How can one country be so bad at Italian food?

How can one country be so bad at Italian food?

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unironically prefer domino's pizza to the rubbish i bought in shitaly

go away mean bully >:(

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Everyone does, but most won't admit it.

did you know you can upgrade to an extra large(50% more pizza!) for only $3?

will it makes the $2.95 upgrade for vegan cheese more expensive or do i get 50% more cheese for free?

This. Had Pizza in New York and had pizza in rome and American pizza >>>>>>>> italian pizza

italian pizza is fairy bread tier

worst doki desu

for free i think
fuck no i can't do this i need to get away from being a wagie while im here

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based wagie, ty

Shitalian BTFO

papa johns > dominos

is this true or are you memeing us for likes?

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it probably is true, haven't had new york pizza, but its probably a lot more similar to what we imagine pizza to be like than italian, italian pizza doesn't have as much in the way of toppings, the base is a lot thinner, etc.

Italian pizza is just bread and sauce with small clumps of cheese. Pretty meh tier, there's a reason the world copies the American pizza and not Italy's.

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DAS RITE

You're making a thread when the Italians are asleep! Make it when they're awake and can defend themselves.

>when they're awake

3 in the afternoon?

>what are timezones?

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I MEANT 3PM ITALIAN TIME

BECAUSE THEY'RE LAZY

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME EXPLAIN THE JOKE

It's half past 5am in Italy.

>LE MUTTISTAN SHARTER THINKS HE KNOWS FOOD IM ITALIAN I KNOW FOOD MKKKKK?!!?!?!?
Do we really need 80 of these posts

Yes. Now do this and think about talking shit behind their backs, user.

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>bootlicking europeans

Cringe. Italians don't even put garlic in bolognese sauce and you still think they know how to make Italian food?

both of you are retards and did not understand the posts you replied too

BASED

if history has shown us something is that italians can't do anything right and ruin everything.
face it, italians are unskilled and used as cheap labor in other parts of europe or usa, or other countries, their people are very unattractive. Italians can't create, can't innovate, they steal from others, and they can't keep a civilized society, look at pics of napoli, rome or milano, or any typical italian picturesque city, they are in shambles, they look like favelas.
and their food? stolen from other countries or so bland that even a toddler can make it and better (they put pasta, or tomato and oil on everything, gross)
So say it with me, NO ITALY.

I like Chicago Deep Dish

I like mine with more veggies than pic related

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damn. isnt this shit supposed to be protected by UNESCO?