How can people unironically prefer the Arab Muslim drink that gives you diarrhea?

How can people unironically prefer the Arab Muslim drink that gives you diarrhea?

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Milk?

Only certain people get diarrhea, no one has yet figured out why

It makes my woke. Without coffee I‘m Unironicaly 30% less productive.

Wow I am more european than asian in this case.
Coffee makes me more energetic and coffidence so why not? And I dont drink tea at all and prefer just a water.

Coffee is too bitter for me, the only way I can drink it is by adding lots of milk and sugar to it. I still drink a few cups every month just to mix things up, but I could never drink it regularly, shit gives me stomach aches and the shits if I have more than one cup a day

Add a little bit of salt to bitter coffee

You're a faggot

Shut up before I kiss you

Anglo genetics

Tea is based, coffee is for soy

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>The only thing I drink is water

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>Arab Muslim drink that gives you diarrhea?
That's coffee though, it's literally a laxative.

you are an addict

>arab muslim drink
Tea originated from China, retard.

>It does indeed make me shit in the morning, but that's part of the reason why I'm more productive after drinking coffee.

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>he think Tea is arab and coffee is not, while it's completely the opposite

Whats wrong with coffee, Faggot?

Based tards

thats cuz you are brain damaged from coffee

>coffee is for soy
Jow Forums memes have melted your brain, seek help

>Jow Forums memes have melted your brain, seek help
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Who /tea/ here?
Fuck coffee niggers

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>muslim drink
>all the muslims are drinking tea
what did he mean by this.

I tired some lime mate a few days ago
It was nice

just drink espresso, a tiny cup won't give you diarrhea and it's enough to get you woke

Did they give you the funny straw with a built-in sieve and the gourd? It doesn't taste the same without those.

No, my aunt just poured some of it in my cup and added hot water

Who here isn't a faggot and drinks both coffee and tea based on whichever they feel like having at the moment?

Me, but I still drink vastly more tea. It‘s just that much more delicate and versatile than coffee.
A cup of black tea has about 90% the amount of caffeine in single espresso.

I only drink water and fruit juice, suck it.

Ummmm sorry, I prefer SPAR budget energy drink

I think the Netherlands when combined has the largest coffee + tea consumption in the world. Both are common here, which I like.
Always weird to hear about countries where it's either one or the other.

>laxatives give you diarrhea

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based brapman

I'm long past the point where coffee or cigarettes have any effects on me. It's more like if I don't have an overdose of each I won't be able to shit.

Coffee was popularized by Arabs and its etymology originates from the Arabic word "Qahwa"

Coffee is a tea as well.

I drink water only
*tips fedora*

coffee tastes good
I do not drink it much

If I go 15 hours without a cap I first become drowsy and then get intense headaches. I've literally been drinking this shit before I have my earliest memories.

I go into deep depressive episode if I don't drink coffee for one day, and get instantly cured again with one cup. Tea doesn't substitute as it doesn't have the same alkalines, said my chemist friend. And I drink it black.

Tea>Coffee

also
alcohol, algorithm, Allah and anus