>The latest statistics from the University of Chicago’s General Social Survey shows that people are not boning as much as they used to back in the day.
>The study finds that men in their twenties are enduring periods of celibacy because they would rather “like” Instagram photos and sit up all night playing Fortnite with their buddies. There’s a word for this level of male imbecility, we just know there is. Perhaps Douchesexual hits the nail right on the head?
>But it’s not just video games and social media that is causing this self-inflicted draught in the sex lives of Millennials and Generation Z. Some of it is because fewer young men have been entering the workforce since the recession, the report finds.
>It seems some of these dipshits believe that Obama is still the source of their downtrodden. Well, we hate to break it to you, kids, but Donald Trump is president now and, like him or not, there are jobs to be had. Of course, he inherited this economy, but the point is the recession is over, so it might be time to get off your ass and put a little money in your pocket. Unless, of course, virginity suits you.
>Yeah, it turns out that not having a job, an apartment and no funds to spend on the wining and dining that is necessary sometimes to transition into nakedness makes it difficult for these broke ass bastards to get laid. Big fucking surprise. What makes it worse is that most of the guys who fall into this category are still living with their parents, and everyone knows, or at least they should, that dwelling in mom and dad’s dungeon is not an attribute that most women look for when searching for in a mate.
>Still, rather than fix the problem – you know, go out and find a job and eventually put a deposit down on their own coitus castle — this group insists on sitting around in their parent’s basement and covering up their feelings of inadequacy with countless hours of online activity and other digital masturbatory rituals.
