/brit/

what is it with asian people and escalators edition

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first post now like

that someone being me
the strigil being my tongue

Life is actually quite long

janman is not going to like this op

if i post a funny picture will you lads give it a like?

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I think to fill the yank of some megayachts it's like 8 million

Have you ever eat arse before?

GET HIM JANNY

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

really want to quit drinking but what am I supposed to do at the weekend? sip on orange juice while my mates have pints?

Hate the bankers
Hate the film producers

looks like a doll

outdoor activities etc

This is what I imagine you virgins with +100 points to look like

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Open the borders

like this post or you're gay

Why would you quit drinking?

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worked for me but I go out maybe once a month to a pub

Suck on my cock and watch me demolish your mum in bed all day

yes and the other way around
just a one time thing don't fancy seconds

103630125
suck my cock or else you're gay

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Some real brainlets over there

here's the funny picture lads

I actually went to school with these lads and found this picture of them posted on /b/ way back in the day haha

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schizo thinks he's hard because he used to work as a drug runner where drugberg took 90% of the profits lmaooo state

do I have any points?

Stephan King books are good 2bh

stay at home watching BLACKED videos and cooking soy-based meals

frotting with other lads is good 2bh

How to get the tick

lads i’m claiming Universal Credit whilst temporarily out of uni

how do they know i’m ‘looking for jobs’ for 35 hours a week? does the website know somehow?

LAAAAAAAAAADS

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Aye🙁

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It’s monitoring your search history

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not only did boomers get free tuition and fairly generous grants while they were at uni, they were even allowed to sign-on for bennies during holidays

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outrageously peng ting

Like this post and Michael Portillo will visit you at midnight tonight and read you a page from Bradshaw's Guide

There's more puritanism around penis-vagina sex then in the 1500's

pathetic

pts mean prizes

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check me👌

checked

I'm, Slipping below the water line
I'm, Slipping below the water line

The woman of my dreams, She, She never came along
The woman of my dreams, Well, There never was one

And I'm, Not sorry for, For the things I've said
There's a wild man in my head, There's a wild man In my head

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Man is not currently of uncomfortably above average temperature and so will not be removing his outerwear.💯

who's got the highest tally

off to the pie shop lads😂

the aesthetic ideal

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Chongberg gave me a measly 4 strips of beef in my "Mongolian beef"

LOL I thought you said "who's got the biggest willy" which is me

don't know

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looks too old

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probably would if I hadn't had a nut in a few days

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aah yes, the Essex slag that thinks she likes '''raving''''

often seen in Ibiza spending a day's wages on a plastic glass of veuve clicquot, or on her phone at Studio 338

fuck this gay point shit

do not like this post

NEW

really dislike blacked raw but enjoy blacked

faggot

r.

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pfhwoar

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no

Rolled 2 (1d6)

will touch willies for likes

This is such an absurd picture, where was it taken? Why are those people there?

way too early retard

god i wish that was me

might watch sopranos again

lol is that guy wearing a blouse

cockmunching nigger arse muncher

rolling

post the highest perk you've acquired

fuck off

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you on the right

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me as the large blackman

rol

Riverdance off a cliff cunt

poonited cuckdom of great shitstain and northern direland💯

Toilberg just sent me a reminder not to stay up too late.

scores are going to be gone before i get any spooky stuff
c'est la vie

hello nigger

yanks🍅

source?

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👌

hope this continues on /s4s/

doug is one of the biggest cretins on the entire internet

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

got a good feeling about it this time but I know I’m just going to be disappointed