Fun fact: The only two countries where C&C Generals was banned were China and Germany...

Fun fact: The only two countries where C&C Generals was banned were China and Germany. It was eventually released in Germany after some modifications were made (pic related).

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first of all fuck china didnt they ban HOI and bf4? second germany censorship is stupid

>HOI
Yes.

>bf4
I don't know, but probably.

China was the most fun faction to play. GLA were shit.

>playing an online quickmatch in C&C Generals: Zero Hour
>I'm stealth general, he's china infantry
>most of the game is us going back and forth, but I'm mostly on the defensive
>I make nub mistakes like taking 10 minutes before going for oil derricks
>I get my scud storm up but I have to use it defensively against his invading army
>he uses Black Lotus a few times but I destroy/sell my structures before he can take them
>I stealth my real buildings and leave my fake ones exposed, he blows up my fake structures with airstrikes
>I'm basically resolved to losing, but I'm an annoying chucklefuck so I hold out as long as I can; I'm basically on the defensive
>he starts building multiple nukes, I KNOW I'm fucked now
>he nukes my base, and I'm basically barely holding on
>finally without expecting it, I unlocked the sneak attack which opens a tunnel entrance anywhere on the map
>I open a tunnel in the back of his base and sent all my quad cannons, taking out his air force and some power
>he makes a counter-offensive, I use my anthrax bomb (I've been without my scud storm for a while now) in my own base to hold back for just a few more minutes
>meanwhile I keep pumping out quad cannons
>I say "fuck it" and launch another sneak attack in the back of his base
>I take out his power, then eat away at his production buildings
>I go for his nukes, which are powered down
>just as I destroy his last nuke, he surrenders
>my entire body surges with adrenaline, and I cannot stay seated
>walking around and shaking for five minutes from the adrenaline rush

Pic related.

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Why did they ban Hoi 4???

Something to do with Tibet I think

Hitler portrait.
Censored and released in Germany already.

The opressed must rise up

I don't understand. Why they did this shit with the two portraits?

lol hans shitting up a perfectly good RTS, what a bunch of sour krauts.

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Funny fact, the PRC's censorship didn't allow to include Mao Zedong in Civ 3, so they replaced him with emperor Taizong.

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good game, I had a couple moments like that.

>that feeling when you come out on top being certain u gonna lose.

It's uncut in austria though

I miss the little things in Civ, like clothes changing with era.

Civ1 had the best city view screens, though.

They also cut Mao from civ4.

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Bio terrorist general is Amazing if you get cum shooter infantry plus rockets you can rush enemy

>CnC Generals
*sips*
yeap

It absolutely did. Especially with the cute Elvis entertainers in the citizen lineup.

I just get a mod in the Steam workshop

civ 4 unmodded is basically boring shit, mod the game get hitler, mousolini, Mao, Che, Bush, Pol pot even Captain kirk leaderheads.

still the best version of civ out there.

Well Austria and German are different countries not united anymore...
Yeah, most people in Germany have uncensored mod eventually.
It's just a portrait of Hitler, not like some kind of progpanda man.

I mean the EU censored the shit the first ps3 south park game.

>Imagine being this retarded
The GLA was broken and can turn a peaceful base to hell on earth in milliseconds

What are your thoughts on the bio terrorist general

I think that he's the definition of being based

i have the steam version, which is not censored. hitler, nsdap ministers and nazi symbols are in this version, with no mods at all.

Well this guy seem get censored Maybe German censored work in mysterious way.

Funny thing, the "ban" (it wasnt a real ban, just a ban for advertising, nevertheless it got retracted from german market) came into action a couple of weeks after release and the game disk version with german dub + uncensored units became a collectors item achieving high prices on ebay etc (remember, there was no steam back in the day).

CHINA WILL GROW LARGER™

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Is there anything in the german constitution about this?
It's kinda sad desu
This will just foster more and more resentment against censorship and neoconnism

As I said, it wasn't actually banned, just advertisement was forbidden. Stores could sell it legally but you needed to ask for it specifically.

German version of half-life from back in the day.
Not really. There is an agency that censors media depending whether it is "harmful to youth". ("Bundesprüfstelle für Jugendgefähredende Schriften" or something like that.)
They've become less draconic now, compared when pc games were "new".
By the way, technically Germany has no constitution, just a lame "basic law" that was intended as a temporary solution after WW2 and that kinda acts as a constitution.

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They banned HOI because Xi tried playing ComChi and got BFTO instead of getting gud

Why do they look like that?

Couldn't kill humans in vidya, so they replaced all the people with robots.

Because they're supposed to be cyborgs. Reminder:
Killing humans = bad
Killing cyborgs which look like humans = ok
Also the dynamite barrel added some unvoluntary humor to the game as in the add-on "zero-hour" you could put infantry units on motorcycles which gave rise to a barrel of dynamite riding a motorcycle.

What about playing Zero Hour together with Jow Forums anons?