on the left

Start lifting heavy from now

jeg mener
det er fedt du prover, men du kan inta snakka dansk

Not gay but there are times when I'm watching straight porn and i'm more turned on by the male in it so I basically just want over him

you're definitely not attractive nor intelligent, so what makes you based?

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canot reckon why a school would have a house dedicated to creating evil wizards

my good looks and based personality

Pales(((stein)))

Weird how you can actually tell he's retarded by looking at him.
FAS maybe. Cerebral Palsy?

This poster has never put his dick into a minge

till when?

I'd sign up user

Haven't you heard of wharton?

I didn't understand what you said in English
no danish gf has arrived here

forever
it keeps getting delayed
it's never happening
it's impossible to properly enforce

He is extremely good looking and supremely based

Holy fuck dude I remember you from the /fat/ threads on Jow Forums back in 2017
you've done well for yourself, mate. Pretty based, I have to say

No news yet, just "delayed", it's not been activated. Probably because there's to real way to actually do it

why dont you have a pull up bar in the doorway to your room lads? every time you walk in or out, do 5 or so pull ups. Have done about 500 pull ups in the last two weeks by doing this. Barely feels like any effort either. Literally no excuse to be a fat weak slob.

she is the gf you utter moron
jog on lad

I don't think anyone realises how many websites there are

What did he mean by this

I reckon you are stupid and it's a stupid idea
But there are lots stupid people who think they are smart who want to argue about things
Mostly children
But like you still potentially have lots of candidates.
Why not. It's not as if you'd ever be smart enough to contribute anything to a real discussion.

there's no girls on /brit/

is this Sicily?

the gf won't stop texting me lads
been going for hours

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listen to my calls sammy

>How many websites are there? According to the Netcraft January 2018 Web Server Survey, there are 1,805,260,010 (over 1.8 billion) websites. There are over 1.5 billion websites on the world wide web today. Of these, less than 200 million are active.
Not that many

have one in the door to my en suite instead x

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT YOU TO THINK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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not anymore

stupid buger

no that's his mother

Based and redpilled
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>Kuwait
low key based

actually gets really complex and interesting the more you play on 2bh

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brave

please be in canterbury

lads pornhub still works wtf?

alri ashens

really? does it eventually become a non-dogshit game?

The coin? Yeah accumulating

I have a japanese game and watch. reminds me of that

(Unironically) gas all fags and trannies

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thanks m8
still look terrible but I'm just glad I don't feel like shit all the time now

might touch myself to abella anderson getting fucked up the ass
might not

You look better by a factor of 10
Now start lifting

Wow intriguing
Do tell us the intricacies of a calculator technology based childs game
You insufferable mong

>muh retro gaming
top cringe

had a zelda one back in the day
must be worth sumfink like £200 quid now

CANTERBURY MENTIONED

actually think I know the lad on the left there

Reckon the weird kinks will cost more for a porn pass? Like incest costs more than the basic and scat porn is in the top tier?

And the basic package only includes Lisa Ann and fake titty lesbian porn?

>Gaming

>all the good nasheeds are banned on kiketube
some bullshit

shit for brains post

retro gaming is unbelievably based

it’ll be like cable tv lad
we’ll need to sign up for sky porn lesbo

using my dole money to pay for a wank pass

BLACKED will be part of the basic package and you can use it as a tax write off

basically yeah

The government are going to be paying MindGeek to produce all of the porn they produce
Lmao