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Have king prawn and chicken paella for the toil luncheon today.

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fucking hell you got me there
good april fools

OH SHIT TURN ON BBC NEWS 24 RIGHT NOW
ah ha april fools

>paella

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don't scare us like that lad

YES
i got the frog
600+ points, me
making big strides with this perk gimmick lads🐸

did your mind go to queenie or attenborough?

Thailad have you ever been to a socalled expat meetup?

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just directionless random panic, may need to sit in the bath with a cornetto.

yes
YES
the frog is out🐹

👌

no I just go to the pub if I want to talk to foreigners.

do you get ladyboys in little fishing villages n that or is it only in bangkok and pattaya?

don't like thainonce at all
never have never will

Will post nipples for likes

❤️

everywhere

>You need to wait a while before doing this again (21s left)
sit tight user
likes coming your way

He’s literally the only good poster /brit/ has ever produced

Kate Bush

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could have went pro for west ham if it wasn't for my dodgy knee

sounds like a cat being strangled

🐰

I didn't even ask for all these likes

Kathoey are an old cultural thing in Thailand not some modern cosmopolitan shit

bebo love for bebo love

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could've been an adventurer aswell lad

settled down now have we?
finished our little tantrum?

Must be some saw a trannie in the quiet little market town near me one time.

they can smell big white cocks from miles away and will come to you

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like button smasher🐀

daddy found the vomit cup

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blog on

poo nigger? more of a poo willie man myself.

need a self harming gf

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based bangkok 112

librarian has asked me to put a jacket on because im wearing a Sex Pistols tshirt with a swastika on it and someone has complained

grr

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was wondering if that was him

i'm not 100% but it looks like his style

even lesser niggers this way
and more talking cats

blog on uggers

Don't get the gender fluid hate. Nowt wrong with transitioning to your real gender, mate. Wind your neck in, bigot

gonna marry that girl
yeah no matter what you say

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your arms have the definition of a flump

then I shall continue to wonder.

haha there's a willie

good t shirt
have a like

Why the fuck do you have a pen in you collar

alexa...

alexa...

pp-p-p-play... despacito... full volume...

your mum's a flump

only one more Grand Tour episode for the year :(

Come join me on reddit

👌

don't know why I can't watch this, it's good.. very good, obviously big budget, but it's no top gear.

need a breeding sow gf

i have a bigger penis on my shirt

Mark got unlimited data, simply epic
youtube.com/watch?v=sxEhQh8AvFU

How do you like a post?

Having palak paneer

poo on it

there's a like button in the top right if you're not
a. on phone
b. using Jow Forums x (or similar)

Well the way that we're living
Is all take and no giving
There's nothing to believe in
The loudest mouth will hail the new-found way
TO BE KING FOR A DAY

just got these

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come to the library and say that to my face, skunt

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you should be arrested

grim
why dont u have any hair either? are you low test?

You can like on a phone if you switch to landscape mode

Just hit 50 subscribers on youtube, on my way to internet fame.

I'm not a woman👌

Mummy makes the best food

Lads, please, stop all the competition

We're mates here

post channel?

i didn't know that cheers

link me up senpai

What's my score

how many points for the dinosaur lads i think i'm nearly there

I am a real american

hit me up when u end up on kiwi farms

I knew most of you were social media addicts who for some reason come here as well. this april fools has proved that. look at these twats liking stuff and posting their social "scores"

Thinking of going to america and pretending to be African American

wish i could get involved in all these shenanigans but i refuse to not use Jow Forums x & oneechan (unweeb'd)

Rather not post it here desu, there's already a few weirdos in the comments, one guy in particular...

Haven't touched social media since forever

SOONER OR LATER
Your legs give way and hit the ground
SAVE IT FOR LATER
don't run away and let me down

-64

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finally got 2 subscribers on my youtube channel
the youtube play button came this morning

fair