/brit/ × /poo/

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realized I'm pronouncing dino as deano

fuck you /brit/

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pet nigger just stole my bike

>poo sun

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>doctor poo
literal children

what are some good English idioms?

head has been hurting for 2 days straight

Are Nige
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>day-no🙁

pot calling the kettle nigger

buster gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles

why aren't brits any good at hockey?

ate 2 pounds of peanut butter today

not a good day lads

To fart or not to fart; aye, there's the rub

any shaggers in? thought not aha

fucking orkney pedophiles

A Negro in a speedo sucking on the golf ball

have heard that one?

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>Isle of Man free of pedos
A bit surprising 2bh

Wish I had me a big ole bag of Kentucky homegrown. Spicy-smelling stuff that'd make you drool and forget your mama's name.

😃

Good morning Finlad.

may-december romance
shotgun marriage
a french letter (condom)

using the n word to refer to black pipo is dehumanising

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test🐸

I'd like to start making stuff like this again but I don't know how anyone has the patience to go through all the footage picking out milliseconds of clips etc. It's so much work until you get to the fun part.

Americans are like poofters that shout in your face how bent they are and how much they like sucking dick and do all sorts of degenerate shit

N word? You mean nagger(respectful)?

good morning going in the kitchen for some coffee

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its not part of the uk so it doesn't get included in data collection sometimes

I'm still in bed lads. Only got out of bed this morning for a piss. Guess I should do a fasting.

Do you have any good favourite English idioms?

It was the fools who made stools for the wise men to sit on

same

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You know I never thought to ask this before but if anybody is willing to admit, have any of you been nonced /brit/?

Australians are very direct folk

that's only half of it. if you just string together a bunch of clips and that's all you do, it sounds like shit or nothing at all. then you have to use praat or something similar to make it sound right

19 days till Avicii's anniversary lads.

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acting in a niggardly manner :)

is this basically like saying "it was the pikeys that unclogged the working man's toilet"

that's the fun part though, I enjoy getting it all in in tune.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY NIGGGERRRRRRRRR

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Mad how Mike Tyson impregnated the jail teacher in jail.

I'll tell you what.You'd make some money in America unclogging toilets, big shite.

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Hot damn I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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stupid catdog

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I think the words Emma watson should trigger an autoban.

banned

here you go mate

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looks tops

How autistic do you have to be to spam about Emma Watson for almost a year every day.

*ahem*

WHY ARE BRITS
BAD AT HOCKEY?

Can’t sleep
Ah the neet life
Prob wake up at 6pm🐸

she's probably a coal burner

we did it reddit

Alexa, could you be a darling and squeeze out a fresh cuppa latte for me? Ta x

Yank tier autistic

>for almost a year
newfag

Sometimes I miss the NEET life. But really it's unsustainable.

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hehe alri

april 2nd national day of islas malvinas (wrongly called falkland islands)🦖

Emma, could you be a darling and squeeze out a fresh log of poo into me gob? Ta x

I've been here since 2016. I can't really remember how long it's been. I'd say it's only been a year.

Then it would be the Isle of Boys

Fuck off, Diego

haha yeah alri

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August 2017. Your sense of time is fucked up.

drinking coffee

would you like some tea, that's would be more orthodox

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I demand a final solution to the yank problem

Even more of a reason for you to stop you autist.

Don't tell me you ate that after your cat has been around it.

여기에 물이 이만큼 있습니다

cat: my appetite
hand: my social conscience and etiquette
cake: fish and chips

me at the pub with my mates, when i get my dish way before they get theirs

I narrowly avoided being nonced in a park once

kek, that's awkward that. Doesn't feel right until everyone has their food

Almost was in chuck e cheese when I was 5
Luckily my parents were there with me and stopped it

These are chink insectoids and they are fattening that cat up to eat.

Stop being anti semetic, goy

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Details?

a little bit when i was 6, it wasn't that bad though. i wasnt penetrated or anything
probably why im so fucked up as an adult desu. i know for a fact it's the reason i was obscenely shy when i was a kid.

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in polite company yeh, but with your mates..

This is my cat

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early bird get the minimum wage

what's your cat's name?

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Do you mind describing what happened? If you don't want to it's alright just interested in a story is all.

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Sat down at one of those racing arcade machines and a nonce sat at the racing arcade machine next to mine and started talking to me and then my parents came and said It was time to leave

Her name is Mitzi.

Would HEEM that little rodent

Big bald bloke approached me and my mate when we were walking home from school and asked if there were any toilets around, we said we dunno. He came back about 5 minutes later and asked if we were sure, and said he didn’t want to go in the trees because he was worried someone might see him because he “has a big knob”. He then asked if we would go into the trees with him so we could “keep a lookout” and make sure nobody could see him. We sort of went in there with him for a bit because I suppose we were naive stupid kids and a bit terrified of the situation until eventually instinct kicked in and we just legged it

good name that

Frozen Fish in the oven lads

quite like looking at animals including cats x

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You guys are late from the holocaust lesson

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