Culture Pals /cp/ general

Smiling Coast edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

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>Website with pastas and scripts:
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>qtcrawler:
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hello from the smiling coast of africa THE GAMBIA

Say what you want, but filipinas who can actually speak English are great. I miss my filipina qts.

is THE GAMBIA really a huge place for sex tourism?

I saw the one in Kenya.
youtube.com/watch?v=NaMw3e7fEV4

I wonder if only boomers do this or even young women go there for that.

why do they only focus on the men? where the black women?

You're fucking wrong, flips are the goddamn worst

Lmao it's like that fat redneck lady on 90 day fiance that went to one of those Adrican shitholes to be with a guy and even lived there

>where the black women?
well, maybe the guys are more involved in the sex tourism more than they are?
or they featured the men because it has more shock value.

There was some French guy that impregnated something like 100+ women

Boomer

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>he had a picture of donald trump
kek

You literally described 3 of the American women on that show

The older fat one

I know which one you're talking about. Even his Nigerian friends know he's just after the green card
youtube.com/watch?v=74G0cgrRBqM

Hahahah yeah that's one.

That guy honestly deserves citizenship for being anywhere near her

Do girls like the absolute unit physique?

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Nah fuck that shit, we have enough Africans here

Alex Jones's body type is peak performance desu

I still don't get this general

Im gonna get a gf soon

Your fortune: Bad Luck

am I?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REROLL REROLLLLLLLLLL I EVEN GOT DUBS

Im autistic

Your fortune: Average Luck

Ill take that

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πŸ˜‚

whats so funny?

u autist i tell can, prommis

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Fek I've been compromised

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Darn, I have completely forgotten how to have small talk.

#MeToo
I think my short statements are dismissive and my long answers are blog posts.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

How long are we going to have this fancy things we can add to posts?

Same. I don't even mean to be dismissive or rude.

🐢

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Thank you, stingray.

>stingray.
?♨️

forever🐸

Selamat pagi or something along those lines.

>Selamat pagi
this is Indonesian

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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I know. But it means something stingrayish in Tagalog, doesn't it?
Never mind, I'm being autistic. Sorry.

pagi means stingray :')

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Thanks. Now I know.

>leave a minute voice message
>she only latches onto the last thing I say and responds to it
fuggin hell, why do I even bother

>image response is 2 grey checks
>voice response is 2 blue checks and listened to
I sent the image response first but its still 2 grey checks. wat

She probably only had something to say about the last part. I'm the same way too. Doesn't mean I don't want to say more, but I can't add anything meaningful.

She's seen the pic. Sometimes whattsapp does that when you send a voice message or audio.

>She probably only had something to say about the last part
reeeeee, I asked a few questions throughout that voice message

does this shit actually work in finding qts? im paranoid about catfish now a days you cant even trace an image back without reversing it and sometimes it doesn't trace back

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Roll

Fugg :DDD

Roll

So we're allowed emojis now?

How do I get these coloured texts?

gimme

I want to roll my fortune, how do I do it?

>girl wants to call so she can practice for her speaking test
>she's the least attractive person I talk to
I never should have kept talking to her in the first place

Roll

ROLLAN!

Fuck!

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Rolling for gf

rollo

>Niger
HOWLING

I signed up this whole thing seems cringey and I think most of the girls are catfish but not sure

Meant to point to

the prophecy has been fulfilled >Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

TELL ME HOW TO ROLL MY FORTUNE

if you haven't unlocked it.. ;_;❌

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>tfw phone poster so haven't got many points

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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anyone also get this?

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what even is that?🐱

Will I hit PRs today?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

FuckfuckfuckNoNONONO

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notification when you get a view

>britluck

Your fortune: Good Luck

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is that on the app?🏴

no interpals send it to your email

>emojis
how

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I will give myself a you

I remember when interpals used to email you the message you got
headsCoin Flip: Tails

youtu.be/5P4h7hmcpEM
i got 8 points lol

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Changes that the flip marries an anglo boomer?

Your fortune: Average Luck

even Jow Forums doesn't have faith in that.πŸ¦–

Changes that the flip will marry a Celtic boomer

Be happy you won't end up on baby boomers with Asian wives

Forgot to roll the fortune

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>Your fortune: Bad Luck
no Celts for me, I guess?

Chances of marrying an American boomer or M*cchi

Your fortune: Good Luck

Chances of killing herself

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Lmao you know what to do now f*ip thot

Chances of becoming lesbian, smashing patriarchy and wooing Claudia

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

BLACKED

tfw this is my fortune again
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
and
This is the Smiling Coast edition.πŸ’’

whats the best place for sex tourism that isnt SEA or amsterdam? is it really THE GAMBIA?