fifty eggs edition
/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends
Tyler Wright
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Hudson Thomas
wake up edition
Logan Hughes
bump
Michael Ross
bump
Evan White
too early finna 404
Ethan Richardson
FIFTY BUMPS EDITION
Nathaniel Bailey
>White eggs
Joseph Ward
ok bumb
Aaron Foster
was actually thinking about cool hand luke this morn. hmmm
*sips*
Hunter Gomez
Been peeing in the sink since December ama
Logan Watson
I bet you ate eggs
Levi Peterson
thats nasty.
I didn't but I have about a dozen boiled eggs in the refrigerator
Bentley Russell
Not if you aim directly for the hole and wash your hands over it afterwards
I don't have toilets in my room and it be cold in the hallways at 2 a.m
Isaac Carter
looks like mosquitoes hate dubstep.
that's a bummer.
Jose Mitchell
has macon appeared yet
Nathaniel Bennett
we think he died.
David Edwards
yeah me too
Ryder Reyes
we miss the lad; The Jewel of Georgia.
Easton Ortiz
>he doesn't just piss out the window
Mason Ross
Does it work non-shitty electronic music
Jaxon Hall
no, but I'm pretty sure dubstep repels all kinds of life on earth.
Daniel Davis
dabs on macons grave and spits
Hudson Bell
Based
Gavin Cruz
I like this joke
Gavin Cox
I watched Cool hand luke for the first time the other day, it was great film and it gave me feels
youtu.be
William Collins
it will do that indeed. Paul Newman was good in that role.
Josiah Taylor
i killed penman and macon
Colton Ward
fuk u
Elijah James
Quite rude of you to do that if you don't mind my saying
Asher Murphy
>Quite BASED of you to do that if you don't mind my saying
thanks
Xavier Lewis
Nou
Cooper Morales
check out my hedgehog🐰
Asher Cooper
test💯
Isaac Gonzalez
i, too, like to keep my water bill cheap
Blake Perry
huh i didn't expect that one
Josiah Morgan
This reminds me of the guy who had folders and folders of tiles to "excite" himself with.
Also test😃
Caleb Price
are hogs a problem where you live, /dixie/?
Thomas Anderson
no i dont think they are
Adam Cox
They are a problem everywhere and a blight on the south.
Kayden Nelson
yeah the NIGGERS are lmao
Brandon Torres
People are foretelling that they will be in like 10-20 years, but I think our winters are too harsh for us to ever end up being Texas tier.
Michael Cook
>Macon dead
>/gsg/ still won't fuck off
epic and based and everycolorpilled
Ethan Taylor
It's the curse of the Jawjan. His autism lives on among us through his peers.
Robert Murphy
>everycolorpilled
uhhhhhhhhh die fag
*guns you down like the degenerate u r*
Nathaniel Smith
Daniel Adams
what's with this no anime meme anyways
other generals love anime(i think....)
Logan Jackson
Anime generally correlates with annoying low quality posts like what happens in /cum/. Keeping anime out means that we're only moderately terrible as opposed to being completely terrible.
Eli Watson
it attracts the wrong kind of people here. a trend of low quality posters. Imagine we are a restaurant and its our policy to require a suit jacket to dine.
Gavin Green
well i think you're wrong but on the other hand i dont doubt at all that animeposters elsewhere on Jow Forums are awful too
i think Jow Forums as a whole is one of the worst boards and "y'all" should just kill yourselves already, but i guess its fine if you want to "differentiate" yourselves from the rest of the trash, although being elitist in this trashcan is a bit of a joke
Jeremiah Cook
>Jow Forums
never heard of it
Daniel Robinson
>"y'all" should just kill yourselves already
Owen Watson
also every time i come here its dead as fuck and sometimes it just drops off the board how do you even manage to exist lamo
William Hughes
@103620043
That was almost polite. Almost. Just as you almost communicated in full sentences. Almost, but no punctuation. 'Bout what I expect from an anime poster.
Don't fret Albert. He's stinky. He goes about anime like a dog rolling in a pile of shit.
Christian Martin
nobody cares, go play Liquoria in your containment general
Carter King
>@
ohohoho ohahahhahaaha
Jason Morris
>wanting free (you).
Gavin Russell
Henry Bailey
wil you answer my question or not you butthurt kike
does this ever get any activity or relevant discussions or is it y'all's personal blogs
Josiah Rogers
absolute unit
Parker Barnes
thats a nice kot. is it really alberts?
