Verbose edition
/cum/
Literally about to cum from looking at a video without even touching myself😃
Where my Calibros at? Let's kick our shoes off and blaze up some legal weed, and laugh at weedlet states.
Drinking kombucha and eating fruit rn
Right here
gf put the meat I was defrosting back into the freezer
Finna beat her up she she wakes up
test
having to get to work an hour earlier isn't as bad as I thought it would be, I get the office all to myself for an hour, I can take a shit in the bathroom in peace, and there's barely any traffic on the way over. and then of course I get to leave an hour earlier which is always nice, and won't have to drive in front of the setting sun anymore.
alcohol is bad bad bad
weeds not legal there that's why you fucking niggers come to colorado and overstay your welcome
weed is legal, I can literally uber to the weed store and cop any time I want
What a retarded post
Rub it in, why don't ya?
we need to build a wall
Listening to lil peep
What's on the fap menu today?
literally who
I miss lil peep bros
gimme points, bitch
You'll never get the points, pigmen.
no💢
this is the lamest Jow Forums april fools in recorded history
My favorite sex act is changing the sheets
i like it. the worst was when they combined boards🐸
Latina who I was supposed to fuck today wanted to reschedule to tomorrow
that was based
had a very weird dream
I had a dream that I kissed a cute girl
there i gave you likes. now give me!!!!
Imperial autists btfo
dios mio... la creatura...
explain
NEVER insult antonio on my watch ever again
Go on...
or what faggot
Citlalli and I matched again
Based
Sex that pussy up
Tomorrow
i aint gonna tell you
i forgot most of it already anyways
Yaaassss
tell her that her name is beautiful
I already did once
This is the second time
wait one part of it i just remembered
i was with a trans man and he told me that his cock was literally the same as a bio cock so i take a look a started criticizing his cock telling him that it wasnt like a bio cock at all
thanks, who ever liked me😃
Ya I kno
You kept us updated regularly
She cute
What about her toes and anus
Her feet weren’t ugly and her butthole was very clean and tight
It was kind of hard to get a thumb in
Love feeling that resistance
Like a tight rubber band around your thumb
Hmm yas
you killed the thread
fk makes me physically ill
Where did you find out about The Marias? This general?
this interviewer makes me cringe
youtube.com
a good friend told me about them
Which one
>that pic
yikes
test
test
Ya because I made y’all jack off LOL
sorry love girl assholes can’t help it
kys
*ahem*
king_marmar98
Proposition 64 ( 2016 )
please refer to this post
Antonio can eat a dick.
💛
The virgin Spanish name vs the Chad Nahuatl name
No hay banda, this is all a tape recording. And yet, we hear a band. If you want to hear a clarinet, listen.
is it wrong to use your roommates towel if you wash it after
cringe
You shouldn't be touching your roommates stuff to begin with unless you have permission.
Wàsh it with cum
>tfw some good cars launching this year in India but I'm not a richfag
this
we use each other's stuff all the time
i mean i guess she would like that
Roommates who get mad at you touching their stuff are cringe
Hey
Sex yourself
That's what she said.
t. doesn't have enough stuff for himself
t. infected
Roommates that go through your stuff and eat your food are niggers🐷
I agree, they should relax and assert that their stuff is not to be touched. Anger would be overreaction
Roommates who look at your personal hentai collection and cum into your cum sock are yikes.
Did that yesternight and tomorning
Hello autist
Having “your” food is cringe
Having a communal fridge is better
Roommates who steal your mein kampf and gas the jews are okay
what is your caste
Nice one
buy your own food leech
You aight, white boy.
I'm a car by cast
Unless you give me money for groceries that food is not yours and you need to keep your grubby hands off of it🐷
If you don't buy a mini fridge and have it in your room and store all your food and drinks in it you only have yourself to blame
Arigatou, oniisan
i don't believe in Rome
i'm a Rome denier
We grocery shop together and split the bill :)
The virgin mini fridge vs the chad ice dispensing kitchen refrigerator.
Citlalli asked me if I wanted to get lunch with her today
We have both
Mini fridge is for alcohol
>having to buy a separate fridge just to hide your food like a squirrel
Just find less nog tier roommates
>that passive aggressive :)
Remember when you were a right winger homophobe?
which nigga got 2k to drop on a fridge man