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What did you do with Beto

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offer my sexual roleplay services free of charge on various mmorpg's to compensate for lack of actual sexual interaction in real life.

simmer down

Id buy it and use it as a breakfast toast spread

sudden flashbacks to that scene in pet sematary where the kid has his face pushed into the rear wheel of a dirtbike
a premonition of something soon to transpire in my life mayhaps

this guys score... my god.....

no words.... shoulda sent a poet...

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1 like = 1 slag gobbling your willy

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weed is fucking shit and is only for braindead normies that identify with nigger culture

you like idm bla?
the black dog from BASED SHEFFIELD ought to be in your playlist
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sucking cock for likes in kent lads

Cemetery*

You spelt it wrong but I just wanted to correct your wrongdoings

youre not ready for da war
dont be foolish dont be silly now

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Am new

falling in love with a Tumblr grill with a kid lads
the red flags are there but she's super qt and knows memes and geek culture
I'm at a loss

Have not administered a single link ha I’m a stingy fucker

Females be 5’2 thinking they scaring someone.. calm down before i toss ya keys on top of the refrigerator

unironically it is suspected that weed can bring out psychosis in people. a sudden fit of rage

have a like young'n

When was the last time you had a wet shave, lads?

Be nice pls

you unironically do get points for liking others though you fool

Crying my eyes out lads

>that mug
yikes

was messaging a lass on tinder who was 5'2 and turned me down immediately cause i'm 5'10

not fair

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This is what happens when you don't use Finnish Abloy locks

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Don’t care I’m not a pathetic points grubber you fucking virgin

feel like 97.6% shit

genetics doesnt mean anything bro just get a haircut

oh thank you very much friend

The gas chambers of World War 2 are quite simply propaganda made history. The American denazification program and Israeli politics are to blame for that. Of course, nearly everyone who presents the Hollywood Holocaust as fact today believe it themselves. The actual conspirators are long dead.

This idea is a surefire way to be branded a Nazi, but the taboo actually has little to do with ideology. The true reason this doubt is such an offence is that nobody wants to believe such a terrible war was really nothing more than a game of ambition and pride between powerful old men.

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this guys score... my god... no words....

shoulda sent a poet...

poo

oooh someone sounds a bit jealous

finnish abloy locks mong loves his finnish abloy locks

showscore

why even use tinder?

>Jow Forums
hax

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>Brexiteers recalcitrant as fuck
>Remainers recalcitrant as fuck
>10 days until no deal
>Both keep shutting down proposals for the hope that Theresa May withdraws A50

Incredible
How's that for gambling.
In being so intransigent and unwilling to compromise on anything they risk facilitating the complete opposite of what they want from happening.

This is the world's greatest drama.

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Holy FUCK why are Donuts so PENG?

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Sycophant💛

don't worry i gave up promptly after numerous failures

once a virgin freak forever a virgin freak

Got called a racist in greggs again lads

I think it is doing that to me. I'm a braindead retard addict though so i keep going whoo!

/brit/'s official policy is not to use dating apps
delete them if you have them
thank you

don't trigger me

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prisoner's dilemma?

>recalcitrant
look lads, grug opened up thesaurus.com.

ah yes ah yes *googles recalcitrant* very good

you're recalcitrans you mong

:3

got called a commie in greggs

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How do you see a person's score?

Need to smell Emma Watson’s stinky anus.

What’s stopping the yanks ITT from purchasing a firearm and shooting a nigger?

in greggs?

hey🙁

negative IQ posters
Game theory at work

>Both keep shutting down proposals for the hope that Theresa May withdraws A50
Not really

virgin freaks have been banned from owning guns for years

man of the people
socialist supporting a massive corporation for a photo op

testing the latest acquisitions⚽

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The first few days of the year I was just going to take her out for her birthday and I want to put my willy in Emma Watson’s vagina and smell her mouth.

Personally, i would only ever turn a gun on myself. Why hurt someone else? Even a shitty hood nigger can find redemption.

no FOY

Remainers obviously hope so.
Brexiteers hope she doesn't.

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Genuinely the 9th best hunter on my server don't like to brag about it though

>"A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him."

fed up of 'gzit lads. just want it to be over. voted remain me

normies cant even conceive of the shit that we've seen

we've forgotten more memes than they will ever even know

HOW THOUGH
this is NOT in my list of perks

Nature loves courage

feeling a bit recalcitrant might call in sick tomorrow

Really! That’s great lad.

*walks away and talks to somebody else*

When was the last time you had a wet shave, lads?

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is the bitter woman hating incel virgin freak that longs for nothing but the sweet release of death but is too cowardly to take the matter in his own hands in tonight?

I want to give you a brohoof. This is epic, simply epic.

learned about allegory of the cave when I was just 13. was woke for all of my teen life and was rejected by the shadow watching majority.

and you can't conceive shagging

got called recalcitrant in greggs. called the runt recalcitrant back

what does this do🦖

>Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up. This is the trick. This is what all these teachers and philosophers who really counted, who really touched the alchemical gold, this is what they understood. This is the shamanic dance in the waterfall. This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering it's a feather bed.

Makes you think

???⚾

does the man want to kick the ball🦖

saw two nigtards calling each other recalpitrants in greggs
don't know what greggs is bc i'm american though

sad but true

I shave dry

When was the last time you had a wet shave, lads?

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Got called an intransigent wretch in the local Orange hall but I swiftly rebuked my assailent by condemning him a recalcitrant beast

Wahey!! I love baseball!

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That's a nice word

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