Luke Hughes
probably not. My cat is also cute and doesn't really look like he belongs in my parents house but I don't want to post him.
Parker Bailey
thats a shame. have a fatty boi.
Ryan Brown
My cat is actually pretty skinny despite me feeding it banquets of dry food. Prolly cause it lives outside and hunts gophers so it's gotta stay lean.
Kevin Reyes
that will happen when they get out and run around. you have to check him for ticks? how are those up here?
Brandon Sanchez
Never mind.
Nathan Stewart
any Jow Forums man here
would it be theoretically possible to create a program that autogenerates short erotic fiction novels
Anthony Anderson
impressive
Jaxon Edwards
/dixie/ is a cat general.
Zachary Fisher
I just watch for unusual scratching. So far ticks haven't been an issue and I've had her for like 3 years. Ticks generally aren't an issue around here outside of really obvious hotspots like really dense tall grass.
Lincoln Evans
I would have to agree. we like kots.
good plan. I'm sure she would prolly groom it off anyways but its good to have someone looking out for her health.
Lincoln Garcia
I like dogs better tbqh
Ryder Allen
yes but most people here can agree cats are nice. if no one hates cats but there are a few that hate dogs in here then it would lean more towards cats just on the negative points against the poor pups. I like dogs just fine. I like most animals just fine, to be clear.
Dominic Green
I see your point.
Alexander Perry
Its my goal to have a small farm in the next 10 years. I'm also fond of honey bees. I think they have a good work ethic. animals are good company.
Owen Turner
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Gib 5
Nolan Gonzalez
Bless
Robert Barnes
thankee
Evan Baker
Rolled 1 (1d6)
Gib 5
Dominic Morgan
This dice is rigged
Wyatt Rivera
hate barking shit machines
Chase Allen
Cat crap is easily a thousand times worse than dog crap.
Charles Hughes
at least they can take a shit with out the owner
Brandon Roberts
>Wanting an animal to independently leave nuclear waste in a designated nuclear waste box in your house
David Evans
i was going to say dogs are easier to train to work for you but in general they are less clean and will roll in shit & dead things because they love the smell. but they will guard you, your property, and family.
Ian Wright
>nuclear
come on its not that much of an poison, sure dont put it in your garden
cats prefer to shit outside too so they can go outside from the hatch without you knowing
Brody Ramirez
I just get a better sense of companionship from dogs. Realistically it is pretty much totally subjective.
That's true. You can argue the same thing for dogs if they're trained though.
Cooper Brown
never seen dog sized door hatches
Blake Brown
Charles Johnson
quite rare, i presume, off lease dogs are not allowed?
Kayden Rogers
>I just get a better sense of companionship from dogs.
I've prolly had close to 20 dogs in my life. each is different in personality and level of dedication, train-ability, IQ, etc. You can get a great one or a dud (I define as just won't listen or constantly challenging you). This is also true of cats; I've had a good few in my life. They will both eat your bacon if left unattended. I think generally you get what you give. Man was meant to rule the creatures of the earth and they respond to us.
Ryan Evans
Pet doors in general are pretty uncommon out here, but when they do show up it's big ones like these. There's also no actual rules about letting your dog wander as long as it stays out of public parks and stuff. People will rightfully complain if you let your pitbull wander around a suburb full of kids tho.
This is a pretty good summary of it.
Lucas Lee
Archaeologists found the actual personal seal of a man who was briefly mentioned in the Bible.
>The tiny clay seal impression bears the Hebrew words LeNathan-Melech Eved HaMelech – which translate to “[belonging] to Nathan-Melech, Servant of the King,” the Israel Antiquities Authority announced on Sunday.
>This specific servant of the king, Nathan-Melech, is mentioned once in the Bible, in connection to the religious reforms enacted in the late 7th century B.C.E. by King Josiah.
>As part of his attempts to stamp out polytheism and centralize religious cult in the Temple, Josiah “took away the horses that the kings of Judah had given to the sun, at the entering in of the house of the Lord, by the chamber of Nathan-Melech the chamberlain, which was in the suburbs, and burned the chariots of the sun with fire.” (2 Kings 23:11)
Jaxon Rivera
Parker Ward
A like for this post is a like for the US of A
Aiden Scott
check em
Jonathan Foster
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Juan Kelly
>You will meet a dark handsome stranger
you gettin' mugged.
Noah Parker
>applel
Jonathan Bell
the black mugger cowers in fear of the strong Cobb county man
Aiden Bennett
autistic poorfag