How do I turn $1000000 into $1?

How do I turn $1000000 into $1?

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make a shitty thread on Jow Forums

1. Buy REQ
2. Sell REQ at a loss
Repeat until down to $1

icx

Follow Jow Forums advice
Unironically buy cryptocurrency rather than mining it

Send $999,999 to me. xxoo

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wow beat me to it.

alternatively
>buy REQ
>hold for 1 year

Bitconnect

Masternode coins, any of them

unironically hold Link

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