4 guys go to prison, a rapist, a criminal, a psycho and a homo, the rapist says "if i see a cat here i will rape it till it's tired" criminal says "when it rests i will rape it till it dies" the psycho says "when it dies i will rape it till i die" the homo says "miaaaow"
Jokes thread
David Walker
Aaron Ward
130 year old man is interviewed by news channel, they ask him "tell us a good memory you have" he tells them "one time a horse from the farm was lost, me and a couple of men from the village went out to search for it, we found it and we were so happy we fucked it" the interviewer says "that is inappropriate, we can't say that on news, do you have any other story or memory that is happy ?" he says "one time a goat from the farm was lost, we searched for it and found it, and we were so happy we fucked it" the interviewer loses hope in happy stories so he says "tell us a bad or sad memory you have" the old man says "one time i was lost"
Oliver Garcia
Oh shit its Jordan Joke Poster again. Good one.
Andrew Campbell
Why is it so hard to eat vegetables?
The wheelchair
Jackson Harris
How to take a census in israel ? roll a coin down the street
Landon Jones
What do you call a smart blonde?
Golden Retriever!
Colton Anderson
How to fit 100 jews in a car ? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 95 in the ashtray.
Xavier Sanchez
How do you make copper wire?
Throw a penny in a synagogue
Joseph Cruz
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!
Jackson Wright
How do you recognize a portuguese plane?
Look for hair under the wings
Cooper Fisher
bumpin for more
Xavier Williams
why should we stop giving gay people shit?
they go and fetch their own anyway😃
Jaxson Morgan
Palestine
Isaac White
An older woman is getting into menopause which causes heart problems for her. She goes to the doctor and asks for help, he says he has a medicament for it, but it has a little testosterone in it and can have side effects. After half a year, the woman comes back to the doctor for checking and he asks if the heart problems are gone. The woman says yes, but she has a few side effects. The doctor asks what, and she says she has more hair growth than usual. The doc says that's normal because of the testosterone. The woman says it's on places she hadn't had any hair before tho. The doc asks, well, what places, the woman says: on the balls.
Jacob Rivera
how many germans does it take to switch a light bulb?
one! we are efficient and humorless :)
Angel Miller
Al Turduni is based
Connor Price
😂
Jordan Powell
A girl and a boy are in love and lay in bed together, they start petting each other. After a while the girl tells the boy that she would really like to but her woman's doctor told her she can't have sex for three weeks. The boy behaves like a true gentlman and tells her: that's not a problem, did your dentist say something as well?
Kayden Ramirez
got this one from my doctor
>what's the child between a bosnian man and a brazillian woman called?
>what?
>retardinjo
i laughed for 5 minutes, good times
Austin Johnson
kek, have a like
Jeremiah Jenkins
Las fresas por que odian el mar?
O sea, No!