pöröhlöröshiaa
Pöröhlöröshiaa
What do you want, nordic peasant?
Looks british
jöröö dopördjöö
No that's the dull colored grass in the background that gives a british impression
Are you high?
lö jean is lö män nem
Nah, it's the brits who look like Gérard
Terve, my name is Piärri.
I’m a 33 year old French Suomiboo (Finland fan for you valkopyykki). I draw Moomins and Gay Fetish erotica on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and drinking superior Finnish beverages. (Koff, Karhu, Helsinki vesijohtovettä)
I train with my Puukko every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through slavic flesh because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my knife license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Finnish fluently, both Helsinki and the Sami dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Finnish history and their personal space code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Finnish visa, I am moving to Helsinki to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an elite sniper in Jalkaväkirykmentti 34 or a Sissi!
I own several lapintakki, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Finland, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Finnish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Finland!