R-r-rule, Britannia ... B-b-britannia rule the waves .... never will be s-slaves

If tails, Brexit will crash the EU.Coin Flip: Tails

ok, this is based👌

Herro airiens

I'd consider that crashing your economy for attention is quite a high price.

>If tails, Brexit will crash the EU.
Crashing this Union...wiith no survivors?

None, not even us.

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time to buy anglo cash

Seriously though, I feel kinda sad for the british, as much as I like to tease them. I'm also against the EU and I'm really disappointed that they didn't leave yet...
Britain was supposed to be the beginning of the end. Now they're acting like a british colony that seeks independence from the crown. Only that in this they are the colony and want to be free from the EU. I guess you could say that's cruel irony...

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Fuck me, is The Times really nearly £2 for a paper? The Daily Star's only like 40p

Filthy bourgeoisie capitalist degenerate.
Germany is intentionally destroying Europe's economy to prevent rival foreign companies from profiting.
What Germany is doing today is what the jews did in post-WWI Germany. You learned your lessons very well

sbane?

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>no deal
this a TV show now?

>Russian sex workers are world's best, boasts Putin
Wtf I love Putin now

No, nothing like that. The problem is that the british want to keep the advantages that the EU provide without any of the burdens.

No respect for such scum. May God obliterate that tiny rainy island

>prevent rival foreign companies from profiting
O' really? At the moment I have the feeling that multiple parts of our industry is falling apart. Because the competition from foreign companies is way too much for local small companies to keep up with.

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>Seriously though, I feel kinda sad for the british, as much as I like to tease them.
I can relate to this, even though Brexit process has given me my favourite reality show, the House of Commons. EU doesn't have the appeal it once did. The new, more federalized EU is becoming technocratic, draconian institution which doesn't seem to have any accountability to anyone.

I don't know if I should be mad at this post or amazed at a monkey being able to communicate

I trust the EU more than Sipilä

Hm... yea its kinda pathetic. Brits used to sleep in sewers in world war 2 and still were cheerful even with the looming threat coming from germany. Now that was all in vain and they listen to us now. What a shame.

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LMAO

>The problem is that the british want to keep the advantages that the EU provide without any of the burdens.
No, we just want to trade freely with the EU without being in it like Japan and Canada do.

America will give us a free trade deal without us agreeing to become the 51st State. We're not asking for anything unprecedented or unreasonable.

LMAO😂

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>Hey look, if I create an absolutely FUCKED y-axis I can make it look like GBP has crashed to zero seemingly overnight!
Disingenuous bullshit, fucking euro-cucks pulling out all the stops to push an agenda.

I know what you mean, the EU was solely there to keep the peace in europe and to strengthen the economy of all EU members. Now its almost like an empire, you either follow or we destroy your countries economy.

I don't care for Sipälä I'm voting against him, but EU is manned by people like Guy Verhofstadt who aren't any better.

>We're not asking for anything unprecedented or unreasonable.
From their perspective, you are. The four freedoms are not rational, but ideological thing to EU, they do not think they European project as you do.

>What do Brexiteers consider as a fair deal?
Freedom of movement for goods and capital, no freedom of movement for people

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They've already given what we want to Japan and Canada, though. This doesn't seem to have anything to do with the "four freedoms".

>This doesn't seem to have anything to do with the "four freedoms".
Maybe not. A woman scorned scenario? You're poised to become more independent from EU then even the Swiss. I should probably stop here since I don't care to come off EU apologist.

>You're poised to become more independent from EU then even the Swiss.
I wish but parliament won't let that happen.

We're poised to join the Customs Union and get the worst of both worlds: EU membership without any representation.

And that's a good thing.

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>We're poised to join the Customs Union and get the worst of both worlds: EU membership without any representation.
That at least leaves the option to manage relations to EU trough bilateral treaties and not just follow all of Brussels' dictates. If there is enough political will left over, you could distance yourselves from EU at latter date when conditions are better for you. Big if, but it's there.

watch it, hanz

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>That at least leaves the option to manage relations to EU trough bilateral treaties and not just follow all of Brussels' dictates.
Except our trade policy will be dictated to us by the EU meaning we can kiss goodbye to an independent trade policy (which is kind of fucking important if you aren't in a political union like the EU).
twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/1112764365307105288
twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/1112764568168792064
(^ This guy campaigned for Remain, btw.)

>If there is enough political will left over, you could distance yourselves from EU at latter date when conditions are better for you. Big if, but it's there.
It isn't there. There is no political will. The bulk of Parliament doesn't want Brexit at all. If we don't leave fully now, we never will. This is the only chance we will ever have, and it's a miracle that we even got it.

What chu' gonna do, huh? After the hard brexit you won't be even able to afford a tank let alone have your own marine. Are you gonna poke me with a stick?

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more importantly

did the porn law pass?

>What chu' gonna do, huh?
Maybe I'll buy a French car instead of a German one. How would you like that, huh?🐸

It passed a while back but it's not proving as simple to implement as the boomers in government no doubt envisioned it would, so the block was delayed once again. It was initially intended to have been implemented by this time last year.

test

Your country will be in a crisis, you can barely stay alive and pay rent. You want to tell me you can afford a new, high quality german car in such a situation, hund?

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>Except our trade policy will be dictated to us by the EU meaning we can kiss goodbye to an independent trade policy (which is kind of fucking important if you aren't in a political union like the EU).
These and the linked Greg Hands' article do make things seem bleak. But from a quick glance they seem to assume that EU works as homogeneous group and that UK does not have political capital to manage relations to EU countries, so I doubt it's as bad in practice.

>PLUNGES
>1.1690 to 1.1640
The Express HQ needs to be bombed. Currencies fluctuate much more than this in the time it takes for me to take a shit. Kys, OP.

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YES, GOYIM!!!

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