/cum/

[spoiler]never going to make it[/spoiler]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW TO APRIL FOOLS POST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M NOT EVEN PHONE POSTING

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jojo siwa's bizarre adventure😃

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Wonder what it's like fucking a corpse?

Like this post and I'll tell you

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

the only problem with the kardashians is that theyll be killed when the commies revolt

also a gay that doesnt like the kardashians, ummm thats weird

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Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?

A: He could feel it in his bones!

kys party pooper

gimme the secret

shoot

Hate the globalists
Hate the gamers

delete system 34

The same ol' rigamarole, probably

SHE'S GOT IT
I'M YOUR VENUS

ok i liked your post, now tell me

What exactly is there to like about the Kardashian's

why are the boys wearing bows in their hair?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Wow he just can't catch a break, I was going to tell him if he got Good or better luck but he just keeps getting the meme fortunes.

32* whoopsie haha😃

Greetings

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Girls are cute

I'd like to fuck the orange-haired idol corpse, I reckon.🐰

her car is sick

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>not wanting sex
Gay
>just wanting to cuddle and hear that they love you
Codependent and gay
>that taxation is theft
Retarded and gay. It's not theft if they're not sneaking into your house and taking things without your knowledge. They'll take you to jail at gunpoint if you don't pay up, so it's robbery or extortion, not theft. And you also deserve it if you continue to play their game and allow it to happen, so bitching and moaning about it isn't worth much.

yes

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I can't believe I had to send moot a copy of my id just to participate in this april fools game.🙁

I present to you; the American suburb

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to be cute, silly😃

Ok I'll spoonfeed you

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hello frens
can you give me some likes and help me unlock skelly?

AAAAHHHH FIREHOUSE SUBS STOPPED DOING FREE DELIVERY NOW I HAVE TO DRIVE THERE LIKE AN ANIMAL

yeah but only when they have two dimensions unfortunately🦌

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She’s fat and ugly though

dont understand how people like this exist and how they make money or have an audience, it's really weird

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did cara die

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dios mio...

how the fuck do I downvote you

post some good music

Why anyone would want to live in the middle of a desert is beyond me

is that a nuke town?

ok you idiots hear me out

you have to put your perks on the options menu

these are the perks🖤

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youtube.com/watch?v=SiO_7LhPZFM

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bruh she song gots 700M views LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=ypPSrRYOAj4

i like girls

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hehe😃

>being a 322-let
gitgud scrub😂

Language

>poordroid

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uuuuh a black heart

thats cool💚

What kind of povertyphone do you have?

buy me sekiro spic

>caring about likes and perks and shit

ngmi

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>700M views
I've never even heard of this person wtf

>TELCEL
More like INCEL
LOL

I"M FUCCIN TIRED OF ALL THE PERKS

cute!

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yeah but why? she's an ugly stupid kid, idgi👌

youtube.com/watch?v=3s_tvnl3teU🐸

>*Codes in HTML*

my score is 96🙁

>i like girls

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>not receiving likes

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alright lets pass the likes around

scorelet😂

How do I improve my like to post ratio?

That reminds me of Nancy Sinatra
youtube.com/watch?v=BkKDSFYvxKU

cd
cd code
cd ..
ls

who are you

You forgot someone.

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fug i need to improve my score

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thinkin bout changing numbers I get too many random calls from people offering cruise packages or hotels

>guy at work starts to talk about how Android is better
>girl tells him this is why he has no friends
He’s also not allowed into our group chat since he’d turn the bubbles green

dont you see i have an android im poor❤️

I only like posts from people who have lots of points, cause it means they're good posters ok deal with it

Your fortune: Outlook good

will canada and america be my gfs?

ill fuck you

an oldfag making his return to the sacred realm of /cum/

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TEL CEL
More like INCEL

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I NEED JOY RIGHT NOW
ew no thanks

The boomer has not accepted my friend request
I wonder how Mexican his wife sounds

i miss blackberrys💔

will i find frens within the next decade?😃

the childhood celebrity crush

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FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BALL
WILL AMERICA AND CANADA BE MY GFS?

I'm Italian