You wake up in nordic paradise, Oslo city. What you do?

You wake up in nordic paradise, Oslo city. What you do?

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try and find some food but all I can find is frozen pizza

no thanks.
I dont like white women, they are tall and their vaginas are too big.
also nordic food is shit with a shit weather too.

>also nordic food is shit with
What have you even tried?

rape

Tek toget til Bergen og så båten heim

Rape my way back to Spain

Go to a pub and talk shit about inferior Vestlandet

drive away from the city and go find me some fjords to look at

Based. Have a like my good sir

Nothing

>that pic
>first world
literally brazil tier

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>he thinks his boipucci will be untouched

Take a train back to the real Norway, aka vestlandet

Explore the city and try to get in the pants of white liberal whores by invoking the "victim-of-a-backwards-society" card.

maybe your peepee's too small

find a gay bar with hot nordic leather daddies

Start preparing my journey back to my home Finland through wasteland known as Sweden

That's the spirit
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Oslo is honesty the most soulless city in Scandinavia

Unironically this

cry, for I can no longer afford to drink the sad feels away :(

It's the worst city in Europe after turboshitholes like Sofia.

Gothenburg

What large Scandi city has the most soul?

Rinkeby

Hedeby while you're at it

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I'd say Copenhagen but that might be just because it feels a bit more continental (more exotic) than Stockholm. Stockholm is more picturesque though.

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>their vaginas are too big.

holy kek

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Get a job.
MBA here, it's there a chance?

MBA is a meme in nordic countries

There is only one nordic soul city.
B-E-R-G-E-N

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Sorry but that's a town on a hill

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God this reeks of green-leftists and "better people"

try to get accepted in some university

gonna wait for the winter then larp as depressed edgy lad

>Muh hjärnspöke

is he wrong?

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There's three proper cities in Scandinavia and I don't see what's controversial about that

Ask "Hello good sirs, may I ask for the locations of these fabled fair-skinned ladies?"

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get a job and never leave

upboated

Copenhagen is most comfy capital in Scandi

>t.been to all three

Copenhagen > Stockholm >>>>> Oslo

Form a death metal band

Turn on the AC, heat the room to 28℃

I would be happy af :-D

I want to move to norway in a couple of years anyway^^

kms

>AC
Joke's on you, even the most expensive hotels in Poorway don't have ACs.

Flew out of Oslo last night on the way back from skiing in norefjell. I’ve lived in Copenhagen for the past 3 years. I guess I am biased but Oslo is pretty but it’s also pretty boring. I am from Sydney which is not a fair comparison size and weather wise. Oslo is like a ghost town on a Sunday, it’s creepy.

Have you been to Stockholm and if so, what did you think of it?

Unfortunately I haven’t yet. My girlfriend is a fan of Stockholm. It looks like a really beautiful city.

If you ever visit, try and visit Vaxholm and live at the Hotel Diplomat.

oh, or a lunch cruise through our archipelago.

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Looks nice. Cheers.